Still extremely disappointed that the Living Energy precon from Aetherdrift didn’t have Chandra and Nissa (bringing back the UG) as alternate partner commanders. Can’t believe they squandered that opportunity. But also, planeswalker and creature partners would be funky fun!

Brb, gotta go macrodose

god forbid a girl have hobbies

SPAGHET!!!

theyre transvestigating the statue of liberty

My ex-stepdad had very large areolae and the family all called them pepperoni nipples

Darwin in my spirit animal

Fucking drafts! Yeeeeeeeeees

Is anyone interested in Magic the Garhering? I will be moving internationally soon and I’ve had to pare down my collection a bit. The contents wouldn’t be anything wild, but there are a ton of playsets of commons/uncommons from sets post-Khans of Tarkir. Price: free 🧵1/2

We are so stoked to be doing our part for this amazing cause! Your donation will be broken down into $4 increments for each entry!

Tossing a little bonus in from myself here to help the cause: a sealed Sliver Swarm preconstructed Commander deck from Commander Masters. Check Prof's posts and video for how you can donate and get a chance to win!

If you make a fake apology ad, I will never buy your product or service. In fact, I will actively seek to limit your sales opportunities.

I know this is very bad and stuff, but I just can’t get over “mutilized”. Makes this sound like a Monty Python-esque bit meant to mock these specific pieces of shit

I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST! Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc

I fucking love Chiitan Chiitan for best mascot

they say that the journey of 1,000 miles begins beneath ones feet but like why would i want to dig a hole that big?

I am absolute in love with this comic and when I saw their interaction, i just had to do it! I tried something more comish(?), hope you like it! More versions on P-tr3on!!

Wtf? I have literally never seen anyone on the left refer to anti AI data center sentiments as NIMBYism. I want to fight anyone saying this shit

We’re at the point where this whole thing seems like a conspiracy theory in the same way evolution is a theory. Confirmation after confirmation.

Like the energy, but I do think The ICE Abolisher would’ve been better

the only thing more pathetic than participating in a mass harassment campaign against women wanting to take your hobby seriously is being manipulated into doing so by a group of wealthy pedophiles

There apparently exists no part of our lives which these people didn’t somehow find a way to touch and ruin

Im ded

What I find so demoralizing is starting with an end goal of finding a way to keep government open rather than finding a way to use the threat of shutdown to end ICE; Possible? Perhaps not. But "abolish ICE" must be the starting position. Reforms are just putting a cup full of diarrhea on a doily.

I love working at the deep state and rigging the 2020 election but not the 2024 one when the Democrats were already in power

I may not be shocked, but my disappointment remains and it is immeasurable

Most journalists have moved on from this story. Thank you Mashable and @raxsha.bsky.social for covering mashable.com/article/adul...

“I said I’m FINE,” I insist, fully encasing myself in a chrysalis.

Remember, if someone tells you that your dream of having a bookshelf with a rolling ladder is "unrealistic", they were never your friend to begin with.

My attachment to each Nintendo franchise: 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Earthbound 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Metroid 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Star Fox 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Mario 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Rhythm Heaven 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 WarioWare 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Donkey Kong 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Kirby 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Pokémon 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 F-Zero 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Zelda 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Fire Emblem 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Pikmin 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Animal Crossing 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Splatoon 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Xenoblade

One of my favorite older commissions ✨ I still love the mood and colors in this piece { #Art #digitalArt #ArtShare #DnD }

🎶Back to the sea Back to the sea We were all better When we were wetter Under the sea🎶

I do not, it turns out, gotta be happy for fascists when they’re having babies.

todlerance

It's also why they want to control social media so badly. Most white kids did not learn about Black Wall Street, the Tulsa massacre, the MOVE bombing, or a million other atrocities in school. We learned about this stuff online from Black people sharing history.

Hm, deep fried frozen waffle?

They clowned themselves making this

Hi! I draw sometimes. I don't have a lot of artwork, but for me, every sketch is an achievement :D

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The Left for literally DECADES now about every other shooting: look my dude, guns are the fucking problem Republicans for the same amount of time: People are the problem! Guns don't just fire themselves you know! Republicans today via the media: The issue is that sometimes that gun fires itself

Renee Good's last words: "I'm not mad at you." Alex Pretti's last words: "Are you ok?" These are the people they're trying to paint as violent and dangerous

Oh, wafflebots for Soundwave’s toaster alt-mode!

I don’t think I’m butterier than you. I know I am.

It'll be extremely easy to spot the people who sold their soul to the nazis, you'd just have to find the guy who can no longer perceive how much he has gleefully and voluntarily deskilled himself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pqF...

Former theatre wonk telling you all that theatre is political DnD

It’s funny that Hanlon’s razor is the one people know, because the variations are much better. Hanlon’s razor: “never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.” Excuse me, why is a rule telling me to be gullible? Weak and sad. It smells anti-intellectual. 1/10🪒

"For months, radical progressive politicians like Tim Walz have incited violence against law enforcement officers[.]” The organizations (including specific executives) and political figures who’ve lied through their teeth like this need to stand trial at Nuremberg 2.0.

It was President Trump's agents who shot and killed Alex Pretti, not President Trump himself. This should have no bearing on his receiving a second Nobel Peace Prize. by Hugh Hewitt