Just had a slip of the tongue when letting my missus know about a news item... I said "Suella's deformed to reject". She knew what I meant.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Oh man! That's not the way we wanted the game to end. #LIVTOT

The BBC News summary of Minnesota is *worse* than both-siding. It says there are 'conflicting accounts'. But only states *one* of them - that ICE agents fired 'defensive shots'. Nothing about the *other* account - that ICE agents murdered him.

A BA had a scope that was wide, With nowhere for errors to hide. She mapped out the flow, So the project could go, And presented it purely with pride!

Yay, my newest @shirtforce.org tee has arrived. I only just realised how perfectly it ties in with the book I’m currently reading, kindly recommended (and lent to me) by @johnmatthews1947.bsky.social.

Or, indeed, at all.

These things are getting tougher and tougher... do you think you'd be able to solve this? #salesforce #crmAnalytics

Our 2nd presenter tonight is a @londevsfdc.bsky.social regular attendee Sham... and he's losing his public-speaking-cherry with us... we're loving it! He's gonna talk to us all about branding your org.

We're off to a great start at tonight's @londevsfdc.bsky.social meet. So great to see our community back together, and even more so to meet a whole load of new attendees. And it's standing room only for our first speaker of the evening, Paul Kissick, talking about translating Data360.

The period between the last @londevsfdc.bsky.social meet of the year, and the first in January always feels sooooo long, and I'm pleased it's over. Tonight we hear from Paul Kissick + Sham Haque on what developers need to know about translating Data 360, using Salesforce CMS and branding your org.

Oh My! Do you know what? I don't own a single tee that appears on the 1st page of the @shirtforce.org store... not 1! I mean I have bought eleven from the 2nd page... but still.

You can pick one in red, or pick one in blue, Or write us a poem, And a #Shirtforce t-shirt could make its way to you. Ever wanted to tell that special someone that they’re the silver lining to your cloud, or that you want them to be YOUR #awesomeAdmin? Now is the time to get a tee for you or them.

Oh yes, the loaf _does_ have the best crumb to date. And it's true #omNomNom with Marmite on top. Good morning y'all. 🍞☕

Happy with the way the loaf looks at the minute... The truth will reveal itself when I cut it open for my morning toast. #sourdough

The sourdough starter was still rising until about 7ish this morning... so far, so good.

Making sourdough loaves brings me a lot of joy. It also brings me a lot of anxiety. And so I've decided to mix up my process again 😕 I'm gonna try a 1:2:2 mix just before bed and hopefully it'll be good to start making up when I get up for the dogs. It might be too long, but it's chilly at the mo.

Last night I met a guy who said everyone in his office uses ChatGPT "because you just type in two lines and it generates a whole email for you!" And I *very correctly* replied that "no one wants that 'whole email' they just want the two lines - and they all hate you"

This is the moment that outs the real hardcore 51st-staters - “their country, right or wrong”.

A real shame if this photo went viral again today.

When the racist meme becomes national policy

NEWS! Keir Starmer flies to US to give Donald Trump his cycling proficiency badge

I don't mean to come across as a Barry Big Balls, but I just got a mail from Warren Buffet!!! Well actually it was from "Mr Warren E. Buffett Billionaire investor" and he says I'm due a $2.5m gift. I know I said I'd never forget the little people in my life... BUT SCREW YOU ALL!!!

To shift the last FOUR calendars, I've reduced the price for a fiver. Order before 1pm and your calendar will be posted today! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...

Friday appears to have started well. All will be revealed when we slice her open for breakfast in an hour or so. #baking #sourdough

But don't you make Swiss cheese from Hole Milk?

Roses are red, Salesforce's cloud is blue, If you write @shirtforce.org a poem, A t-shirt could be on it's way to you. Write @shirtforce.org your very own “Roses are red” style verse and be in with a chance to win a free t-shirt.. with some fresh new Valentine's themed ones dropping next week.

Just a few of days left to RSVP for the next meet of the @londevsfdc.bsky.social next weds 21st. We have fab talks lined up from 2 experts, + we'll here about all about translating Data 360 for devs, + branding your Org & CMS. RSVPS: trailblazercommunitygroups.com/e/m9atn5/

Join us on the 29th for our January meetup. Reg is open to in-person attendees who identify as women, and work in the Salesforce ecosystem - trailblazercommunitygroups.com/e/m4ut7w/ We're incredibly grateful to our host and sponsor for the night Computer Futures 🥳 #LonSFWiT #TrailblazerCommunity

🎶 💕 Roses are red, Could this be a clue, About new designs, And a competition coming to you? 💕 🎶 Yes indeed! With Valentine’s Day around the corner it’s time to start putting some love in the air, and on your backs. Read on for details on FREE shipping, and a great new competition. #valentines

Well I didn't have "fix a toilet flush mechanism" on my agenda for today... but I can add it and tick it off anyway. The joys of working from home.

Kemi Badenock is starting to make Liz Truss look like an absolute genius.

I spent yesterday freaking out about a sourdough loaf I was making as I'm trying some new things. This morning I freaked out as I'd not turned the over down after pre-heating it, then realised I didn't put the timer on... only to find out I hadn't even put the loaf in yet. The loaf turned out flat.

What sort of asshole nation would think such a thing?

I understand the pressures on the BBC, but Radio 4's coverage of the Minneapolis shooting is an example of "bad balance". It's all "the Trump regime says she was a terrorist, but Democrats say it was murder". The BBC has the footage. It doesn't have to treat truth and falsehood as equally valid.

Just throwing it out there - I'm a really decent #Salesforce Admin. I have 7 certs, I have 11 years of experience, references will praise me. I'll have my #BA in Business Information Systems by March. If someone (not in the US) wants to recruit me, I'm all ears.

I spent weeks watching hundreds of videos from Jan 6th to place them in time and space as part of a collaboration with Richard Engel, and I can categorically say this version of events is bullshit.

London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.

It’s so cold today I saw the postie wearing leggings with their shorts

Oh yeah, you're a real big Star Wars Fan! You probably don't even know that Yoda's family name is Lehiihoo…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp7S... It's the 2025 Ohana Slack Predictions Retro! In January 2025, a bunch of us on Ohana Slack made some predictions of what would happen in the Salesforce ecosystem throughout the year. Just how accurate were we? Watch and find out.

Anyone out there making podcasts, blogs, art, or other good things and fancy collaborating with Colchester Museums this year? We like history, creativity, and people who get excited about both. Let’s chat!

First day back at work... time to put my New Years resolution into practice. #newYearResolution #newYearNewMe

You gotta stop giving them money. You absolutely don’t need to do crosswords and wordles and shit

Can you just imagine where we'd be if only Ed Milliband could eat bacon sandwiches like a normal person.

I've already fallen right off my dry January attempt... and now I'm not only pissed off at the person that was the catalyst, but I'm also pissed off at myself.

2025 has been quite a year for #LonSFWiT, the 1st time in our 9 years we've held an event each and every month 🥳 Driven solely by demand, so thank you to our members, as well as the sponsors and speakers, who all combined to make this such a bumper year. #CGLYearinReview2025 💙 #TrailblazerCommunity

Time for the SpongeBob movie... Send thoughts and prayers.