Get up. Heat the furnaces. Clean. Eat. Chores. Actually deal with your thesis and the big assignment for thursday. Put the phone away. Touch grass - or the equivalent of that in snowy -15°C

if she's a tradwife but her man doesn't get fat she's a fuckin' failure

“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

Genuinely, GENUINELY, the actual quote has kept me pushing through for just being a throw-away line.

Luddites didn't object to technology, they objected to being robbed of the means to feed their families. If a technology makes 1 person as productive as 10 people, the answer is not firing 9 people, it's letting 10 people spend 1/10th the time doing labor for you. But keep paying them the same.

Warm underwear season but make it pixellated.

Even as a humble language teacher, this feels resonant. AI translation is all fine if all you want is a cup of coffee. But if you're looking to convey or receive meaning, it's never going to REALLY get it. Especially not with anything akin to humanity. www.politico.eu/article/when...

Happy one year anniversary of me not waking up dead after a panic attack - during which I was convinced, that I will die immediately, so in order to make it easier to clean-up for my mum - i went to bed, called a doctor-friend and she told me to try falling asleep after reassuring and calming me.

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

Carl Gustaf Mannerheim. President of Finland 1944-46.

Gustav Vaher/Vahar. Born in 1879 and died in 1966. Was considered to be one of the best wrestlers in the world between 1900 and 1914.

Not wearing a sex cardigan… not true to the source material

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

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Shadowtheatre.

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

Does anyknow know any burly/big men in the London area - who can put on a menacing face in order to retrieve personal belongings from a negligent care home?

If you needed evidence that humanity, despite our flaws, is worth saving...

At the

I am not feeling good at all. Why do i feel like i shut down in the evenings?

Things are not good.

Weird day. I went to church (for the first time besides christmastime "best of singalong"). Just felt that was needed. Crisis of faith even when I do not believe.

I have my reservations with Halloween - as it is replacing our local traditions (it is much more easily commerciable). But kids do like it.

Nothing changes if nothing is changed.

Maybe if I just say to myself that I am able to do things - I can believe those lies.

Pointlessly horny.

i'm fine

Not to be NSFW on main but I need my hand held and my forehead kissed

I have to get up. I have to edit a test. I have to translate a document. I have to relay some info about the event on the weekend. I have to do my job. I need to edit some more documents and also make them look nice. I have to attend an e-meeting. What to I have to. What do I want to?

I have become so quiet.

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Top surgery : the surgery that makes you into a top! (It's a lobotomy)

That shibari-type-rope-bondage sure is effective on ones c*ck.

buying into AI

Ikea is just LEGO for adults.

I am apparently shorter and I weigh less than I thought.

Once you end up using some companys tools, you end up ogling at their stuff at 7 in the morning even though you had those 30 minutes meant for "five more minutes". Bloody emerald green cocaine. Yes I do need a drillstand, and an angle grindr, and a jigsaw and a toolvacuum and a bigger battery...

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