There is no activity I treasure more in life than just walking around and noticing shit

Yeah it’s just me and Lamby in this bitch of a world. Problem?

Hate my life so got food. That’s my update x

I miss playing the saxophone… would do things for a new tenor… too bad my neighbors would come kill me if I honked on that shit too loud

Invented my own Pomodoro method where for every chunk of work I finish I go out and have 1-3 cigarettes and now I've Pavlov'd myself into plowing thru my work at a terrifying speed in order to earn my little nicotine snack

Da rules

How you treat and talk about homeless people, disabled people, and people dealing with addiction or mental health issues says a lot about you… now more than ever!

They officially gave me a date for my transgender surgery. The surgery that makes you transgender.

Card declined while I was trying to purchase my crazy pills

Kiss my damn ring

Still the best thing I've ever made

Soon.

They let you do anything on Canva

Tweaked the site a little... added a tagline www.willemhelf.com

The “Frick Collection”? Please. We’re all adults here. It’s the “Fuck Collection.”

Time to watch all the Adam Friedland Show bits my brodude friend just sent me

The secret to a (relatively) peaceful life is putting your medications next to your bed so you can see them right when you wake up, going on walks just because, texting people you haven't heard from to say hi, asking someone their favorite song then listening to it. Know ye this my advice

I love reading published diaries/journals because sometimes you get the most deeply moving personal insight you've ever read then the next entry is like "bad day. Bought a sandwich. Idk"

The happiest moment of my life was sitting in the sun on the Venice waterfront smoking an Italian cig with a fuckass little espresso and a book. Second is when a chav in Essex called me “bruv”. Third is relearning to walk or whatever. Thanks for reading

Sometimes a $20 film camera does ok

Someone better take me out with a stun gun at this point

The most important lost-then-found media of my life is me dancing in the street in East London to a Blawan banger circa 2013. God bless

No!! No!!! I’m one of the good ones!! I don’t manspread on the subway!!! I’ve never read Krasnahorkai!!!!! [barrel of gun presses against my chin] ok I read Satantango… I’m sorry… it was years ago… forgive me…… [clicking sound] the tote bag is just convenient!!! It’s just convenient!!!!!!

Logging off. Only announcing it bc last time I vanished someone emailed me asking if I was dead

Wild that one of the most pivotal moments of my life was when a drunk guy cornered me at a pub in 2014 and said "you talk too fast and always interrupt people" and he was right so I tried not to do that and it completely changed my conversations & thusly my relationships lol

Found a nice community garden while walking through Bed-Stuy today... psychogeography vindicated again

Doll Invasion time lapse

"Vote blue no matter who!" and it's a bunch of billionaires who'd put you in a meat grinder but the difference between them and Republicans is they'd do a fake apology to you while Fargo-ing your sorry ass

So there's supposed to be a third volume of Susan Sontag's journals?

Esketamine would be a great name for a Pokémon

Me realizing I'm not a woman: holy SHIT..... my entire self-perception is beginning to crystallize... I am free..... my life expands before me ...... I feel joy in my very bones ..... Me realizing I'm actually just some guy: ok

ADHD medication and a coffee before breakfast

Just remembered the time when I was like 8 and superglued a quarter to the sidewalk outside my dad’s house and would sit at the window and watch people get mad until one day a guy showed up with a hammer and chisel and pried it right off the cement and took it with him

Call me Guy Debored the way the spectacle got me snoozin!

Guy at this Bushwick bar just looked up from his copy of the Communist Manifesto when another guy banged his fist on the table and said “I don’t CARE about writing anymore. I care about MONEY.”

The little free library near me doesn’t always deliver but when it does it sure fucking does

You may be locked in but are you as locked in as my friend who ranks every candle he buys in a Google chart

Next semester of grad school starts in a little over a week

AI piss color palette lowkey

Smokin on that shit that made sis gender

I’m re-opening the books for manuscript consults — I can take 3 for August and 4 for September. This is ideal for writers thinking of restructuring their projects, or who aren’t sure how to finish an incomplete one, but it’s also helpful for people who need general guidance with revision.

Went to the met just to see Francis Bacon and then left

The novel I’m writing is actually stylistically, politically, and intellectually perfect in every way. Which is why I will never show it to anyone. Too powerful.

This is actually a perfect song youtu.be/ebjXsc0UjdQ?...

Non-disabled person whose only experience of disability is reading posts online: ugh disabled people all love to wallow and act all weak lol. My opinion is worthwhile and has weight because I decided I am intelligent. I am a leftist,