@cheatsy.bsky.social happy birthday, young man!

buying you isn't the right thing to do how can i ever change things that i eat? if i could baby, i'd start my own farm how can i when the neighbors won't let me?

*lindsey buckingham singing* YOU CAN GROW YOUR OWN FOOD

I'm in China this week for the Tomorrow Festival, but TODAY 🔥5/22🔥 is release day for "Almost Waking" the album I made with hero Mabe Fratti and released by Tin Angel Records in Europe. In the US, grab the CD/LP from Midheaven/Revolver midheaven.com/item/orcutt-...

Today I heard a 9yo say to a 14yo, very sincerely, like he really wanted to know, ”Are you British? Or are you just going through puberty?” and I am probably gonna be laughing about this for the rest of my life.

what an utterly delightful show! might have teared up a bit when they said the bass was all recordings of adam's playing.

goddamn

lesbians in the seat ahead of me were heavy-duty processing

screw you guys! i'm going to see ivy!

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ASTON VILLA WON THE EUROPA LEAGUE so regrettably we've done some new drawings Contains multiple images of men cavorting with a big trophy Tried to do Buendia's goal justice. Probably failed. Mug sets & A3 prints available now if you haven't sobered up yet x #AVFC #UTV RTs = 💜 🛒 NoScoreDraws.com

⛰️🐐 The Mountain Goats | Full Set | House of Blues Boston, MA | May 19, 2026 youtu.be/HbioCO-R758

forgot my headphones so i'll be the guy on the train listening to celtic frost on the phone speakers. just like everybody else.

cow-orkers: can we meet to discuss this client request? woj: sure. cow-orkers: *sends meeting request* ...4 minutes pass... cow-orkers: *cancels meeting* cow-orkers: sounds like a false alarm woj: perfect!

wilyer!

making my supper and eating it too

new haven, minibeast is at cafe nine on sunday, may 24th. see you there! cafenine.com/products/eve...

there is a bicycle gang meeting out on the street. lotta blinking lights on fenders and helmets wrists and whatnot.

my recording of the overpowering noise rock of Minibeast -- Peter Prescott of Mission of Burma and Volcano Suns -- at MKeUltra in Milwaukee on Sunday is now on the Milwaukee Taper blog, freely available for downloading in both mp3 and lossless FLAC file format: www.milwaukeetaper.com/2026/05/mini...

i like sweeps

UP THE FRIED PORK

the darlnig buds are releasing a new album in july! www.cherryred.co.uk/the-darling-...

i love the red sox no matter what but loving them is easier when they score runs (even if they don't win)

haven't been to kauffman stadium but it looks really nice

whoever was at the pump before me yesterday spent $100 on fuel

thinking about how poorly my cow-orkers manage their e-mail and wondering if gmail live, if it actually does all the things they say it will, would actually help them enough to indirectly improve my life...

john 3:69

COYMFTA

coymfs

Feels like summer in NY but wherever you may be it's a great day to stay in and hide from the sun. Join me today from 3-7pm EDT on @gtdradio.bsky.social @wfmu.bsky.social for your shady soundtrack. Go here: wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

my favorite time zone www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/trt

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

screw you ice! i went and saw the joy formidable!

heard someone say this recently and now i want a bumper sticker that says, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE FLOATING IN TRAFFIC."

john darnielle remains undefeated

i will run for president and the only plank in my platform will be turning the ballroom, if it gets built, into a shelter

just came up with kind of a cool idea for a thong

checks out

but your local band's merch because sometimes you run in to members of your local band and make their day

screw you ice! i'n going to see the mountain goats!

i mean...here's the end of oceanator's "stuck" from last night. so good! even compressed to hell and back by bsky.

and a couple of oceanator too

mal blum at baby's alright last night

holy shit harlequins

there are people singing and wooing in the yard a couple houses over so i am guessing yale's term is nearing its end

the girls next to me are line dancing to nickelback's "burn it to the ground"

screw you ice! i'm going to see mal blum and oceanator!

forward my mail to the bqe

one of the guest cats is trying to help with undented setlist updates 🐾🐾⌨️