Consume Me is really, really good. Nobody told me it was a life management sim, and a great one at that! When you solve the systems + hit your goals you're like YES then you remember you've helped a teenager effectively weaponize her ED and you're like oops store.steampowered.com/app/2359120/...

its a balatrolike metroidbrainia boomer extraction shlooter with always-online live ops social UGC and a pixelpunk PSX aesthetic, the demo is in early access now on Poob Games

hyperbole is a disease

If Life on Mars was set today, DCI Sam Tyler would walk out of his office in 2025, get hit by a car and wake up in 1992

HIII TODAY IS #BandcampFriday !! I released the OST from Become The Moon recently on my Bandcamp!! So today is the perfect day if you want to buy there :33🩵 All RT's appreciated! ponpoko.bandcamp.com/album/become...

Just realised I can't view any 18+ pages on Steam because my account doesn't have a credit card + none of the credit cards I own are supported. @valvesoftware.com this is so busted lol, my account is literally 18+ years old on its own

When I worked for a games events company our marketing manager used to count everyone who had a weekend ticket twice for the reports, 4-day ticker holders counted 4 times. We used to joke if someone left the venue + returned that's +1 footfall. An attendee is pregnant? that's technically +2 footfall

tech in 2000: we're gonna solve every problem and make the world a better place! tech in 2025: you can now Deliveroo cock rings to your home at 11pm on a Sunday

getting boba and a greggs sausage roll, call that British Fusion Cuisine

Is anyone I know on letterboxd? I wanna read your reviews letterboxd.com/metacrab/

The Hytale community made a massive "Save Hytale" logo in wplace right on top of Riot Games HQ

God, Blue Prince was good. Tonda Ros should get working on Bluer Prince

You are a clone named Watcher, and you’ve made a grave mistake. 💠 Surface a 1,000-year-old lie from the cosmic shadows 💠 Commune with sisters to discover the forbidden truths of your god 💠 Unravel a tapestry of familial pain, love and revolution 1000xRESIST is 30% off on Steam for the first time.

Disco Elysium, Outer Wilds and 1000XRESIST were debut games from teams who had basically no idea what they were doing, made early 'naive' decisions they were forced to commit to for the entire development + they ended up being 3 of the most interesting/important games ever made

the quality of the memes in the group chat increases the hotter the UK gets. like the heat wave is baking people's brains into more powerful forms

ye olde 3AM boost - still looking for short & long term gigs.

soooo tired of video game slop. skyrim is just fantasyslop. minecraft is just blockslop. slay the spire is a sloplike deckslopper

The offer symbol blocks out whatever the first word is so this thumbnail just says "Average street food - 3.5 stars"

How did The Bear go from 2X lightning-in-a-bottle seasons to a carousel of celebrity cameos, up-its-own-ass chef glorification, extreme closeups of faces as they stammer thru expository monologues + recycling "remember that?" side characters and catchphrases as if it any of it matters... heard chefs

Become the Moon is live! If you enjoy roguelikes, auto battlers, deckbuilders, cute/scary art, soundtracks that are too good to be on this game, check it out!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2862890/...

I've shipped game updates to literally 100s of millions of players but I never actually shipped a "game" until today, at least not one that counts for mobygames credit. Funny to think about... Become the Moon launches at 5pm UK time (in ~7 hours) store.steampowered.com/app/2862890/...

Become the Moon is releasing next week! I'm so proud of what we've made. Demo in Steam NextFest now! It's like Slay the Spire + Hearthstone Battlegrounds + Super Auto Pets with a twisted Adventure Time artstyle and a banger math rock breakcore soundtrack store.steampowered.com/app/2862890/...

Based on current predicted trends, the average streaming show in 2027 will have 1-episode seasons premiering every 5 years.

Where are the ugly citizens of Lumière? Did all the busted people volunteer for Expedition 34 or smth?

⋆｡°✩HIII⋆｡°✩ I present to you my new release! AMORE-De-Lic is an album about obscure Japanese video games that deserve some love. It is a Punk album, because the most punk thing I could ever do is sing about the stuff I love! ponpokoamoredelic.carrd.co #guitar #shoegaze #postpunk #visualkei

Andor S2 Arc 3 is an astonishing piece of television that has more payoff than any show I can think of in recent memory. I was speechless. Andor is good!

experimenting to discover the exact time the Cafe has lunch sandwiches ready, but the lunch rush hasn't started. a CIA asset is dispatched to make sure my research never gets out. I bribe them with half a mortadella and a tory lemonade

[nathan fielder voice] There's a future here, for those who dare

We’re launching a closed playtest! We’ve made a lot of changes to the game since our last demo and would love to hear your feedback! If you’re interested in joining our closed playtest, you can sign up using the form below for immediate access💫🌙 gleam.io/H9yHa/become...

I'm going toast mode!! [eating buttered toast 1.5 times a day 8 days in a row until I get sick of it then dont eat toast for 4 months]

me 16 hours deep into the Star Wars Xcom game campaign when 90% of my heroes are stuck in the bacta tank and I have to field a 2-man squad of Korkie Kryze and a rookie gungan sniper who barks "meesa headshot boom boom" whenever i enable overwatch 😔

We beat Blue Prince on the Discord (or got as far as anyone has gotten including the reviewers/playtesters) 😭 I helped slightly! Was so fun

I've seen bluer princes. not impressive

Blue Prince was one of the best games I played last year. A novel combination of puzzle game and room-drafting, and that's just the top layer. I'm a little worried because people are hyping it up so much - I would go in with managed expectations. It's good! store.steampowered.com/app/1569580/...

If 1 person can do 1X of the work then 2 people can do 0.5X of the work each right? wrong, it's somehow 0.85X work each, a fluke of physical reality, the work acts like a fluid to fill all available vessels

Happy #PortfolioDay !!💙 I'm Gaby, I'm a trans composer, guitarist and audio engineer :3 Here is a video with some of my stuff! Hit me up if u wanna work together ^^ Email: [email protected] Website: ponpokointhedistance.com #gameaudio #gamemusic #composer #vtubers #indiegames #guitar

Innersloth (Among Us) are hiring a remote Senior Writer on contract with amazing comp (13k USD a month). Really great small team, huge IP, funny writer folks please apply! innersloth.bamboohr.com/careers/31

Euro Brady playing Super Mario Sunshine, pausing the game to draw Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs on screen: "To understand Shadow Mario's motivations, we first need to talk about Jung and the concept of Projection..."

There's an explicit Technoblade reference in the Minecraft movie lmao

skimming a new youtube channel to try to figure out if the creator is a nazi/racist before I get toooo invested

Adolescence on Netflix would have been a lot easier to shoot if they used more than one take. Someone should let the Director know!

Nubby's Number Factory solves all the problems other "plinko-style roguelikes" have and it does it cheaper, weirder and better. Reminds me of Luck be a Landlord in the best way. A must play for pegging enthusiasts! store.steampowered.com/app/3191030/...

I really enjoyed Expelled!, the new @inkle.co game. It's a followup to Overboard! but you don't need to have played it. Fun setting and character writing with good twists + turns store.steampowered.com/app/2963890/...

Locked in my office after the door handle broke, knowing if I died they'd find my skeleton next to a browser playing "How to open a broken door" YouTube videos.... that's what we call Environmental Storytelling

HELLO! Today is #BandcampFriday 🩵 Today Bandcamp is giving 100% of sales to the artists, so it's the perfect day to support musicians! I'm still looking for work, so any if anyone buys some of my music that would mean a lot 🥲🩵 (I even have a bundle discount!) ponpoko.bandcamp.com #music #indie

I was at the self-service checkout at co-op and dropped an 8-pack of Dr Pepper Zero onto a pot of aioli and it exploded, coating everything - my clothes, the items, the machine - in a thin coat of garlic sauce, also it was the only working machine and there was a queue of 12 people behind me tutting

matcha enjoyers say things like "omg you have to try this, they use ceremonial grade matcha its soooo yummy" and then you try it and it tastes like grass milk

From the creators of Slay the Princess, Scarlet Hollow is a narrative game with similarly great characters, choices, setting etc. Final 2 eps are due later this year but they just released a huge update, I had a blast playing through!

I never got time to make a video so here are my Top 10 Games of 2025 (live ops + DLC included) 10. Ballionaire 9. Town of Salem 2 8. Animal Well 7. Shogun Showdown 6. Suzerain Kingdom of Rizia DLC 5. Balatro 4. [REDACTED] 3. UFO 50 2. Blue Prince 1. 1000xRESIST