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Isaltina Autissem Bride Brazil, São Paulo, Civil Registration, 1925-2023

When your hole speaks, listen.

It's raining thank fuck for that.

The cool change coming in has got me feeling frisky.

Victoria: the garden state

Trying to explain to my cat why he can't go out in 44c (111.2f) heat.

Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

There is a massive bushfire burning to the north of my state and tomorrow it will be 42c with winds over 90kmh. Right now there is lightning but no rain. My little place is about 3km from the evacuation zone and I can see the lights from total gridlock on the main road. It's really fucking eerie.

When in doubt, just “hiiii-YA” your suspicious old neighborlady 🥷🐷

Protip: when somebody mentions their (white) ethnicity this way, it’s never an accident. Don’t like. Don’t reskeet. 👀

I know it's not Friday...

A dwarf and halfling couple in honor of J.R.R. Tolkien's birthday! Alt can be found at Patreon.com/wereorc #dwarf #hafling #hobbit #gayfantasy

Apex predator at work.

Holy Fuck.

!?

Eating the last mince pies like an obese raccoon.

He loves his teddy bear.

I've injured my jaw in the most fun way possible.

g’day :)

Chubby Chill ✨️✨️✨️

i think he’s, like, into me. CW: extreme cuteness.

My brother-in-law apparently doesn't believe in immigration but he himself is an immigrant. I've never bitten my tongue so hard before.

Merry Christmas! Here's me bear-facing at family lunch.

when you're mean to Bothriolepis, this is who you're being mean to

Why is she sitting like that tho?? 😭😭

Why are you gay?

Doing some late night wrapping. The cat is not being helpful… 🙄

I love this but in my opinion, this is even BETTER youtu.be/n9UanTCFKKg?...

from the article about the Brazilian alcoholic drink "Axé" on Portuguese Wikipedia ("The cat and dog wait for their owner at the bathroom door while he feels unwell after ingesting Axé.")

Remember when Nic Cage's alpacas all melted together?

Look at my handsome little man.

😎

I'll just wait for DDR6

At my family gathering today. My elderly Dad to my Mum and apropos of nothing: Our passports only have two years left. Me, cheerily: Oh, you won't need to get new ones. Bury me in a deep dark pit, plz.

“We’ve been waiting for you.”

The back of this reads “Daddy with Pinky and Billy” 💕 Photo from my collection, no date.

I thought unc meant uncut.

Nothing ruins emersion like a Wilhelm scream.

One time I kissed a guy wearing a beanie decorated with fishing lures, I got a hook in my forehead and we had to very delicately and awkwardly unhook. This was on a dance floor.

Dry stone walling by Jared Flynn

Autistic perk no. 1: All acting seems to be of about the same quality to me.

This guy is living the dream.

Lockdowns etc… took away the coping and masking mechanisms of many Autistic and ADHD folk. This may have been the first time they realised they’d been masking their entire lives, and their traits suddenly became super pronounced. That doesn’t mean lockdowns caused it…

I don't need a pet Yabbie, do I?

My Butter Chicken toastie experiment was a success.

A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.

LOOK AT THESE PERFECT LITTLE CREATURES 😭 #pigeon #borb #animalrescue #foster