this place still functioning?

send nudes cause we’re all gonna die!!

nuclear sunset and chill?

wait, you mean ‘AI’ doesn’t stand for add inches?

April showers and all that!!

bust my bracket or nothing at all.

It's St Paddy's Day! 🍀🍀🍀 Name a movie with GREEN in the title.

hey gurl, what them lucky charms do?

when the new Leo meme drops!!

do you even want to hurt me…

Putting the Hammer down I see!

my next tattoo will be a loaf of bread in between my tits!

i just want to cum to my senses!

this is how i access bluesky

War, huh (good God y'all) What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, say it again!

mind if i edge to your photos,pretty girl?

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

I’m the 70th like if it were a person, I ruin everything!

The Shitposter Always Rings Twice

Giving up putting myself first for lent.

Show me your Uber driver.

Giving up for Lent

The Gen X urge to love my way, it's a new road. I follow where my mind goes!

Just cause your name is Ash, doesn’t mean you get a whole day to yourself!

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

You gotta Fight for your Right to Pilates

you’re the only henn i see!

“And I say, hey-ey-ey Hey-ey-ey I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"

I want another tattoo. Sigh.

Drop a random GIF or vid from a movie! 🎥🖤

Bands are just not hot like this anymore

😏

Good Morning Shitposts

💔

If you love something, set it on fire

DILF stands for Dude, I Learned French

I love working at the morgue but it can be quite dead!

I love working at NASA, my job is out of this world!

I love working at the plumbing company but some days are shitty!

Who wants to make $20 the hard way?

Oh, you’re Illuminati?! Well, what have you illuminated??

Live, Laugh, Lucifer

f u c k i c e most ardently!

There are more of us than there are of them. The problem is we don’t use that to our advantage!

Explain it to me like I’m 5 years old, but why can’t we shoot them back?

Pull a gun, they shoot you Don’t pull a gun, they shoot you Protest against them, they shoot you Stay at home, they come to your house and drag you out or shoot you What the fuck are you supposed to do?