"There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome” Mostly because I’m a pro kite flyer who sometimes has to fly kites at night.

More of this please!!! 🧐

Hooray! I’ve only been waiting since…March? But my shirt from Q’s run finally arrived today! So I can celebrate @quincemountain.bsky.social in style… Perfect timing, since the recent update from @blairbraverman.bsky.social. #UglyDogs

Nothing like opening your front door to walk your dog in the morning and finding the national guard loitering outside your front gate. #PerformativeNonsense

What she said about what he said.

omg, that thing where Girlyman shows up in your inbox after exactly 13 years and the video they link sounds as good as if it had been recorded 22 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytfI...

Country Feedback

Oh, goody, a school bus full of national guard parked in the alley behind the Liz on 14th. Guess the 14th and U ‘hood will be sooper safe tonight. #FreeDC

Was very confused this morning walking my dog around my DC neighborhood when I saw a family of tourists — mom, dad, two kids — and they didn’t look terrified. Then again, my dog seemed pretty calm too.

That thing when you’re in Vancouver and notice the museum across from your hotel has an Emily Carr exhibit so you feel obligated to listen to Veda Hille’s “Here is a Picture” while driving around.

Seated in 3C and going dark for DCA ✈️SEA.

huh. Was just listening to Milla's "The Divine Comedy" and got curious about the one time I saw her live -- and it was exactly 31 years ago tonight -- July 14, 1994 at 15 Minute club in DC.

today's the fourth of july another june has gone by and when they light up our town i just think it's fucked up we elected that guy

Huh. New pope?

So, uh, @darthbluesky.bsky.social this potato trend have anything to do with you? www.popville.com/2025/06/pota...

You know you’re in the right cafe when the first three songs you hear are by Metric, Feist, and Neutral Milk Hotel. @ ellé in Mt Pleasant, DC

Finally checking out the new Sleep Token. It’s pretty good!

In high schooI I worked at a movie theater and sold tickets to both Sugar Ray Leonard and Ted Koppel (not for the same movie)

celebrating #worldpride in DC today with an assist from Pepé, @blairbraverman.bsky.social, @quincemountain.bsky.social

I guess VZW really wants to make sure Grindr is available during the parade on Saturday. Folks at Le Dip should have really great connectivity! cc: @popville

TIL that tourists in DC's monumental core wearing stupid red hats don't like it when the word "moron" is called out near them. That's okay. The leopards will get their faces eventually.

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Kites up in Long Branch, NJ. Hoping the rain stays away until the end of the festival at 4.

A little clip from a recent keynote I gave, featuring Refried 🎶

Happy Easter

Realizing I like @throwingmuses.bsky.social's "Midnight Confessions" more than "Midnight Concessions." Glad to have both versions of the album!

Okay, that was freakin’ magic. I know it’s still fun to hate on autocorrect. And yes, I know the difference between “effect” and “affect.” But I just typoed the wrong one in a text and before I could fix it iOS fixed it for me.

If you see this post a beach photograph from your telephone.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

So confused. The government agency at which I’m a contractor has announced a workforce transition program. But I thought transitioning was verboten. What are the workforce’s new pronouns? Don’t worry, I won’t deadname them.

Was so happy to see someone walking down V St by the @930club.bsky.social wearing an @oceanator.bsky.social t-shirt! Tried to compliment him but it was too noisy...

Impressed with the size of the protest by the Washington Monument.

Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

@minnesotagirl.bsky.social just wanted to say thanks for the stickers! The little one is on my ski box, next to an old, beat-up sticker of Colbert that @blairbraverman.bsky.social and @quincemountain.bsky.social sent patrons years ago... #uglydogs

I don't know why I'm crying... am I suspended in gaffa? youtu.be/Zb46FvmBZ84?...

Did he have transactions with friends named PRC and Vladdy P?

Apropos of nothing, I hope none of you ever feel imposter syndrome at work again

ENCRYPTED COMMUNICATIONS BANGER SKEET JUST DROPPED 13 years ago @scott.hanselman.com

Pete Hegseth keeps texting me that I have unpaid EZ Pass tolls

Everything’s coming up Pepé! Sadly, no sign of a Q on the wall. (Spotted in Jimmy’s Kitchen, Fenwick Island, Delaware) #uglydogs

TFW you find out the lab in the coffee shop is named Balto. #uglydogs

Seated in 27D and going dark for PSP ✈️ IAD

Hello #Iditarod fans, the mushers are off on the Fairbanks route and we’ve been busily prepping for #Igivearod to support the communities along the way! We’re posting here on Bluesky this year!

Hey, @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social, this seems relevant: buttondown.com/theswordandt...

Keep wondering how @reckless.bsky.social feels about being right. Sigh.

With your help, Q became the first openly trans musher in Iditarod history. This year, he's ready to complete the journey. Thank you so much to everyone who's supported the team in different ways! If you're moved to contribute, we are doing some final fundraising for expenses ❤️ #uglydogs

1 replacement at 1600 >>>>> 1600 replacements at 1

Pretty sure that every time someone has said “this is the worst timeline” over the last 8 years, the timeline has branched to something worse. Dammit.

Going dark for DEN ✈️ IAD. Great week of skiing with my dad and we’re both glad we’re not flying into National.

Yesterday was a very long travel day, thanks to our bus breaking down in Denver, the replacement bus getting a flat on its way to get us, and finally arriving at the hotel 12 hours after taking off from DC. But thoroughly chuffed when the elevator door opened and I saw this mural. #uglydogs