incredible things are happening on tiktok

i love earth i love humans i love people

LEAN ON ME! WHEN YOU'RE NOT STROOOONG! OR WHEN YOU HAVE ENNUI, AND MAYBE JUST NEEEEED A SNAAAACK

that thing about how dogs never attack unprovoked

making halos

I may pick this one up idk but FOR NOW

that thing about how dogs never attack unprovoked

Casey doesn’t like phones aimed at her, but unfortunately I DO like taking photos of her. So she is grumbling.

Y’all mind if I whine a little here, because I’m so tired. Caregiving is so hard— when the hours come where I’m usually able to count on a few hours to myself, I usually just spend it recovering. And I’m disabled, so just caring for myself is a lot, but I have to give my best to someone else. Ok ty

Hello. If you have a loved one with cognitive issues, especially if they're prone to panic and tend to get worse at certain times, please don't do pop-ins, and please don't come to the door when their caretaker has left for a half-hour (while monitoring them remotely) & start yelling inside for them

I swear, watching tim heidecker and the onion tag team infowars' flayed hide for superb mockery has been a last buoying bastion of joy, god bless

hail satan

been playing a more canon form of matt except Human in a group thingy and here is a joke about him as a Doggy with a friend's OC

tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

I may pick this one up idk but FOR NOW

madi voice: would you still hate me if I turned into a wyrm

some Mattieus por vous

(guy who hasn't had a day off in over three months) caregiving is kicking my ass, here are some Doobles

Anything helps! 🥹 My whole life is in that unit.

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Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

Holy fucking shit please help me get to a dentist it feels like my head is exploding bsky.app/profile/leat...

Dan thinks Vittu is annoying as hell but still finds himself being dragged into things with him-- Or dragging him, at times. Sorry, man, you're friends now. You fucked up.

Dan thinks Vittu is annoying as hell but still finds himself being dragged into things with him-- Or dragging him, at times. Sorry, man, you're friends now. You fucked up.

U.S. Strategic Command: bsky.app/profile/verm...

Lex Luthor feeling the seeds of jealousy begin to be planted in his mind upon witnessing superman for the first time be like:

it's kinda spoilers, but I also probably won't get that far anywhere it counts so HERE GO! (nearly everybody seeing this: "s--spoilers... of what??? was there a plot we're supposed to follow??")

the sicheeashuns: curly haired nonbinary freaks (and ricardo) also you started it with matt so 🙄

Sona thoughts and vents, because it does make me feel better to doodle this stuff out like this-- I'll be fine, life's just been kicking my ass and the combination of intensive caregiving and severe agoraphobia is Rough. TW: suicide sx selfharm self harm depression vent (sincerely, don't worry)

(handing out emo?? dans after a vent like a parent with a newborn baby handing out earplugs and champagne to the surrounding apartments to apologize for any disturbance they cause)

oh damn I forgot to line in his chin fuzz

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