stop reaching out to them! stop reaching out to them! stop reaching out to them! stop reaching out to them! stop reaching out to them! stop reaching out to them! stop reaching out to them! stop reaching out to them! stop reaching out to them! stop reaching out to them!

Insert a movie into another movie Anaconda Crocodile Dundee

everything I do is “as friends!”

Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!

Anyone use Hinge? Thinking of giving it a go 😬

Can’t wait to order my cyborg on cyber-Monday!

Drop something MIRRORED

Post your favourite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.

it’s dangerous to go alone…take this

You got something to say about the white zone?

She’s a 10 but I haven’t heard from her in a month!

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

The Girl with the Six Pack Tattoo

Post your favorite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only!

if you don’t reach out first, you’ll never hear from them!

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to The Cult The Rolling Stones Lamb of God Rush Justin Timberlake

i am not here for anybody, i am barely here for myself.

i am thankful for cheese!

It is November, right!

how im rolling up to thanksgiving

Why are you trending, Charlie Brown.

searching for you everywhere with this thousand yard stare

She’s a 10 but tries to order Mexican food in Spanish! no bueno

She’s a 10 but married on the weekends!

He's a 10 but he says pussketti & meatballs

the more i am wounded the longer it takes to heal you may not notice that now but one day, you will

I keep getting called “gooner” is that similar to like “boomers”??

“Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon It's always been inside of you, you, you And now it's time to let it through”

“Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in, spoke in Jeremy spoke in, spoke in Jeremy spoke in class today”

playlists come and playlists go a shared song today, a memory tomorrow

Breakfast run!!

snow in the distant mountains

happy Saturday!

me: do you want to come over and watch Clueless? her: As if!!

Is everything okay babe? You haven’t asked for money for nudes in like two hours!

you want blue skies, you got blue skies!

we were all so different pre-COVID! I wouldn’t even recognize myself back then.

You say “person of interest” like it’s a bad thing!

#ThrowbackThursday ⛅️🌲

another rainy night…. without you!

A November sunset.🧡🩵

You’re at Matt Rife. I need you at George Carlin.

Three important rules for breaking up Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to!

felt meh, happy thursday!

but do you even miss being intimate with someone you completely trust?

Cocaine so white, it “finger guns” its way up your rolled up two-dollar bill

fuck nudes, show me what’s under your bed