HOW?

I like these deep dives. This one's relevant to Quid Pro Euro listeners who want the real thing.

✍️ Writers of Bsky: Instead of “what IP do you want to write for” I have a better question — What NICHE IP do you want to write for? The IP that you’re sure no one cares about but you. I have a list: - Scarecrow and Mrs King - The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh - Doyle’s The Lost World - JAG (not NCIS)

Going through my phone photos, I never before got how much the bottom of my wifi router means to me.

I request that we return to being excited about ringtones.

TAPS *prints of this and other comics in my shop, link in bio 😘

I screenshotted the joy on my Bsky dash of Artemis II splashing down to remind me of this communal joy — It is a beautiful thing, to celebrate the wonder of human achievement and human emotion. Reader, I cried.

Watching them move through a decaying orbit, hit the atmosphere and then deploy the Tunnocks Teacakes is pretty fab

Tom Crowley and Viz is the crossover I never knew I needed until this moment!

On the live feed, the Artemis crew and NASA are currently chatting over the radio about moon volcanos. It's a delight.

As good a time as any to say that if you HAVEN’T YET checked out the six episode horror-comedy murder mystery series I made with my friends… it’s all still free to watch on YouTube! Make MURDER FOR DUMMIES your next evening binge-watch and find out who killed the world’s best loved ventriloquist! 👇

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Crowley Time at the Soho Theatre! 9:15pm, Wednesday 6th May, it's Link's Gambit with special guests Margaret Cabourn-Smith and David Reed and live sound and music by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson. Hot thrusters! On sale NOW! sohotheatre.com/events/crowl... @mrdavidreed.bsky.social @odinnoh.bsky.social

Boring

My gym has put up motivational posters that feature a cheerful young basketball about to have the worst day of his life.

All the work I did last year was non-union and so my union healthcare hours ran out and now it’s going to cost me a lot of money every month to get my medication and 1) I’m not happy about it, America, and 2) if anyone would like to hire me for a TAG show I am very talented and polite

If anybody would like to commission the TV version of an award-winning independent British sitcom that ran for 4 x seasons, well, I've got one. It's a podcast, you can listen to it right now for free. We still get fan mail and donations every day. Let's make more narrative comedy, please.

New Bluesky bio just dropped.

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

If you were wondering, Marcus Wareing is an anagram of Cream Sugar Win, and Monica Galetti is Atomic Gelatin.

It was time for a little update. Here’s a refreshed Audio Drama Reel, featuring some new work! It’s really hard to pick just a few clips, but this is some of the work I’m most proud of. Thanks for watching, listening, sharing, etc.

Sound trumpets! I am thrilled to announce that I’ll be a speaker at the UK One Voice Conference in May in Stratford-Upon-Avon! I will be giving a talk on Saturday, May 16 called- you guessed it- “Audio Drama Around the Globe” alongside rockstar creator and actor @allisoncossitt.bsky.social! #ovc26

Dear induction hob, I know you hate it, but sometimes I do need to lift the pan. It's not personal. It's pancakes.

We've got an emergency casting on our hands (unpaid) Looking for: - 1/F PoC (West/South Asian-North African, though not restricted) - British Accent (London, RP) Deadline Feb. 28th 11:59 pm CST More info: tinyurl.com/Wftvemergency #voiceactor #castingcall #voiceover #indie

Wow, this blew up! Please subscribe to my sound: ... ... ... [far-off mournful braying]

For the purposes of this CAPTCHA, please consider the wheels on the bus unconnected from the concept of wheels, round and round, or bus. Please choose all the buses in this single picture of a bus. NO NOT THE WHEELS, YOU ROBOT.

This was a lovely final job for 2025, out now!

Happy Valentine's day to people called Valentine ONLY. We see you.

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Our #newwriting celebration is #comingsoon The Grandologues are monologues about having or being a grandparent and by some stellar folks-some new 2 writing 4 #audio🎉 Join us and host #jennyrunacre And groovy VA’s @harrymyersvo.bsky.social @betheyre.bsky.social @felixtrench.com #robcudmore &more

You'd think the milder weather would have been good for the haggis crop this year but if my corner of London is anything to go by, it's been surprisingly lean. Sympathy with all the affected farms.

When Chris asked me if I wanted to do a scene together, I said yes, absolutely, how about we do one of the longest scenes in Shakespeare? 😅 Very grateful to him for indulging me. 🙏 I'd love to play Elizabeth in a full production one day, meantime enjoy this scene! www.tiktok.com/@chrisnatura...

Unwind with The Beekeeper’s Picnic, now half price for Steam Detective Fest! A tender story about Sherlock Holmes' retirement wrapped in cosy point‑and‑click puzzles. store.steampowered.com/app/2248890/...

You don't have to sign this year's Equity card. Extraordinary scenes.

What lovely news!

Pay what you like for the Wooden Overcoats Special: Rudyard Ruins Christmas by @atomcrowley.bsky.social & @davidkbarnes.com. Have yourselves a very Piffling Christmas and Enjoy Yourselves! 🎄☃️🎅❄️

That IKEA advert that's doing the rounds has a moment where someone asks the (presumably) joke: 'What does Santa call his dog?' but we never get an answer. So here are twenty.

Fly me to the moon Oh no I'm stuck on the moon Get me off this moon This was a terrible idea

Fun fact! Phantom Pulse is just $600 away from $40k, which would put us within $10k of our goal as we head into the final stretch So like, are there 66 people on this website with a good enough sense of humour to give $11 to our queer story about exorcists and make it $666? 👹 #AudioDrama

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

WE ARE LIVE!!! Help us bring this story about music, queer found family, love, and death to life. Head to the Kickstarter to, at minimum, look at the absolutely STUNNING art and our wonderful cast!!! And please consider giving if you're able! www.kickstarter.com/projects/aty...

If you are like me and still rushing around the kitchen trying to get everything cooked, pop on a little Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!) for company. pca.st/episode/4fbd...

Veils have been donned and speeches have been conned. Swabbers, giants, and comedians have all come to play. Things are about to get Topsy Turvy! This week, Emma, Beth, Felix, and Calder take a closer look at Viola, Olivia, and a rather precarious state of mistaken identity in Twelfth Night.

A ROAST IN A BEEF GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK PUDDING TURKEY

A little while ago, Emma asked me if I'd be interested in making a non-fiction podcast. I politely asked her to leave my house. But after she told me her idea, through the letterbox, and that it involved Shakespeare, I was much more interested.

Take two on the Autobiography script! Last week I posted the first version of a take on the script where Character B (Felix Trench) is self-aware, and gives a metafictional monologue about me as the author of the work.

So, did I just slip probably the most personal and confessional writing I've ever done into the middle of my weird sound design experiment? Yes, I did. This one is a long time coming. Special thanks to @felixtrench.com for bringing this to life! (Several times. More versions to come.)

Sound Trumpets! Pod’s the Thing is coming November 12th, 2025! After years of laying plots, our little Shakespeare Podcast Made By Actors will be coming to your ears in 2 weeks time. To give you a sense of what you’re in for, here’s a sneak peek of some of what we’ve been working on...

This year’s online & in person #ADHubfest is happening THIS SAT NOV 1 & has a #voiceacting focus! Get a live streaming ticket! You get access to panels, workshops, a brilliant keynote speech from @betheyre.bsky.social and @felixtrench.com and 5 live #audiodrama shows www.audiodramahub.com #LevelUp

OPPORTUNITY- Narrative Designer - CCP - Reykjavík Not affiliated. Shared welcome. careers.ccpgames.com/en/postings/...