A school is no more a valid military target because it is on a military pay than a hospital is go back around do not pass go straight to jail

Next we’re gonna find out his dog is also named the same as Hitler’s dog just with different spelling

A “fully automated” tool for law is probably just six months from earning an attorney sanctions in front of a judge.

Based based based

The tepid response at home and abroad tells me they really all actually wanted to do this Iran thing a long time ago

I am wondering what the discourse would be if in their opening strike the PrC blew up all the DoDea schools on Guam.

Is there some barrier to entry in sci fi in the 80s and 90s that you had to be a lunatic to get popular or something

What

SCIF = Some Closet in Florida

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Americans have schools on almost every military installation

okay so can anyone actually protect their principals from the US military?

If you're gonna limit your media consumption to things that no fascists like, well you're not gonna consume a lot of media because it turns out that not every fascist has terrible taste in art/music/film/literature.

So part of the answer to “is it illegal?” has to involve the further question: according to who? And is the authority being cited essentially just Ron Swanson with the permit that says “I do what I want”?

The latest from YouGov (n ~ 1.6k adults): Approval of Iran strikes: -10 Approval of Trump's handling of Iran: -15 Should Congress approve wars first: Yes +31 Will intervention make Iran better/worse off: Worse off +20 yougov.com/en-us/search...

I love how there was this profile in the NYT a few days ago about how Iran was ready for this and had learned from the summer and then allegedly their entire leadership structure got taken out in the first five minutes of the attack

This is basically my view at this point

Checking in on Tulsi Gabbard

Love it when an Onion article has been relevant my entire adult life

If they got another leader with no casualties though… man you thought their egos were big before

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

For the nerds

Existential it is then

Absent everything else, this is so lame only one person could have come up with it.

Excited I get to now doomscroll through the middle of the day as America wakes up to this

I mean how this is going to be remembered is the extent of American casualties

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

“The Russian invasion of Ukraine will be over in four days.”

Do you think FIFA will revoke his peace prize

Would strongly remind people not to fedpost

So we bombed them in broad daylight on Saturday morning?

It’s a good thing we didn’t just unilaterally nuke one of the few selling points of the JAG corps.

Man lotta news this morning. Okay I’m going to the beach.

@katmabu.bsky.social getting the endorsement of the entire Dem natsec community was a funny thing to wake up to this morning

Xi is purging 80% of his generals, and the US is countering by going to war with the Pentagon's only cleared AI provider?

the current position of the US government is that NVIDIA should be allowed to sell chips directly to China but banned from using Claude, because the latter is a larger national security risk. that is the level of absolute insanity coming out of the White House & Pentagon nowadays

To be fair, that’s because they fired/replaced all the ones tha kept telling them what a dumb move this all is

Not the point but he looks like a B villain from the Boys with the hair and the lighting

The Catholic Church quoting the word of the Pope as a legal argument to the Supreme Court like it’s 1178 is kind of funny ngl.

they keep shutting down the airport whenever this thing gets used. is that normal for when they hit their intended targets or do flights only get grounded when they fuck up and shoot their own drone or a party balloon?

It's so funny watching our socialist GOAT continuously dogwalk the president.

How’s that peace in the Middle East Deal going Jared?

Small reminder to any federal worker that may be listening there is no statute of limitations for murder and I don’t think you’re all getting pardons

Republicans should just once be forced to live through a Democratic presidency that uses their own breathtaking assertions of power against them

You open a new tab on Edge at work and you see national headlines from NY Post. Your doctor’s office is a Sinclair owned local station or Fox (or soon CNN). TikTok and Meta algos have been skewed. It’s the oxygen, and sets the frame for how normal people process events and just general disposition