happy friday sweet angels :)

fuck i love kookaburras so much, i beg you to make sure sound is on

fellow friends living with HIV, recently diagnosed or long term survivor - you should NEVER use AI for ANY questions you have about it. there are multitudes of support networks in many areas providing free, private and safe advice on health and management, in addition to your primary care team.

i can bitch and moan about the heat, or i can be pleasantly surprised at how warm the bidet water is coming through

the love affair between boomer men and their phone volume being at 5000% volume should be studied

at some point i need to accept that i'm not watching the quail gay with a pure heart or an interest in ornithology

new year new me (actively rejecting calls that come through <5 mins before i finish for the day)

what a delicious day to be outside

not to be too woo woo on main but embracing my back bush, and realising how many people either simply do not care about it, or are ACTIVELY attracted to it, healed me and my self image in ways that i'm still unravelling years later

happy new year you little FREAKS 💖

cartoon hear me out

spending my nye as god intended (high as tits and playing with my pp)

calories in vs calories out shouldn't count in gooch week, what's wrong with a little TREAT

g’day :)

cannot tell the difference between low blood sugar and genuine annoyance rn

um actually, but it's me on discogs arguing with gen x'ers about daring to miscredit a dusty springfield cover

happy finale day to all who celebrate

merry xmas, i made a pavlova today and it filled the pavlova shaped hole in my heart for another year ❤️

so the first go round i couldn't watch the museum/gallery scene in heated rivalry ep 3, too awkward for my delicate taste but forcing myself to watch it now - REKT by hunter aggressively shushing the running children, that's my king right there

got bored, buzzed my head again :3

it’s the middle of December and I’m wearing a jumper, even after eight years Melbourne continues to disappoint me in its reluctance to unleash the full power of summer

if you see this post your favourite final fantasy character i am legally permitted to choose two characters because frankly both fran and lulu served mother on both counts

holy tits that was a good episode of heated rivalry

normally i'd be upset about getting the wrong grocery order, but these people have some taste...and yet at the same time i now have coke zero - zero sugar, zero caffeine version, instead of diet coke why don't i just stick my head in a sandwich press

it’s 33 degrees outside, and i’m stuck inside arguing about the definition of a courier vehicle

bluesky wrapped confirming i just come here to like the pretty pictures and be mentally ill on my own wall

time to get toasted and see what everyone's blabbering on about with this hoo haa over ice hockey

I’ve been playing hifi rush for at least an hour and I still don’t quite think I’ve got a handle on what’s happening here

cruising influencing is really getting out of hand you guys

pam approves of the new shorts, and frankly so do i

need a man who has a bathtub, or a pool not picky, just lemme have a gummy and a dip

my god the sexual favours i’d perform for garlic bread right now

it's that time of year where i commit to trying to learn ableton, get frustrated that i cannot find the ableton speak for "cut bass at this point for the next track", and remember why i decided not to use this cockamamie program in the first place

:) :) :)

the worst thing about a light coloured bathroom is you will never be truly free from random hair i have MOPPED i have SCRUBBED i have gotten TIDDLY from bleach fumes and i am still in this PRISON

laila mcqueen on give it to me straight, oh i am ready babes

the sexual tension between me and a 12pm finish on a Friday is frankly unbearable

now that’s mood lighting

this is by far my favourite recap of anything I’ve had harvesting my data this year, because it truly encapsulates the little gremlin in my head that says “good song PLAY IT AGAIN”

weeping that this plays like a “first word is your 2026” game

according to both Apple Music and Last.fm, I did not exist in 2025 prior to September? this checks out with the current state of my memory span

god I forgot how fun coral island can be

the sexual tension between me and the draft "I QUIT" email i keep under my wig at all times is at an all time high

“come suck my dick at northland” oh you know how to treat a lady

looking at old selfies and realising how deep i was in body dysmorphia, isn't that FUN

i do love playnite so much

she’s so me (trains on one monitor, dicks on the other)

finally the proud owner of my very own pennii minogue

this is what being at work feels like today

how is it in the year of our lord 2025 and people are still taking their dick pics with the camera THIS CLOSE TO THEIR DICK i do love squirt sometimes, truly