Pick a fucking tense. Where was the editor on this?

if you're 36 and your youtube doesn't look like this, what are you doing

I bought this before Jared went crazy

Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas

Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s. This is the power of vaccines. The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer. Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!

rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)

Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other. Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq

This is misinformation. It was actually Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana. It's unbelievable what people will do for clicks

this is huge

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

It’s a miscarriage of justice that federal prosecutors are paid tens of thousands of dollars more than public defenders. I will introduce a bill to ensure pay parity so that the lawyers you’re constitutionally guaranteed fight as hard for you as the ones trying to lock you up.

if you wish to understand tyranny, simply observe he who needs not follow the law that he himself enforces

oh hello there. i wasnt expecting you. you caught me reading two books at once

Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

zuckerberg wasn't building a bunker he was building a goon cave

why is a "writers collaborative" sharing AI art

the first rule of fight club is remember the human

this is what I call Achilles

Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”

dick-matize me, Cap'n

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

huh, weird that google has announced they're removing side-loading from android. they probably just want to protect end users

There has to be actual, physical punishment for a lot of these people. They're not going to be shamed into doing better and without the specter of suffering they will simply do the same again at the earliest opportunity.

IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."

chronicles of trevor is about to premiere on youtube! the read went great and you will have a nice time watching it. plus if you click it now you get to watch it with a bunch of other people

this is how a zombie knight would spell his name

sure, they're openly talking about slaughtering you and your family, but don't worry: our leaders are the two sleepiest guys you've ever seen

idk if i can trust the results of Fat Bear Week under this administration

Dear friends, As have become a habit, I mark each #autumnequinox by sharing a small poem by Xin Qiji. I also start my translation cycle of Chinese and Japanese poems and prose that mark the twenty-four lunisolar micro-seasons. Translation notes blogged here: #everynightapoem

seems like this guy's entire worldview is built on "no one who has read my book could be a bad person"

do you think nudists are constantly having nightmares about accidentally wearing pants

Lil Miss Kate - Ward of the State LIVE is next week! We've got a fantastic radio play for you to SEE and HEAR! Two senses for the price of one! www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedul...

In the coming post-apocalyptic society, mad princes will quest for relics from the body of the True Kirk, which are said to protect all who bear them from physical harm

good night

It is OK to call fascists fascists.

i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective

I'm not "performatively reading." I'm reading to procrastinate on the performative writing I'm supposed to be doing.

this is what I call Achilles

"Sleve McDichael" was predictive

i'm just saying that when it happens, i'm gonna yell really loud, then tell hooper that quint didn't make it, then ask if we can get in on those

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I feel like I'm in fairly frequent danger of this happening to me, and it's good to know the cheese ball jar people will step up when it's time.

Should've gone with "This is the Godot you've been waiting for"