Lewisham Shopping Centre. Where – perhaps uniquely – you can sit and watch a robot pursue a child around a section of the Berlin Wall.

YouGov releases results of new poll of YouGov staff From the new Private Eye, out now.

Argh!

There’s a handy spot I know where kids ask the train driver to do the whistle, actually a loud honk! Despite the age of steam ending decades before they were born their signal is still a pull or two on an imaginary cord which I think is lovely

Yes I would lie down on the pitch too

Just home after seeing Igor Thiago score again. He’s still chasing the golden boot 🥰 We did draw to Wolves though but this news sweetens it

Blimey Arsenal!

Ahahaha this is not a head in hands moment shared! Wonderful that Matthew Benham joined an overseas fan group in New York to watch the game

West Bromwich Albion mentioned

Pink papad bunny should go on the tenner

Sit on the thinking step 👉

Blimey Tottenham

Found on the Thames Foreshore yesterday, a small porcelain statuette of the Infant Jesus of Prague. The original hails from the C16th & is housed in the Church of Our Lady Victorious in Prague. Dressed in blinging robes that change according to the liturgical season. Head broken, hand missing 1/

I don’t think many Premier League club owners would drop in on an overseas fan club (he was invited I know this) in a bar and go through that stress watching a match with supporters Made up for you all that he did Disappointed with the result but I still love the bees

Can’t watch Brentford because TNT Discovery isn’t working

What a world as a bee Brentford player Igor Thiago is being kept an eye on by Ancelotti as a potential number 9 for Brazil

Well no more sleeps till West Ham v Brentford And as a bee this recent interview of the owner who explains how they were inspired by Danish avant-garde film and Dogme 95 is something I think must be unique in the Premier League

The One Show music traumatises me I hate it so much

Cursed Adrian Chiles stuff here Came for the king but missed

Watching the bees at Turf Moor was a bit dramatic Still buzzing on the train home #BURBRE

On my way to Turf Moor to watch the bees 🐝 One day it will stop raining #BURBRE

Great meme format right here let's go Onfim

Happy #Caturday 😸

It is always a bad day to have Tourette’s and coprolalia but this is one of the particularly hard ones tbh

Journalist visits Brentford FC and gets unsettled by how positive everyone is and uses the words cult and commune Sometimes I do think we are too nice as a club, sometimes, but they did successfully love bomb me, so … 🐝

Brentford were a bit poor today :( Next away day is Burnley and it’s a three pm kick off with no rail replacement bus nonsense so hopefully my trip will be worthwhile 🐝

Something we didn’t expect in CDMX was all the topiary dotted around the streets. www.instagram.com/p/DU-08VkDAEb/

I really didn‘t know about this, have only seen the one in A Coruña I visit Kent all the time to see my bestie in Canterbury and she never told me

Urgh Mourinho after a very serious allegation about racist abuse abuse to Vini suggesting because it has happened before it is Vini’s fault or a lie

That’s a picture of Brentford and the GTech during a previous Ramadan and there’s absolutely no complaint from the crowd that I’ve heard when this happens

More on Macclesfield. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I love Jason Statham has a job films but a Jason Statham film where the job he is doing is being Jason Statham playing the character Jason Statham has a job

I lost the battle of the three people for two season tickets this time, no spare seat on the exchange in the section with my family either, so I am supporting the Bees at home Got a ticket for Burnley away, missed out on Macclesfield but my two are going #COYB 🐝 Bees Bees Barmy Army

As a bee I genuinely feel bad for him.

Read for the increasingly unbelievable defences he gave, like one and a half kilos of meth was for personal use Bless you Barnsley

Not scran

Yeah something similar went out about Larry at no 10

Another one we scanned a few years ago, 1970s German office supplies/furniture www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/a...

Can’t fool me this is about a new room com that is coming out where deprivation is charming and amusing because Cornwall

Closing the CIA world factbook is really really bad and as the linked article says is used as a resource by all sorts of people

Everyone gets annoyed at the people who try to get on before passengers get off so I like the solution of what if all door

Having a fun morning digging into the very weird usage of AI by Kent councillors.

"After taking the helm from her sick husband in the middle of a ferocious storm off the coast of Cape Horn, the notoriously hazardous tip of the Tierra del Fuego archipelago off southern Chile, she successfully put down the mutiny and navigated her way to safety through a sea of icebergs."

Love the river when it like this

Not AI it seems, people are sharing other shots of this

This is my Grandmother’s cooking (complimentary)

Joined a litter pick on the foreshore at Strand-on-the-Green yesterday, dodging the showers. Silver river, at low tide you get a great view of Johann Zoffany’s house. Portrait painter to George III, he lived and died at number 65. Hindu offerings on the foreshore plus a Tamagotchi. Remember those?

Did you see the Northern Lights? Check out our latest blog with amazing photos we've received of last night's aurora ⤵️ www.metoffice.gov.uk/blog/2026/pi...

Chaos night incoming

I think I have found the oddest bot posting about Brentford Was searching for what people were saying about the 🐝