Tito’s kind of night

welcome to spooky season friends! 🎃👻💀🦇

Found out I have a hernia so I’ve decided to retire and watch spooky movies all month lol

Thirst traps on Bluesky seem so…Outta place lol.

bus pass bedazzled to say "passenger princess"

[doing the hot needle blood test on everyone I know after seeing The Thing] am I watching things on television that are different from what’s happening?

To be fair he was reverse graped 🤭

the way i still got 6 wrong

😂😂😂 dying youtu.be/AUnPN385wLI?...

I try to pick battles that matter, otherwise he'll just hide mistakes from me until they become fiascos.

Always excited to find a Bong Joon Ho movie I’ve never heard of lol. The Host was incredibly bold.

imma write a book about philosophy & call it “I Kant. Even” or “I Used to Get High. Marx” or “For Hume. The Bell Tolls” or “Bacon & Eggs-istentialism” or “I Feel Like Thoreau-ing Up” or

Rewatched One Battle After Another and it was fabulous.

Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower

Managed to quit vaping and weed this year. Dialed back my alcohol consumption. What the hell is wrong with me?????

A Disheveled Man Loses His Home, Meets A Series Of Eccentric Characters, And Goes On A Wacky But Increasingly Grim Adventure In His Bathrobe

Apple: in these delicate times we have chosen to delay the release of our TV show about white nationalist extremists HBO Max: hold my comic-book parallel universe

"she suddenly, and without notice, vanished" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Another late night painting sesh

Sometimes I have fun

I started drawing six weeks ago, practicing a little every day. I'm not that good but I enjoy doing it. Here are some of my recent drawings

they should have a movie theater in the airport for us freaks who get here hours in advance

Just wanted everyone to know my beard is looking rather lush today 😭

Namaste bitches

Finished a book today as I’m trying to complete a book a week and boy was I not prepared to cry like a little bitch at Children of Time. Banger.

This how I be pronouncing that bitch “commacon”.

Solo Leveling be having me feel like a kid every Saturday morning lmfao. Show so god damn good.

My letterbox membership ends in like 2 days so I guess I’ll be mortgaging my apartment to pay for it.

Love reading what I wrote while I was drunk. It’s like a drunken master with some shit I could never produce sober. Now where’s the coke.

when I suddenly wake up & there’s still time left to sleep again :

You think sukuna ever got laid or he’s just always been bout throwin them hands?

The only way I can write is with two tall boys and two shooters. The only way I can lock in. Some might call it alcoholism. I call it writing.

Cutting Dolly Parton’s program that helps kids learn how to read <<<<<<< www.14news.com/2025/02/19/t...

Been a min

I asked my sister why she fuck with rod wave and she said cuz dat nigga fat. Oh okay. That’s great.

Taylor scrolling through her phone right now hitting up new potentials

My sister became a physical therapist and now I refer to her as doctor sister lol.

If you say LeBron James name 3 times a magical Draymond Green will appear.

RFJ Jr talking about the Spanish Flu sounds like a high schooler giving a power point presentation they made the night prior.

Coworker forcing everyone in the office to watch a dude with no arms jump onto a platform. Look that’s sweet and all but you crying and shit? I’m sorry but get away from Samantha.

Old dude on the bus got a Keyshia Cole ringtone. Shit loud as hell to 😂

Was told I have exotic feet and should start selling feet pics

Shout out to the guy or gal who just won a billion in the lottery. Don’t tell anyone except for me. I have your best interests.

You know a character is about to get killed off when they start playing those flashbacks.

an actually good movie about the empty venality of the american media is of course NETWORK. an actually good movie about blithe indifference to a looming threat is JAWS.

Marijuana. The answer? Yes. The answer to life? Maybe….

I have always been Team Luigi because I respect that he has stayed true to himself while living in the shadow of his more famous brother. Unrelated: I recently heard someone say, “If my doctor says I need a medication why can my insurance company tell me I don’t?” and that has really stuck with me.