Why have they sent Emma Hayes to the chalkboard above the kitchen cabinets?

Croatia's captain looks like he's been 47 for eight hundred years

FFS - PUT THE BALL IN THE BOX, STOP CUTTING INSIDE, ISTG THIS IS LIKE TOTTENHAM ALL OVER AGAIN

Yes Officer? The murder weapon? Oh. Well, if I had to guess I'd say it was a 70-200 f2.8.

I don't know why you would ask about it. It was a long time ago. It was an honest mistake. It was Pete's fault. Trump speed runs a four-step motte and bailey in the same single answer.

Lee Dixon saying that was almost from nowhere He's getting paid to watch *THIS* match and not a completely different one, right?

Those five reasons most people are not saving enough for a pension in full From the latest Private Eye, out now.

Incredible to think that anyone can have, for example, followed Trump's "it's peace!/we're going to wipe them out!" cycle on Iran for most of this year and conclude that his word can be trusted on Ukraine or anything else.

BBC Breakfast just had someone saying "I want the Govt to take [UFOs/UAPs] seriously and put some money behind this" just after a piece on people waiting years to get fixes for incorrectly installed insulation from a Govt scheme. "Sorry, no fix for you, because Bob here wants us to look at UFOs" lol

'I don't want any conscripted young people near the bit of the state I worked in, because I know that would not be particularly useful or helpful, but I think it might work out for another bit of it'.

Ok Mbappe just trolling now

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

Labour politicians are absolutely obsessed with doing speeches about ignoring their core voters that ironically are *deeply* in denial about who the party's core voters actually are. It's a particularly weird form of gaslighting.

The closer you look, the shadier he becomes.

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

"Labour MP recognising where their vote comes from these days" challenge still proving impossible, I see.

"Iran First!" - MAGA

Civil defence, civil unity, civil responsibility... We're taught none of the things that literally have people fighting for the country to begin with.

This thread, man

Lol, lmao even.

Tonight on "someone is lying, but who?", we have an exciting head-to-head between a conman & convicted sex pest vs a repressive theocratic terrorist supporting regime! Lets play!

Some astonishing bollocks here. The fairness doctrine was abolished in 1987, and by the end of the decade Rush Limbaugh was already the biggest name in American news media. Roger Ailes who set up Fox (and worked for Reagan and Bush) was made President of CNBC in 1993.

It's striking how similar Alex Brundle sounds to his dad on commentary

Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute

Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.

This will forever be the World Cup I associate with a realisation I have entered a new age category, specifically the sense of looking at kickoff times and going “to hell with that”.

If you had posted this just 18 months ago, people would have thought you were doing a bit taking the piss out of the endless proliferation of JavaScript frameworks.

No seriously they're stuck in a shit pub being yelled at by Fatboy Slim

Who is this, and what have they done with the real Janet Daley? It actually makes a lot of sense.

He's so completely uninhibited by the rule of international law that at this rate I wouldn't be surprised if they stuck a Tomahawk into BBC Broadcasting House by the end of this year for fighting the lawsuit.

Aerial PARTIAL view of the anti racist, anti fascist crowd in Belfast right now. City Hall to the left for scale. This - this is the real Belfast. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

It's not even the fact that people post AI images that really pisses me off any more - that ship has long sailed sadly, many accounts are often just slop factories. It's more that they used zero effort to create it and STILL couldn't even be arsed to have it go back and fix the most egregious stuff.

Because it was going so well before he had to give him the boot.

Sir Kevin Sinfield 'humbled' by knighthood for services to Rugby and MND community

Jesus Christ the media just can't stop being wrong about Musk in all the same ways they've been being wrong about him for twenty years.

"space is cold" is not correct. Inert objects that have sat in space and sheltered from solar radiation are eventually very cold is correct. The difference *really* matters.

Rooney incensed that the attacker getting punched in the head didn't warrant a red card. Very hard to argue when you see the contact on replay. If the ref representative says that by the letter of the law it's not a red, then the law needs changing so that doesn't happen again.

Leaving everything about Burnham aside, multiple polls showing of approx. 40-48% of a constituency supporting the far-right is just bleak.

That cunt is a trillionaire because he had one idea: selling city maps and guides to local newspapers. Dead tech all the way down. Everything replaced by smartphones and the web within a decade. A totally doomed idea. That’s all it took. Since then, he’s had zero ideas. And he gets a trillion.

Fair play that was top defending by Kolasinac

It's just occurred to me that this World Cup has seen football turned into a game of four quarters.

One thing everyone can do to hurt the first trillionaire is to stop using the website he uses to foment violence and feel like an intellectual big shot. If you're not even willing to stop using a website that sucks to stick it to a Nazi, you're not willing to do anything. This is a low fucking bar.

Keep seeing posts like this. I dunno, maybe start by not giving said billionaire £8 (or whatever it costs) a month for clout

I want you to notice how this article, which took two journalists to write, doesn't even bother to seriously explore whether the claims being made by companies are true it's genuinely just not relevant to them

I never thought I'd see a story that quite so beautifully captured the phrase 'decline of empire'.

I just want one reporter to ask the follow-up of “how does that work, exactly?” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Very good piece here by the former head of the National Cyber Security Centre