just saw someone post their switch 2 with a transparent shell and the urge to do it myself is so strong right now, ive not dealt with any of the original switch mods like that but i did my switch lite and i loved how it looked so much im sooo tempted to attempt it

1 week in to 2026 and robyn already dropped SOTY open.spotify.com/track/6rY4CO...

Can you guys imagine that this has a good caption

lowkey the best song ever released www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL8O...

Does anyone know what aggressive sweaty unprotected sex is? I'm a practical learner btw

Some of you have really ugly looking dogs and I'm tired of pretending they're cute

A man calling me their princess would save me

Not my mum sending me AI slop of me and her together what the fuck

"So i asked chatgp-" Instant unfollow plus ur ugly

Happy chuu album release day to all that celebrate :3 open.spotify.com/album/2sVppx...

Need a STAYC comeback or I'll die

My throat bored 😔

My unwoke opinion is that some people just need to be told to kill themselves

See? :3

I have a bunny tail on here but you can't see it :(

How it feels contacting my landlord when I break something

Opened the door for my food and the door handle fell off???? Oh I'm being punished for my gluttony

I have GOT to stop ordering food... not today tho

Would you take nap on my belly and let me play with your hair yes or no? Be honest

If you have conversations with chatGPT you should kill yourself :3c

Where the freaks at????

What if it really is a new year new me? might fuck around and get reincarnated

Many a case of gay men having THEE ugliest fucking engagement and wedding rings 😭

Free brown eyed kings from those ugly ass blue contacts PLEASE it's so ugly every single time 😭

A man told me he'd wear a suit to get his dick sucked, 2026 is looking up already!!!!!! :3

I have GOT to get into an extremely unhealthily fast moving relationship where I get married and divorced in the space of a couple months of meeting them

I fear I neeeed to rewatch unbreakable kimmy schmidt

Here is a list of people I want to kiss or fight to the death in this new year 🫶🏻

I don't wanna give up my 2025 playlist I'm so sad :(

It's dry January so you gotta come over dry hump me

Pop song so catchy it made me watch ruby gillman teenage kraken twice and it wasn't even THAT good open.spotify.com/track/1sF8QG...

happy new year may you all develop a crush on me in 2026 that is so powerful you cannot continue living if its not reciprocated

For 2026: In: your dick Out: your dick In: your dick Out: your dick In: your dick Out: your dick

Growing up watching a bunch of vloggers on youtube I really thought my adult life would really revolve around "doing errands" wayyy more

guy i work with told me he im intimidating ive never been so gagged

Good morning I'm going to sleep now 👋🏻

Girl I'm bored let's all fall in love with me

post your favourite nude of 2025 - you can only pick one

I think we can all have just one little suicidal thought... as a little treat

When I catch you.....

isnt it crazy how turkey and chicken are basically the same thing but one is completely inedible unless its drowning in gravy and the other is a god tier diverse diva of the meat industry

im so jealous of guys who enjoy getting their nipples played with mine are dead and its just such a waste

another day of trying to convince my oomfies to stan yana PLEEEEEAAASSSSEEE open.spotify.com/track/7hsAvD...

feelin fattttt who wanna make out

One like and ill order Taco Bell

Im bored show me cock

I feel like every faggot got a Lego gameboy this year lmao, anyways I just finished building my Lego gameboy :3

Wanna rub bulges together with some oomfs

U couldn't pay me to even pretend to care about avatar (big smurf or bender versions)

The way not one person has offered to come over rub my belly and cuddle like do you guys hate me?