I mean, it doesn’t fix anything, but sitting on a rocking chair in upstate New York as it cools down quickly is pretty nice. May start a fire later. And listening to DJ Riz on @kexp is good too. I’ll be back in DC Saturday to fight the good fight.

People forget that DC is one of the fittest cities in America.

Anything more British than standing in a queue two blocks long to get into Jimmy Carr?

7 fundraising texts so far today. Congrats Dem fundraisers.

what a despicable shame.

Sad to report the mosquitos have returned with a vengeance

maybe all those “LLM hallucinations” excuses are just ketamine episodes

This meme was prescient.

Oh look. Another stern letter

NEW: Despite a congressional mandate to expand care for veterans, internal Veterans Affairs messages obtained by ProPublica paint a stark portrait of how chaotic cost cutting has already imperiled tests of treatments for cancer, opioid addiction and more.

Smells like u street is burning

Also if it was for hosting family for the weekend and for Easter gifts why was all the money still there and unspent in the EVENING of Easter? The weekend and Easter were over already at that point 😂

Just finished the last episode. Brilliant show.

“What keeps you up at night?” “Well (gestures broadly). Also…figuring out the right applicator for putting a final finish coat on this old table. Yeah. That. Too.”

alt text: the nice people have tried to explain it with charts and drawings. Now it's time for the less nice people with the baseball bats

Were nearly at the ‘find out’ part of the ‘fuck around and find out’ phase

Seeing retirement and other savings going down. Put off replacing big ticket items like cars. Layoffs because of lower demand…pretty easy math.

‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’

about time to hide in the basement workshop for the duration of the news cycle and financial market response.

Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one

Have any of these people read a single story from the healthcare.gov days? “How hard is it to build a website?” some idiots asked.

Hegseth: Hold my (several) beers

Well crap that was 15 years ago…

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

Good luck everybody

1. EXCLUSIVE The Veterans Administration is requiring therapists to return to the office full time, but does not have enough space for them As a result, they are forced to provide mental health counseling to veterans in open cubicles It is an unethical and likely illegal practice

The geese are on their way back. Hits a little different since I read Chesapeake.

Finally a time change to match my sleep cycle.

The biggest threat to Americans health care right now is an active attack on veterans. It should be talked about more. www.wbrc.com/2025/03/05/b...

From my cold dead hands. Too bad we don’t have a representative who is awake.

Why do all the MGM casino properties send out their marketing emails at the same time?

MAGA in a nutshell: "Please only viciously hurt *other* people for giggles and kicks!!!"

My smart lock locked me out of my house. Hopped my neighbors fence to get it the basement door, for which I had a key. Down with technology!

Perfect conditions to be woken up by cannon fire

This week’s Mythic Quest was one big smile fest.

Journalists griping about Kendrick are just jealous of his Pulitzer?

I’m current doing a third binge of Schitts Creek and everyone in this room was looking at me like I’m insane

Alright we're up to three Schitt's Creek cast members in ads and we're still in the first quarter so I guess those gifs still get a lot of play on the Madison Ave group chats.

Idk if I’m bored or just frightened by this episode of Severance.

Jfc Dem Superpacs. Take a hint. Stop trying to make fetch happen.

Happy International Clash Day to those who celebrate

So they don’t have an agreement.

Lol Jared Golden's interview with the Post. "I don’t think that it’s been very effective, the Dem response, so far. In fact, I’m frustrated by it. If you make everything Defcon 5, then eventually nothing is Defcon 5, you know what I mean?" You mean, Defcon 1??

This is Chad Pergram of Fox News. One of the great Hill reporters, no matter what you think of his network.

I like you but not as a friend

Sources: Everyone is exhausted.

Wait till they figure out how much the govt spends of WSJ subs!

“Let’s all pray we don’t wake up” —moyra rose