Gausman Dumplenda Est

This the kinda shit people say to me in the smoking zone outside the gay bar

Great way to find out disgraced current pitcher clayton kershaw ate shit last night

Telling my new employees in broadcast news that I want to “win” broadcast news, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

@lopatto.bsky.social banger alert on the glass cliff to end all glass cliffs www.theverge.com/business/793...

If u enjoy unfair flips lemme tell ya about baseball

im gay

Phillies I need u to step up

The game in which the premise is "the odds are real but gamers struggle to conceptualize or even believe them" has negative reviews from gamers who don't believe the odds are real (game: Unfair Flips)

Whenever I’m muttering like “mid top bot mid bot” under my breath during Prometheus I feel like I’m doing Zodiark EX callouts lmao

I saw the spider in hades 2 and at first glance knew she was my wife

While he's ranting, NL lands tails TWENTY NINE TIMES IN A ROW - a 0.00023% chance.

a) this poem is a banger b) it expresses the exact frustration that grips me every time someone ""feministly"" explains that military history is Boy Stuff

Temporarily rooting for the Yankees just because I want bill burr to suffer this week

I love that bill burr thought everyone was boycotting Saudi Arabia because they were racist in the same way he is and not, like, the unspeakable violence and human rights abuses of the regime

Leading the team in BA while dealing with massive anxiety about slumping and overfixating on results but being able to reflect accurately about it after just screams that he’s going to have an insane career I’m so excited for next year on this front

The Lioness Does Not Concern Herself With Buying A Light-Rail Ticket

Napheesa Collier: "We have the best players in the world. We have the best fans in the world. But right now we have the worst leadership in the world" 👀👀👀

Napheesa Collier concludes her statement with: "We have the best league in the world. We have the best fans in the world. But we have the worst leadership in the world." #WNBA #Lynx

I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

Upstairs and downstairs first clears in the bag :)

this felt like it must be awful luck but it's actually 1.68% over 8 flips to have all tails @40% heads so not that crazy

Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"

Chotiner: Can your starting pitchers keep throwing the whole game? Dodgers: Theoretically, but it’s very difficult. Chotiner: So, you typically have to substitute other pitchers at some point? Dodgers: We do. Chotiner: And those pitchers, can they win the game? Dodgers: Can we go light on this?

Me when I get my hands on these

I always read chotiner interview questions in the voice of Stanley Tucci

been obsessed with this new @ekkoastral.bsky.social song since i saw them do it last week. powerful, cathartic. the crowd was so into it. @jael.bsky.social is a force youtu.be/-fhS1xtyLWM?...

I got suspended on twitter for what I had to say about neera tanden and im not trying to do it again here so just use your imagination :)

why did everyone decide to switch to filming video vertically instead of horizontally for the internet Remember when we used to make fun of people who uploaded vertical videos

Oh hey, sorry, Jackie Robinson! You narrowly lost out to a homophobe who blew a lot of postseason games. And by "narrowly" I mean you didn't even get an honorable mention in the column.

“Not lying is not currently economically viable” is such a great encapsulation of these times www.sciencealert.com/openai-has-a...

September 12, 1970: Woody Guthrie Tribute Concert - Arlo Guthrie, Pete Seeger, Odetta, Joan Baez, Country Joe McDonald, Ramblin’ Jack Elliott, Richie Havens, and Earl Robinson singing ❝This Train Is Bound For Glory❞‬, Hollywood Bowl, Los Angeles, California.

i’m running an experiment to test the effects of different liquids on a sample. i put the first third of the sample in water, the second third in coke, and the rest in piss. time to see what happens!

fire emblem four houses

New Fire Emblem has a huge buff warrior queen with a bone headdress. Check in on your pals. You know which ones.

This just fell on my head so fall has frung

Holy casting

This Bandcamp Friday it would mean the world if you considered getting a copy of my band’s debut album, “pink balloons” ekkoastral.bandcamp.com/album/pink-b...

This convo I had highlights the difference in what "respect your time" means in games. A lot of players want to trade time for in-game progress. It's purely transactional: 1 hour = 1 progress But I want to feel like my actions matter i.e. what I do with time creates progress, not time itself.

Handing my ffs surgeon this photo

girl…gap actually sells every single item from the Katseye milkshake gap ad (that i have not watched on purpose utilizing my own free will 500 times) EXCEPT manon’s cunty little bra…are they dumb?

Kind of loving the silksong release cycle even though I’ve never played hollow knight and don’t rly plan to just bc no day 1 reviews is so refreshing. Is it good? A masterpiece? Does it live up to the original? Is it innovative or mostly a rehash? No idea everyone’s still struggling to get in!

Would love to see the fucking Supreme Court wriggle out of applying strict scrutiny on this one

>.<

Every layoff is a result of executive incompetence or executive malice, no exceptions

JEEEEEERSEY BABY

Sending love to our friends and colleagues at Firaxis. I've been a huge fan of the studio, its games, and its people for a long time. These layoffs are gutting.

referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries