at this point I think someone is doing this on purpose

Man has discovered how to do fireside chats for the short form video era god damn this is impressive

basically we spent 20 years fighting goat herders and came in second so we decided to take it out on ourselves while the guys that beat us are miserable because they have to learn excel now

Can’t suck on this Lemon. The Orange fears his power. Lemon can conceive of hyperdimensional space-time distortions Trump cannot comprehend.

my guy's walking around mlps all juiced up on the strongest potions money can buy

If you think the cops, DHS, FBI, CIA, NCAA, and whoever else are trawling NBC News to get pictures of your face and that's what's getting people killed, you are, to be clear, a fucking moron.

Again, real press will absolutely respect rules and boundaries, and I always establish that the only observer who can be identified in any way is myself. But all-consuming paranoia about cameras and press is awful for us. ICE is the one operating in secret. We’re the ones bringing daylight.

be wary of people whose Opsec advice is "don't go anywhere or do anything unless you've spent dozens of hours and thousands of dollars taking preventative actions to protect yourself"

*freespeechguy.jpg* I think former United States president Barack Obama has generally good political instincts.

Welcome to the resistance NRA

this is an article for babies. if you don’t want a gun, fine! nonviolence is a CRITICAL part of protest! but to insist it’s the ONLY viable form of resistance is seeking validation for your own fear of something you think is scawy

We are closer to self-annihilation now than we were during the Cuban Missile Crisis. No, seriously, look at my fake clock

Long Knives! Wrong Wives!!

honestly “whiskey friday with tony dokoupil” is the only half decent idea that has come out of bari weiss’s CBS so far

Anne Frank's family had their German citizenship stripped from them under the Eleventh Decree to the Law on the Citizenship of the Reich in 1941. Since they had never become Dutch citizens, they were officially stateless at this point, lacking what Arendt termed "the right to have rights."

That's it, I'm upgrading from Tarpeian Socialism to advocating for crucifixion.

this statement is CRAZY stupid, especially from an org with "educational" in the title

Blaming Pretti's death on him legally carrying a pistol that he very clearly did not reach for or draw has been generating bigger backlash than usual in some veterans' circles, from what I've seen. Didn't help that this was a guy who worked caring for critically ill veterans.

MAGA never realized how many liberals are patriots. We read the same stories they did, but weren't as sure we were as brave as those who waded ashore at Iwo Jima or flew a B-24 into German flak. Now the Twin Cities are showing that they are equal to any other generation of American patriots.

really gonna start leaning into my previously quiet “come and take it” attitude over this one

There were a few hours there last night when it felt like the administration was in damage control & they were signaling "It was never meant to go this far." Then you can really hear the moment Stephen Miller's coffin creaked open and he came out screaming "DOUBLE DOWN" before drinking a child dry.

The guy genuinely gave a shit. And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.

the weakest person in my groupchat gets mad at me every time i propose resistance to interrogation training

NO MCLELLANS ONLY GRANTS "Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, as often as you can, and keep moving on."

I heard someone say it was “extreme” to demand the names of the ICE agents who murdered Alex Pretti. No. Demanding government disclosure of the names of government agents when they kill Americans is moderate. Wanting to read the names off the plaque at a mass grave would be, perhaps, extreme.

Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

utterly infuriating dereliction of duty, too afraid to do their jobs from within the cozy confines of the Insider Trading Machine

kind of a mindfuck because everything, but the guy mooning the crowd could be the same guy who killed alex pretti

in political comms, waking up to something like "she was a parttime yoga instructor who also runs a facebook group of 163 people who like old movies, but recent events have caused her to mobilize against you" is the equivalent of being woken up on a flight by the sound of someone starting a chainsaw

ICYMI: I looked through a published archive of Boston newspapers from the 1760s, when British troops were stationed in the city. The accounts read remarkably similar to what's happening in Minneapolis. radleybalko.substack.com/p/two-cities...

Personally, I think every member of ICE and CBP in Minneapolis should be literally crucified along I-35, but I understand that's hard to get in an omnibus.

gay and straight marriage are both illegal. the only recognized form of union will be polyamorous tetrads where at least one partner is named "leaf"

you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

bovinos convoy is driving towards mar a lago

In trump 2 being banned from Posting is worse than having all your insignia stripped off in front of everyone before youre hung

i want my short friends to know i am thinking of them right now as i resist the urge to make a joke about bovino having been called home to help hold up a listing mushroom. this is an enormously difficult act for me but i love you just that much

what's this? fascists cutting bait on their own out of craven self interest?

Bovino pricing flights to Buenos Aires.

as @theophite.bsky.social has observed, "making the libs cry" can eventually result in the libs getting so mad that they figure out how to construct an artificial sun than drop it on you

every online community is now like hi and welcome to r/transformers, this week we're talking about what the best version of Devastator is to celebrate the release of the Mixmaster, if you work for ICE kill yourself, and a sneak peek at the new creative team on the Transformers series from Skybound!

I hear St. Paul is commissioning a larger than life statue to commemorate Bovino's departure.

if you make me join yet another “no this is the REAL Only Good Parts of 20teens Twitter” i’m going to become the jonker

HOW IT WORKS IN MOVIES: 1. Government lies 2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth 3. Press says “the government is lying!” HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE 1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth 2. Government lies 3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”

DHS can and will never be run by a Sicko fan.

Quick check up on how the Libertarians are doing on X the everything app.