Moving to New Jersey means a drastic spike in people telling me to eat shellfish and all I can think of is the facehugger prop from 1979.

There is simply so much delightful casting in Widow’s Bay (Dale Dickey! Jeff Hiller! Kevin Carroll! Stephen ROOT!).

the words “harmony korine is working on a new movie” have become a threat

What if we kissed under the Godzilla footprint sky light at the Godzilla Memorial Lounge 😳

*Russian men’s choir intensifies*

Happy Alien Day to those who observe. Can’t imagine life without these gods and monsters. www.patreon.com/posts/120616...

Important to remember this for this #alienday

Alien: Isolation 2 | Teaser "False Sense of Security"... ▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8wJ... #AlienIsolation #SEGA

Happy Alien Day to those who observe. Can’t imagine life without these gods and monsters. www.patreon.com/posts/120616...

How shattering it is to be told by someone you consider a friend that they no longer have room for you in their life. I’m sure you see where this is going. Perhaps this isn’t even your first Banshees friendship break-up piece that you’ve read.

Napoleon invading Russia during the winter level L

Not complaining but the Sox have got to start saving some of these runs for close games

How shattering it is to be told by someone you consider a friend that they no longer have room for you in their life. I’m sure you see where this is going. Perhaps this isn’t even your first Banshees friendship break-up piece that you’ve read.

full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half known life

an all-timer for the blooper reels

First day of summer break is gonna hit like Mjölnir.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Having slept on it, my only hope for the Elden Ring movie is if Patches comes into the theater and kicks all audience members into a hole.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

1. Jonathan Pryce as Midra would rule. 2. Unexpected congrats to Dark Souls 2 enjoyers on the Pate/Pete casting.

Fun fact: the longer a baseball game goes, the more the stressfully liminal it gets. A no man’s land split in reality.

Touched up an old personal essay, about phantom pain and drifting friends. www.patreon.com/posts/148534...

Masataka Yoshida walks it off for the @RedSox!

Watching a Red Sox game

Someone give my girl a break!

Part of the motivating factor for this piece was because for all its shortcomings, hey good photo mode.

Hedorah (juvenile form)

Me, somehow existing unto the heat death of the universe: “Hey we should circle back on how weird it was that Michael Jordan wanted to switch over to baseball.”

incubation

New essay. Cyberpunk 2077 doesn’t know what to say. Power is good, power is bad, you are special, you are no one. This is a dark, gritty world where nothing matters, go crazy; also here’s non-stop stories about people suffering and needing just a single break. www.patreon.com/posts/last-t...

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

me, whenever i see godzilla.

These guys have been doing wonders for my mental health youtube.com/@tastebuds_n...

“Hollywood, believe it or not, is a blue-collar town...“It’s thousands and thousands of Grips and Gaffers. Drivers and Decorators. Builders and Boom operators. Camera teams and Caterers... And they’re all about to get f*cked” Damon Lindelof Reveals Reason He Signed Anti-Paramount-WBD Merger Missive

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

Knowing I have Hades II waiting at home is really Samwise carrying me today.

Pluribus (Apple TV, 2025-)

Huge if true

the memes from the Orange Man are getting out of hand, no doubt:

They are signaling that they are evil

Delighted by the reviews for Pragmata, a game that appears lab made to do enormous emotional damage on yours truly.

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there