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Another trip is official Headed back to Finland to visit my bf's family and old pals again (and a bit of reconnaissance)...also a side quest to sweden! I finally get to see what the Nordics looks like in the summer 😅

One of my friends named his cat pepperjack and that is spectacular

When you put too much sweetener in your coffee by accident but youre not a quitter

Spending memorial day weekend in New Orleans and I can't wait to indulge in all of the amazing food ...I should probably go shopping for some good stretchy pants this weekend 😳

I wish everyone would get TF out of the breakroom so I can get my coffee in peace

America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No. He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.

Concur! Support your local coffee shops y'all!

Legumes and smoky meats are always a winning combination! I made a cannellini bean and ham hock soup with veggies earlier and it was so satisfying I forgot to take a pic 😅

Why does the microwave door have to be so loud and offensive? It should be quieter, like the refrigerator. The fridge door doesn't snitch on you for eating at 3am the way the microwave door does.

An orange julius with a shot of vodka would really hit the spot right now.

Correct take: shredded lettuce is a terrible topping for burgers, use whole lettuce leaves or leave it off

Quiet day at the office

tfw you have your first sip of coffee

Okay, let's get back to a little food history... Anna Wecker, a 16th century Swiss poet, wrote the first cookbook written by a woman to be published in German (1597) and the first known cookbook published in Switzerland - Ein Köstlich new Kochbuch (A Deliciously New Cookbook).

This is the craziest shit I've ever seen bro

As expected...another fruitless endeavor 😅

I usually don't have much luck thrifting but I'm gonna give it another go today...wish me luck!

In the nearly 42 years I've been on this spinning rock, I've learned that within our lifespan we have smaller life cycles. More specifically in friendships, lifestyle, career, etc I think I'm coming across that again...pretty sure I'm growing out of the one I'm currently in.

Office ran out of yellow Splenda packets so I had to use stevia....I'm not happy about it

As a Mexican, can confirm Mexican food is very diverse and regional...what we see in the states is mostly a very bastardized version of a couple of them (thankfully that's starting to change)

I could have been more productive yesterday evening...but I just wanted to be a potato instead

Honestly I'm only physically in the office today to check the mail and drink the free coffee

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Absolute truth

felt:

I want to go get some coffee from the breakroom but too many people are congregating and chatting along the way

No shade to the op, but I used to be a pistachio ice cream hater... until I had some at a pistachio farm in New Mexico a couple of years ago and it was magical. The store bought brands don't even come close!

No such thing! *grabs a plate* 🍽

Went to a rural used book shop recently and the shop cats are so relaxed (yes they are 2 different kitties) 😁

I was actually in the office today and overheard 3 (conservative) coworkers talking about orange man's recent lunacy, except they very much glazed over the unhinged bits and just talked about how Iran = bad 🙄 So yeah, they absolutely voted for it, don't believe otherwise

It's too peopley out there today so I'm just gonna order in and have a cozy Wednesday evening at home

pretty tired of everyone on earth being involuntary contestants on Celebrity Apprentice Deathmatch

This morning is going by so slowwwww

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

In a world of doomscrolling I hope y'all still find it in your hearts to keep posting pics of your pets, hobbies and meals because at this point it might be all the dopamine some of us get 😅 (I sure miss the old, simpler times of the interwebs)

Yeah but u have to understand before leaded petrol and smoking bans, people aged like shit. Alec Guinness was 35 when he filmed Star Wars. Millennials exist like elves in a beautiful brief period between those things and the vapes and microplastics mummifying zoomers.

Rainy days are meant for being cozy

learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit

I wish

Born 24 March 1935 - Carol Kaye, one of the most prolific bass guitarists, who has played on an estimated 10,000 recordings in a career spanning over 50 years. Kaye was the bassist on many Phil Spector and Brian Wilson productions in the 1960s and 1970s. She is 91 years old today. #CarolKaye

Friday night I made some Vietnamese style rice bowls with marinated swai fish and sautéed amaranth And for dessert a very orangey pound cake!

CLOCK IT 🤏

This breakfast is for you, Afroman:

Took a long nap in the afternoon and may have overdone it a bit 😅

The grilled tofu from salata is magical and I must know how they make it 😋

The manosphere/red pill/black pill movements fully take advantage of men's/teen boys' insecurities for money. They know they're not helping, and they don't care.

St Patrick's Day is what I call amateur day so I spent it peacefully avoiding y'all 😂

People mix Buffalo sauce in ranch so I totally get it! (Though I'd recommend mincing it👍)