I’m still alive btw

he’s such a loser it’s not even funny

saw someone that has been silent on the atrocities for over a year speak up about how sad he is over the death of a CEO of an evil health insurance company . amazing

wait what do u mean you can look at pictures that don’t have stake ads ??

coming on here publicly to say that it’s true. I am juniper and elon.

I get this question a lot but I post to the other app because it’s a platform I built before he bought it and because the platform I built aims at helping people (or tries to at least)

some ppl workout to look good I workout to be healthy to maximize my chances of outliving an evil blue and white state and a weird south african billionaire

why did they delete this :(

idk how to explain it but twitter is the US and bluesky is canada

in case you were wondering, here is how much a ~billion views pays you on the other app if you’re NOT a right wing grifter …

god I wish hurt copain was on this app

god it’s like he’s still here with us 😔

I kinda miss the 5 bots that would reply with “great👍” and “wow” under every post I make for their $0.0000035 monthly payout

can’t believe this beautiful post is just sitting in my drafts

losing followers so fast on the other app with everyone deactivating so I posted this to speed it up

GUYS IVE BEEN HERE

the funniest thing to happen to me is when elon musk liked two of my tweets and immediately unliked them when he realized they were from me

they should make ME president after this

got recognized like 5 times but no one acknowledged my new jacket so I had to annoyingly bring it up myself …

the other app’s trending tab had me so excited man …

I will be posting more often here just for my brazilian besties … I got u 🙏

omg all my brazilian followers moved here 😭

just posting to remind my haters that I’m alive and well and prospering

we’re paywalling DMs now ?? nothing free about this speech

this app has the opportunity to do the coolest thing ever (put the trans flag beside everyone’s name so transphobes don’t ruin another app)

the way both of them aren’t on this platform makes it beautiful

totally normal things going on at twitter

NO HURT COPAIN TWEETS ON THE FYP

the only issue I have with this app is that jack (the only billionaire on here) is not as fun to bully . I need a billionaire that will take it personally and react like a 12 year old

made this just in case

THERE IS NO ANDREW TATE ON THIS APP

when do we get a bean dad type of main character on here ??

???

I can finally say whatever I want about a certain billionaire without developing an irrational fear of a certain electric car company targeting me on the streets

Okay, who is responsible for letting him onto this platform too? 😭

can anyone see this .