Im going off the deep end Anyone need anything??

Good morning and happy sinful Sunday ya pervs! Hope y’all have a great day! 😘

Woke up adorable AF with amazing titties and the best sense of humour, yet again This is getting ridiculous

Facts.

Wake n bake - ✅ Caffeinated - ✅ Masturbated - ✅ Okay, I think I can start my day now

Fuck 😭😭

Bluesky feels like Twitter back when it was fun.

I need to find my peeps.My timeline consists of weather, Christmas, and puppies. And I’m over here posting about how something would look good in your mouth 🤷‍♂️😂

Woke up still being a weirdo…

You’d look so much cuter with something in your mouth. * I mean good morning 😏

I don't understand people who leave their home in the morning to go get coffee. How do you manage to get out of bed, get dressed, and make it to the coffee shop without caffeine? 🤔😂

Morning fuckers! Why are we up this early on a Saturday! Ugh 😑 Hope y’all have a great weekend! 😘

Netflix and rest your head on my chest while I play with your hair?

You look like you’re trouble. Call me.

🫶

No one gives a better massage than a guy who is trying to get laid

G’morning everyone! Thank fuck it’s Friday! Hope y’all have an awesome day! 😘

🫶 hasn’t happened yet though

Hiding my thirst so I don't embarrass myself in front of the cool weird bsky kids

I could face fuck a can of sour cream and onion pringles right about now.

I only date uncircumcised men because where else am I supposed to hide my contraband snacks at the movies?

Uh oh 😬

I’m loving the Bluesky vibe 🤍

Some people really need to read this 🙌

G’morning friends! It’s flipping cold this morning🥶 Hope y’all have a great day! 😘

But… I already am 🤔

shut up, the nineties were five years ago

How many “subtweets” does it take to get a dm round here? *asking for a friend

I bet a hug would fix me

Adds Chef to dating profile

No need to say “no DMs” here because you can just completely turn off the option

Pretty much 🤷‍♂️

This would be a lot easier if y’all keep your same Twitter handle and picture like I did 🤣🤣 Making me wonder who the fuck I’m just hitting follow back on.

How do you lose a woman? Just be a good guy. They hate that shit.

Just get in my blanket fort

At least I’m good for something 😑

You know what’s sexy… Consistency and effort.

Morning fuckers and happy hump day! Hope y’all have an awesome day! 😘

Fuck hard and talk dirty I mean good morning😏

G’morning friends! How y’all doing? I hope y’all have an awesome day! 😘

B&W just cause I was feeling it 😘

And maybe arrested 🤷‍♂️

don’t ask for money over here, keep that shit at the other place!

idk how to explain it but twitter is the US and bluesky is canada

Sorry I whispered “danger zone” when i saw your thirst trap

💦👅

I just want to be someone’s human dildo