Wrote for @paletteswap.site for the first time in a little bit. Expect more!

what else was he doing on that island

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn’t Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today

Very clearly hits the turf and physically bounces. Feel like I'm being gaslit

Feels like the "Good Will Dunkin" ad was heavily written by AI

THE SNOW GREMLINS HAVE TAKEN TRACY WOLFSON

certified sicko game

Beowulf Suggests Grendel Needs More Training

evidence that AI enthusiasm is psychosis, exhibit 5192

it's crazy that the white house response to trump confusing iceland with greenland is absolutely going to be, "no, he meant what he said, we're going to conquer them, too"

Zohran was much much more effective on this because he actually had a policy argument. "halal cart is expensive because of X, here's the bill that will get rid of X"

people are asked about vigilante murders and the response is this bleep bloop committee designed pablum that sounds like an alien wearing the skin of a human. and then they don't actually have any plans other than to blurt out KITCHEN TABLE WORKING FAMILIES

Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.

🚨NEW: Federal officers like ICE agents have been routinely prosecuted by states for violating state laws, up to and including murder, since the 1800s. Minnesota has every ability to do this with today's killing of a motorist by an ICE agent. prospect.org/2026/01/07/i...

If officials can’t bring themselves to arrest someone who is captured on camera from multiple angles killing someone in cold blood, they should just step aside so someone with a backbone can lead

Do not let the failures of prosecution post January 6th happen again. Every second you do not charge this person is a second the massive propaganda apparatus around the federal government will use to create a fog of lies to get him off. Arrest him immediately for killing an American citizen.

Murderer.

Darth Vader's grandmother:

I read the headline and assumed this was a satirical piece

Rhode Islanders gotta mobilize for @burbridge-for-ri.bsky.social

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

Thank God we have Ryan Seacrest to make sure the New Year happens

the line at the cafe moves up by one. the person at the front says, "so, what exactly is this... 'coffee?'"

"bro what are you doing here, i just cut your hair yesterday"

FRIEND PENIS FRIENDS hmmmm

#Godzilla #Truth

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

"bro what are you doing here, i just cut your hair yesterday"

it's a holiday tradition

The DNC burying the 2024 Autopsy Report is very naughty. Democratic leadership is getting coal this year.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Pick a fucking tense. Where was the editor on this?

if you're 36 and your youtube doesn't look like this, what are you doing

I bought this before Jared went crazy

Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas

Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s. This is the power of vaccines. The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer. Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!

rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)

Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other. Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq

This is misinformation. It was actually Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana. It's unbelievable what people will do for clicks

this is huge

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

It’s a miscarriage of justice that federal prosecutors are paid tens of thousands of dollars more than public defenders. I will introduce a bill to ensure pay parity so that the lawyers you’re constitutionally guaranteed fight as hard for you as the ones trying to lock you up.

if you wish to understand tyranny, simply observe he who needs not follow the law that he himself enforces

oh hello there. i wasnt expecting you. you caught me reading two books at once

Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico