I’m the 70th like if it were a person, I ruin everything!

The Shitposter Always Rings Twice

Giving up putting myself first for lent.

Show me your Uber driver.

Giving up for Lent

The Gen X urge to love my way, it's a new road. I follow where my mind goes!

Just cause your name is Ash, doesn’t mean you get a whole day to yourself!

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

You gotta Fight for your Right to Pilates

you’re the only henn i see!

“And I say, hey-ey-ey Hey-ey-ey I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"

I want another tattoo. Sigh.

Drop a random GIF or vid from a movie! 🎥🖤

Bands are just not hot like this anymore

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Good Morning Shitposts

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If you love something, set it on fire

DILF stands for Dude, I Learned French

I love working at the morgue but it can be quite dead!

I love working at NASA, my job is out of this world!

I love working at the plumbing company but some days are shitty!

Who wants to make $20 the hard way?

Oh, you’re Illuminati?! Well, what have you illuminated??

Live, Laugh, Lucifer

f u c k i c e most ardently!

There are more of us than there are of them. The problem is we don’t use that to our advantage!

Explain it to me like I’m 5 years old, but why can’t we shoot them back?

Pull a gun, they shoot you Don’t pull a gun, they shoot you Protest against them, they shoot you Stay at home, they come to your house and drag you out or shoot you What the fuck are you supposed to do?

we are 💯 not smarter than a fifth grader!

Ruin a first date: “What’s your portfolio look like?”

is sexy Saturday a thing?

girl dinner!

Quote post with a picture of you being a dork

let's ruin the friendship (flirting)

You can't spell injustice without ICE

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" Terrifier With Big Naturals

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" Eight Men Out With Big Naturals

Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply. "God and his Son except, Created thing naught valued he nor shunned;”

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand!! (\_/) (°-°) />💌<

post a great jorts song from your playlist: Don’t You Forget About Jorts

this some bullshit!

post a great jorts song from your playlist: You Give Jorts a Bad Name

ahhhh yes, nothing says more to celebrate the life and achievements of Dr. King today than an NBA quadruple-header on NBC!

Drop something watery if you feel like it.

make me laugh or make me cum i honestly do not care which one ~ me, a poet

Slightly diminish a band The Sorting Pumpkins

add me to your Lovense so I know it’s real.