A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

"sooooo I did a thing"

a job where you cold-call businesses and ask to speak to the manager

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but today is one of the greatest moments in baseball history history. It’s the 19th anniversary of the Fenway Pizza Throw featuring Don Orsillo and the late Jerry Remy with a guy who wasted a piece of cheese pizza.

they're saying we're closer than ever to what astronomers call a "space oddity" situation

it's review season baby. another new one from me. liked people of note a lot!

No

I’m about to start crowdfunding for a film I would like to make that’s an improvised comedy à la Christopher Guest/ Mike Leigh. I’m gonna be mildly annoying about it but only because I’m extremely excited about it and unfortunately Hollywood is dead seedandspark.com/fund/treasur...

Mars Doesn't Have Anyone to Raise Your Kids, Study Suggests

It's 1am what am I doing

The Fellowship's nicknames if they were ballplayers: Bags Dalfo Sammy Pips Doc Lego Bo Arry Gigi

The Fellowship's nicknames if they were ballplayers: Bags Dalfo Sammy Pips Doc Lego Bo Arry Gigi

3/19/26

The name "Kyle" comes from the Gaelic "caol," meaning "thin" or "strait." Unfortunately, my middle school bullies did not know this

we got self-hating drones 😔

Trump and Hegseth cut funding to an office for “civilian harm mitigation.” Then these monsters killed 175 school girls because of the lack of oversight. My Truth and Reconciliation Commission bill would hold both men criminally liable for the infanticide they ordered.

until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

Not sure if this counts as satire or attempted manifestation, but I wrote a new piece for @paletteswap.site

this is the real reason for the memory shortage

Wrote for @paletteswap.site for the first time in a little bit. Expect more!

what else was he doing on that island

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn’t Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today

Feels like the "Good Will Dunkin" ad was heavily written by AI

THE SNOW GREMLINS HAVE TAKEN TRACY WOLFSON

certified sicko game

Beowulf Suggests Grendel Needs More Training

evidence that AI enthusiasm is psychosis, exhibit 5192

it's crazy that the white house response to trump confusing iceland with greenland is absolutely going to be, "no, he meant what he said, we're going to conquer them, too"

Zohran was much much more effective on this because he actually had a policy argument. "halal cart is expensive because of X, here's the bill that will get rid of X"

people are asked about vigilante murders and the response is this bleep bloop committee designed pablum that sounds like an alien wearing the skin of a human. and then they don't actually have any plans other than to blurt out KITCHEN TABLE WORKING FAMILIES

Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.

🚨NEW: Federal officers like ICE agents have been routinely prosecuted by states for violating state laws, up to and including murder, since the 1800s. Minnesota has every ability to do this with today's killing of a motorist by an ICE agent. prospect.org/2026/01/07/i...

If officials can’t bring themselves to arrest someone who is captured on camera from multiple angles killing someone in cold blood, they should just step aside so someone with a backbone can lead

Do not let the failures of prosecution post January 6th happen again. Every second you do not charge this person is a second the massive propaganda apparatus around the federal government will use to create a fog of lies to get him off. Arrest him immediately for killing an American citizen.

Murderer.

Darth Vader's grandmother:

I read the headline and assumed this was a satirical piece

Rhode Islanders gotta mobilize for @burbridge-for-ri.bsky.social

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

Thank God we have Ryan Seacrest to make sure the New Year happens

the line at the cafe moves up by one. the person at the front says, "so, what exactly is this... 'coffee?'"

"bro what are you doing here, i just cut your hair yesterday"

FRIEND PENIS FRIENDS hmmmm