The ICE murderer had super plucked eyebrows. Like, if you're going to extrajudiciously kill someone, gotta look on point.

"I'm giving blow jobs behind the bins afterwards. A dollar a blow. Form an orderly queue."

A performer to the very end. I salute you, David Bowie.

The contractual obligation movie song that never quite fit. The b-side, on the other hand, was a banger! youtu.be/WFtNQQpVOqc?...

What can you say about this single? Nothing adequate. Just another magnificent step of a troubled soul's journey. RIP Sinead. ☘️

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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

Seriously this has got to be the earliest dating profile pic. That look just oozes sexual energy.

It is so cold in Gran Canaria today. I mean, compared to, say, even Norwich, it's tropical, but a bar guy said this was the first time in 10 years working in the Yumbo he'd had to put a sweater on for work. I've got the YouTube fireplace on because it does actually make you feel warmer.

The so-called defenders of the US constitution gave up doing their jobs about a year ago. Way too late now.

The "stop attacking us Americans, we didn't all vote for him" trend is very #notallmen.

Never fails to surprise me how gullible people are. The woman's a grifter.

“Everyone has a million problems until they lose their health. Then they only have one problem. Health is the real luxury. Stay grateful..” 💔❤️‍🩹❤️

Farage doesn’t believe in Covid vaccines he says.. good job he never posted this on X because that’d make him look a right tw*t and massive hypocrite eh🙄👇🏼👇🏼

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

Hard to believe that the government, led by a former DPP, doesn’t know this. Which would mean, if James is right, that the UK government is turning a blind eye to the production of child porn rather than risk upsetting Musk and the US government. And that would be an extraordinary scandal.

Subtweet: You do not feel safer in London *despite* it being more diverse than other towns. You feel safer in London because it is generally safe, and there being a lot of brown people here has LITERALLY NOTHING to do with how safe you are.

And apart from anything, is there not a huge duty of care issue here for the govt re Grok. If you’re telling the public they can get their comms on X, you’re essentially sending them there? And that puts them at risk of unwillingly viewing SAM and, for female users, being the subject of it?

Police. It’s a matter for the Police. It’s CSAM. If the police have a point, it’s supposed to be this:

🔥🔥🔥👍💯 EU officials warn the US: If you take Greenland, we will take all US bases in Europe. #cdnpoli

I spent €150 on underwear last night and I have absolutely zero recollection of doing it. That is dangerous!

Amount of blood US has expended defending Greenland: zero. Amount of blood Denmark has expended defending the US: 43 Danish soldiers gave their lives in Afghanistan, responding to a US appeal under article 5 of NATO. Ogles has no idea about any of this, because he's an incompetent buffoon.

50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning. After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.

If the UK government had a Culture Secretary, that person would be in a position to take a view about whether child porn on demand was a good thing, or a bad thing. thecritic.co.uk/brin...

I am extremely confused as to why the UK government and police are saying Grok’s mass-scale CSAM generation is an issue for Ofcom. This isn’t about X failing to moderate CSAM, which is an Online Safety Act issue. It is about the company and its technology being actively involved in its generation.

Steroid-heads need to set up funds for their families because they always die young.

A week after Andorra... I wouldn't bother again. Your phone can't roam there. Some cabs don't take cards. They do have Uber though. Three hour coach both ways. One super-cute gay bar. Wonderful thermal spa. Otherwise sterile shopping.

In honour of Star Trek leaving Netflix tomorrow, I watched Voyager Endgame. Upscaled very nicely to my 50" screen. Still my favourite finale. Set a course for home. ♥️

Some years ago we made a coding game for prospective recruits at HMGCC (MI6 Q division). We created a separate version for them to use internally. I named the URL 79301 and nobody spotted it. Spies? Pah! 7 of 9, tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01.

Can Grok put Jason Momoa in budgie smugglers or is it all children and young women? /sarcasm

It seems tech bros have spent billions of dollars on AI so it can remove the clothes from photos of women. It probably would have been better and cheaper to just be a decent human being and treat women with respect instead of like sex dolls. Maybe then they’d be attracted to you of their own accord?

Star Trek: Voyager. Endgame. Blackadder Goes Forth. Goodbyeee.

Not very général if you ask me.

I first experienced this video (or rather the first version of it) in a bar in Sitges in 2005. This is not the first update, but it's an absolute corker!

Watching the Les Mis movie. Umpteenth time. Half way done. Three things bother me enough to post: 1. Sacha Baron Cohen's weird fake French accent - why? 2. That boy's Oliver! accent - specifically his. 3. Eddie Redmayne's nasal singing voice and his warbly jaw - X Factor singing bullshit.

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Agh! Boyfriend has left his suitcase on the train as he arrived at Paddington station half an hour ago! Had his passport and everything and he's meant to fly tomorrow - anyone know if there's anything we can do right now? Is it worth going back to the station tonight??

I always have a ghastly lingering cough along with a cold. One time, although I was perfectly well enough to go to work, I was sent home because my coughing was too much. 😂

I had this book as a child. Engaging story and the most beautifully detailed illustrations. I wish I still had it.

Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64

Remember when albums had 8, maybe 9 tracks because that was all that would fit on an LP? Artists putting out the equivalent of double-albums all the time is watering down their own talent and the fans' patience. #hottake

The X-Men are finally in the MCU, I've heard a lot today. Did The Marvels not exist? I actually really liked that movie and I want to know what happens to Monica.

One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years. Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.

The fact that calculators and computer keyboard numeric keypads have 789 across the top, while phone number keys have 123 at the top, is one of the greatest user interface design failures of all time.

This isn’t just hypocrisy, it’s stupidity in spades, and dishonesty at every level.

This is basically how the tech companies are selling ai. Force it on to the users then crow about numbers. What's astonishing is why investors are falling for it.

We have learned that Sex Matters - the anti trans group whose activities you are obliged to fund through your taxes - is being investigated by the Charity Commission. goodlaw.social/j4r1

The lesson of January 6th is that it does absolutely no good to prosecute the the violent foot soldiers if you're not going to prosecute the leaders and hold them accountable for their sedition under the full force of the law.