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We tracked down the superyacht owned by the world’s sixth richest man. Larry Ellison won’t like what we did to it 🛥️🏴‍☠️

Yay I managed to do one . I'm going to rest now. Have a wonderful day 😊 And remember stronger together 💪 💙 go.bsky.app/DG6ZH7j

The White House sending out proof that Trump was indeed talking to Iranian officials these past few days, despite Iran's denials of such talks.

@katieghere.bsky.social Thanks for adding me to your Starter Pack! #BetterTogether

Ding ding ding! Stop the clock ⏰ We have a winner 🏆 Say things are going to be worse - market falls. Load up with appropriate stocks and commodities over the weekend. Wait till Monday, say complete opposite - market rises, cash out! Simple.

Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.

NEW: This new report, from BBC, is the best takedown of the insanity of Trump you will see anywhere. Calm, coherent and repeating only Trump’s own words. Devastating. Brilliant work once again from Roz Atkins. (🎥 BBC News)

Can't wait for the 🍊 🤡 to ask King Charles how his mother is...

mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

If I was Qatar, I’d probably ask for my $400m jet back.

This is the quintessence of narcissistic sociopathy. And just plain stupidity. From @anneapplebaum.bsky.social:

If you repost crypto scams into my feed, that’s a block.

The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now. They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!

UK: New phone. Who dis?

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire. 1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

Our er friends at the "National Rebirth Society" have popped up again, and I'm yet to be convinced that they're not some spoof comedy show that's about to pop up on E4 or BBC3

Consequence culture

Stop. Clicking. Links. In. DMs. You're gonna get the Internet clap and spread it to your friends. There's no giveaway. There's no lottery in another country you magically won without playing. There's no prince. There's no long lost royal relative needing your help. STOP. IT.

Sorry Trumpy if your war does not go as planned. Bibi sold you a quick war with an assured victory. But he lied again. You were vocal about how much you despised us, now it’s up to you to find a way out. By the way, why is Bibi so silent now?

Fame is temporary. Lack of class is permanent.

Back this statement by reposting, and reposting. #UNTILCOMPLETION

Imagine that everything he promised his base turning out to be a lie. Shocking. Just shocking.

This is cool. The Government is set to allow plug-in solar, low cost solar panels that families can buy at supermarkets and put on their balconies or outdoor space. "In Germany over a million have been sold, helping households with energy costs and reducing dependence on fossil fuels."

"Asked to choose between President Trump and Ursula von der Leyen, the head of the European Commission, Reeves does not hesitate. “Ursula von der Leyen,” she says. “I believe our future is closely intertwined with that of Europe.” (Sunday Times)

Alarm bells are ringing in the Horn of Africa. Farms are no longer yielding, pests are spreading, and tropical diseases are emerging. Climate change is real, and it’s destroying lives. #ClimateCrisis #GlobalAction

Ditto to those who enabled and shamelessly promoted him.

“Farage has said he wishes the party "hadn't bothered" to take minority control of Worcestershire County Council, because of its financial problems” V much summing up his approach to power. Grifting and gobshiting - yes please. Hard work and responsibility - god no. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I haven’t seen a single statement that the White House is outraged that they accidentally killed 165 kids

I was beginning to wonder if adverbs were still a thing!

UPDATE: There is no war, this is a war, the war ends soon, the war is just beginning, Iran’s nuclear program is gone, Iran could have a nuke in 2 weeks, Iran has no navy, Iran is planting mines, Iran is weak, Iran could attack California, oil is down which is good, oil is up which is good.

Was it a BYOB? Asking for a friend... 😬

Which one?

Last pack of the day. go.bsky.app/GQx5P22

Ted Cruz and Russia:

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No company should get a government contract if Trump’s family is working for or owning that company. All that BS against Biden and his family and they couldn’t find anything on the corruption they claimed. Trump is committing his crimes right in front of us.

Are we allowed to get the rest of the Epstein files now?

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Medical experts say that if you contract pneumonia you should visit a doctor. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says you should just bathe in raw sewage instead. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

🇬🇧 The view from @lbc.co.uk across the pond: “If Trump started this conflict to divert attention from the Epstein Files, it’s not working… you have to ask what Netanyahu & Putin have on him… Netanyahu played Trump like a fiddle…”

Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.