Im not sayin this the great weed, but I did just watch a 2 hour documentary on Oak trees.

Like bringing a knife to a gun fight. www.firstalert4.com/2026/05/10/w...

My goal here is to have a litter of little Porschelings by next spring.

Happy Mothers Day to all who celebrate it.

If your "check engine" light is on, hmu, I may have located it.

Why would people who are hurting for me join a union that is just going to cost them money. A union has no authority over a property owner. They will just lose money while delaying the inevitable fact that you have to pay your rent or move. It sucks for all parties involved except the union. Typical

Yes, lobbying should be banned. Unfortunately, politicians with the power to stop it are the ones profiting from it. If there was a decent politician out there, we would never know, because without "donations" from the lobbyist you can't fund a run for office.

Protip: Running your dumb ass onto a busy airport runway may result in physical injury or death.

They should let me adopt Bumpy.

In 2026 Trump is waiting for a letter to arrive from Iran. A LETTER. Not an email, text, phone call, Truth Social post, or even a fax, but a letter. I guess he should have funded the postal service a little better since he is so dependent on it for managing global affairs.

Here is a link to the page with all the newly released #UFO documents. www.war.gov/UFO/

Why does the microwave door have to be so loud and offensive? It should be quieter, like the refrigerator. The fridge door doesn't snitch on you for eating at 3am the way the microwave door does.

Challenge accepted. www.androidauthority.com/android-and-...

Teen Slang as published in a 1954 printing from a Bethany, Oklahoma newspaper.

Ice Cube would like a word, Mr. Rubio.

Interesting... www.npr.org/2026/05/05/n...

Understandable. www.firstalert4.com/2026/05/04/w...

Soooo, today the secret service shot a kid. Seems like there should be a bit more discussion about that.

This lunatic must be stopped. He has crossed a line.

The perfect Sunday.

How?

This is wrong on so many levels. 4 of them, specifically. 🤣 I'll be on the "thirdst" floor if anyone needs me.

PROTIP: To get almost any book you want, F͟O͟R͟ ͟F͟R͟E͟E͟!͟ ,via the internet, open your web browser and type the title of the book followed by: doctype:pdf For example type "The Shining doctype:pdf" and hit enter and you get the following free links to the book.

Grades K-6?? Maybe I want to read my way to a personal pan pizza. That's age discrimination. I need an attorney willing to take on Pizza Hut. www.firstalert4.com/2026/04/30/p...

LMAO! I was supposed to go on a blind date tonight but after waiting 45 minutes with no call, I left. Came home and called this girl who comes over and starts talking about some asshole that stood her up for a blind date just because she was like an hour late. 😂🤣 I'll tell her... tomorrow. Maybe

Y'all wanna see a dead body?.... (Too soon?)

"An heir to centuries of progress" The first gasoline powered motorcycle came out in 1885. Honda was founded in 1948. Neither has been around for centuries to have an heir to their progress. Just sayin.

This article says that this rocket powered cars performance numbers can't be true because current tire tech can't provide enough traction to get the car moving. But rocket powered cars dont rely on the tires for traction. They accelerate by the thrust of their engines.

Im counting on y'all to do this.

With a first name like Christopher, most people shorten it to the first 5 letters "Chris". A few chose the last part and go by "Topher" I should use the middle part and start going by "Stop" to throw people off.

Did you know, when one man calls another man a "p*ssy" he is not referencing felines or genitalia. In this instance it is short for calling someone "pusillanimous" or being a timid coward.

Me: "Awww a dead bat." The bat:

😂

Lol!

@torcho.bsky.social If you have any of these come in, let me know.

Bwahahaha!!

That's pretty cool scienceblog.com/the-silent-f...

Facts:

Tragic.

Love it!

Wow! www.cybersecurity-insiders.com/ddos-cyber-a...

Top tier trolling, Governor.

Film you've watched more than 6 times with a GIF.

Whoa! bringatrailer.com/listing/1983...

Yea, their security was amateur, at best. Maybe if they had a bug bounty program they wouldn't need to suffer these embarrassing little life lessons. But alas, here we are. thecybersecguru.com/news/polymar...

At my parents we were this close to 3-4 "attempted tornadoes" . You can see the rotation as they try to drop.