hysterically crying rn because my partner’s mom’s parrot (who i consider a close personal friend) can’t call me herself when she’s feeling lonely

girl…gap actually sells every single item from the Katseye milkshake gap ad (that i have not watched on purpose utilizing my own free will 500 times) EXCEPT manon’s cunty little bra…are they dumb?

ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music

forgot to mention but i went to the rilo kiley concert on Saturday and i have never in my life seen more 35 year old bisexual women wearing nooworks in one place

checking ur instagram notifications feels so good when there isn’t a bitch in your ear requesting to follow you on threads

One of several sobbing fits during Gaga tn was at this random interlude bc do you ever see ballroom being performed and think about how many fucking people died to get this expression of queer joy to us?

TW sui. my best friend died by suicide 1.5 years ago. i have been close to many types of people who are more vulnerable to the risks of suicidal ideation. so in the aftermath of her death, i became a little obsessed with futilely trying to understand why some people die from it and others do not.

gwen was playing jazz music and i was like omg i have anxiety and she switched the record player to pretty hate machine…she knows me so well

no one talks about how hard it is to be goth and from New Jersey like i bit into a zeppole and my all black outfit is covered in powdered sugar

every time i go to philly i’m like you mean i’m expected to SERVE CUNT??? in PHILLY??????

slightly diminish a band my chemical situationship

zillennial as in i have seen both death cab for cutie and 100 gecs live

me vs my type

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listen pinterest girlies we need to talk. you cannot be commenting “hear me out” on the pictures of incredibly gorgeous actors. that shit is reserved for like. the Minotaur. your 9th grade math teacher. a third-tier muppet. let’s get it together people

tried to tap into my office with Apple Pay before if anyone is wondering how i am

remembered i have free will and can purchase and then later consume a Diet Coke

“this decision will drastically change the story” & then some playthroughs later realizing why the sound effect when that dialogue box comes up is so critical to the meaning of that choice. i will never be the same

listening to the new hayley williams all week like

getting a “hang in there!” sign off from your therapist feels like the teacher handing your test back face down

when you and your crew collect toys

in today’s extremely sad post, i wrote about how my friends have been dropping like flies since i was 16 years old, and i still never know what to do when it happens www.patreon.com/posts/134873...

the sexiest words in the english language are "i've managed to replicate the issue"

My hope is, while I wouldn't pretend to be neutral or apolitical in my commentary, I can offer context that will clarify and inform all camps on the issue of how best to provide monetary aid to the Palestinian people and their national cause, rather than solely doubling down on one or another camp

just got a sponsored party ad on Instagram that was so bad i blocked the account on sight

now that i think of it, with claude, grok and chatgpt, they basically stopped making them woman-coded like siri as soon as they wanted them to act like topic based authorities

Help my friend out if you're able please!!

last night i was watching love island w @lyddlemami.bsky.social who lives in CA while following primary results and at one point i was like “omg zohran is winning” and they were like “which bombshell is zohran????”

FUCK ISLAMOPHOBIA ALL MY HOMIES HATE ISLAMOPHOBIA

have this energy for your town’s mayor too

experienced French lesbophobia (pulled over by CDG security because they thought my carabiner was a knife)

DHS really played themselves by posting possibly the hardest photos on the planet to go with this tweet

just watched a butchfemme couple fujo the fuck out at troye sivan at primavera sound…the lesbian desire to see a twink obliterated is truly international

witnessed a transatlantic gay guy make out in the magbay pit at primavera sound

packing for a trip and was evaluating my outfit selects and heard Tim Gunn’s voice pop into my mind going “you have your work cut out for you. i’ll leave you to it.” not a great sign!

one of the most frequent compliments i get on my writing is that it always had My Voice, and it makes me beam every time someone says that, even if it’s just like in response to an IG caption. why would anyone give that up it’s like free drugs

this is like worse case scenario for me and many other trans people on medicaid. i will likely not be able to access life saving care if this goes through. can't state it any more - they're trying to eliminate us from existing. please call your reps now

hi, cis folks! if you’re calling democratic reps about the maga murder budget, you should *specifically mention* it’s unacceptable to pass a bill blocking funding for lifesaving transition care FOR TRANS PEOPLE OF ALL AGES. if you want to stand with trans people, this is a big moment. 🧵 reps.fyi

[me when called out for a typo] it’s actually an intentional and artistically complex homage to a simpler internet before autocorrect, to human fallibility valiantly continuing in the face of a technological world that demands productive perfection from imperfect beings at all times

a very happy Mother’s Day to all the haters and losers

abracadabra amor te ya na…

NATIVE SOLIDARITY ACTION bestie sam was arrested in a sundown town on 4/10, on the day of his booking, he experienced what is the legal definition of excessive force and TORTURE to the point that he overheated, and had to be taken to the hospital. legal fee fundraiser ⬇️👇🏽 www.ko-fi.com/redhatsam

eating my tofu like yum yum phytoestrogens

lady gaga was so real that one time she said “i’ve learned love is like a brick” good morning @birdwife.bsky.social !! love you

lesbians are so cool and smart and beautiful and interesting and hot

i am an irrationally bitter 30something about one thing and it is “people new to NYC dropping the definite article from neighborhood names” and you know it’s so irritating bc not only is it like thats just not what that place is called but also it erases the NYC accent 😭

about time i remind the good people of the skyline that i am comically hot and also very stylish

if you don’t throw even a little ass during a guitar solo we are not the same

racist things that have happened to me at Coachella this weekend: • benson boone covering bohemian rhapsody • white women filming instead of jumping during the drop in original 365

if you went to coachella and didn’t hit the weed pen or sip the aperol spritz at the yo gabba gabba set that’s just SILLY