Kinda me if you think about it

Good morning everyone I'm going to bed now 🫶🏻

Calling yourself a cub when ur pushing 50 is crazy actually

No more nudes post a cute selfie and tell me how your day was NEOW!!

Genshins bartender quest being hot garbage when they could've just stolen the god tier bartending quest from HSR like don't piss me off

Made a cassidy player cry about how wuyang is broken while I was killing him over and over and then got POTG where I killed him

Some people look like aliens when they go bald and I think that's fun!

I look really cute here :3c

Had my phone without a case for one day and honestly felt like living in hell I don't know how people go raw like that

Just woke up and I already wanna go for a nap 😩

I don't view real housewives fans as real people like that's gotta be made up somehow

@sentimentbot.bsky.social hey

I have GOT to sniff some sweaty balls right now

People who like stories are fake as hell, yall need to start sending reaction emojis or else

they need to invent a way to inject music into my veins coz i need to be hooked up to coconas verse 24/7 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L4V...

i think im past the point of being uncomfortable posting about my kinks tbh i feel like everyone here knows

i take it back this fucks idc www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cEd...

just heard the new XG single ummm.... anyways stream puppet show open.spotify.com/track/7sDkXy...

Who wanna fall in love but just as friends who make out and hold hands ?

It's always exciting to order a phone contract upgrade until you realise it's you're literally ordering almost exactly the exact same thing you already have

ALB in whisperland ASMR you will ALWAYS be famous

I'm a dom top btw :3

I mean no disrespect to jades fan base but I've listened to the album fully once like lip service is on my main playlist but damn yall need to step it up if I'm a top listener

I mean no disrespect to jades fan base but I've listened to the album fully once like lip service is on my main playlist but damn yall need to step it up if I'm a top listener

sometimes this just pops up on shuffle and im gagged all over again like what kinda pure grade crack did she lace into this song oh my GOD www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX0N...

kinda need to go out in the rain and scream cry to this oh my goddddddddd www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nop8...

just noticed they got rid of that fuck ass sticker tab on the iphone keyboard YIPPEE

i need that new slayyyter album more than air right the fuck NEOWWW

the whiplash i just got from a man telling me he was looking for dates and a long term relationship and then immediately after asking if i was a top or bottom and what my kinks are like woah what happened to hey how are you my name is

iOS update kinda ugly as hell lmao

The thought that I might never get married drives me crazy coz what the fuck ????

the way she just makes pop masterpieces like its nothing open.spotify.com/track/0410Rg...

If I ever get killed and they gotta use my pictures on the news or whatever i hope they pick one where my ass looks good

I've attached a get fat spell to this tweet if you're seeing this on your TL it's too late you have 5 days

I need to see more men with fat asses and fat tits in spandex 🫦

All these asses on the TL rn is crazy I need to remind all of you that you'll always have a place to sit while my face is around 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Many a case of which my ass looks plump so I offer thee a quote of 4 🫶🏻

i love ass far too much to be a bottom and yet 😔

The sooner men realise that flicking their tongue and miming fingering is the least sexiest thing they could do ever the better

Anyone else listen to this song and wanna like scream cry open.spotify.com/track/52qxHB...

that new demi song is soooo insanely good im so excited for the album

my mannnnn

Feels so nice to have a nilou team again, feels very full circle coz she was the first character I pulled for when I got properly back into Genshin again :3

im bored need a new crush to fall in love with

its so fuckin annoying when you have a cold and cant taste literally anything like should i just kill myself??????????????

She put crack into this one open.spotify.com/track/5bKogH...

love jade sm and i wanted to be obsessed with it but idk most of the album just isnt for me, lip service, headache, glitch, before you break my heart and silent disco are good tho

I love him dearly like that is my nasty little son

Sorry to my landlord having major health issues but it meant she took the flat off the market to deal with other stuff so I don't have to worry about an insane rent hike or having to move out

Not to be NSFW on main but I need my hand held and my forehead kissed