Your only choices when comparison shopping are: 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $230 Take a walk on these clouds and we know you’ll see: Comfort has a new name. It’s Style. 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗖𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $13 Do not allow in baby crib

the problem with anti-car discourse is i like to get a soda at the drive thru. do u want me to not get a soda at the drive thru? not even on my birthday???

reminder that if you have ever been in or near a car in your life you are a fascist

do we have the song of the summer yet, cause if not, what about this classic? @timheidecker.bsky.social

you should be able to get 5mg adderall over the counter if you promise the pharmacist you're not taking it for fun but rather so you can do boring office tasks more effectively. honor system

In my experience, youtube is where the ads for normal stuff like groceries and detergent went, broadcast ads are for prescription drugs, and Tubi ads are the ads they play in Robocop.

stimulants give me the energy i need to lay in bed on my phone

Happy Bastille Day

We can’t all be as talented or famous as Sam Neill, but we can all aspire to be kind enough that people happily tell stories like this about us one day.

to make an æ on your keyboard you type a and e in sequence really fast. if it's not working for you, you're not doing it fast enough

hey sorry for going MIA, I've been crying to "All My Friends" by LCD Soundsystem

Bring back crazy long sandwiches at parties