Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

Happy Halloween #fcf

My two Bluesky accounts are "Horny" and "Depressed"

My back never really looks any bigger to me and I’ve no idea how to flex it, but I’m still glad for whatever I can get! Numbers go up! Also, my pink stringer and HOMO hat are cute and make me look very masc and straight to the shirtless hotties on their runs through the neighborhood now 💅🏻🙂‍↕️

Post you from a different era.

Edging myself and finally giving in. Going slow to savor every deep stroke until it becomes too much. You'll want the sound on for this one. Repost if you wish this was in your mouth instead.

I hope everyone else is as excited about Halloween as I am.

If you see this, post a bridge

Aah yes, the four genders

it's again that time of year when all of the Starbucks lids smell like pumpkin spice

I never don’t feel ridiculous doing this, and my hair is never *not* doing weird dances in all the fan wind, but here is me practicing not looking stupid flexing in my garage during a workout. #gayswholift

How the email finds me

#Foundation was pretty fucking wild tonight.

do you guys wanna see my star trek deep space 9 fan cast? too bad, here it is anyway!

We made it back to Vista Grande this year! Chillest desert resort ever.

Yesterdays Saturday afternoon workout lewk. Constantly grinding and never satisfied, but I’m not mad at what the lighting was doing here. 📸

no new pictures, where are you mentally?

you could say I’m pretty popular

The only reason I wasn't disappointed by "compare.hose.cam" is that I really like histograms too.

Basic Gym Flex featuring my now finished sleeve 💪

Take a few days ago, but it was nice out. Coffee, peaches, and (not shown) 400 birds making crazy bird noises nearby. ☀️ 🐦 ☕️ 🍑

“Get dope out yo vein and hope in yo brain cuz you ain’t never gonna get nowhere smokin the pipe” - Rev. James Salton, Up from the World Church, Memphis hometown icon

These pics are shit, I acknowledge, but I’m pretty happy with how I look from behind. Getting that low back > butt transition to look less blobby is SO hard, y’all, so I’m glad to see I’m making progress! :3

Keanu was not great in that movie but director and star Kenneth Branagh didn't need him to be great in that movie, he needed him to be hot and occasionally shirtless in that movie, and Keanu delivered on that brief and then some

The inner 12-year-old is having a fantastic day at work today.

me when i shitpost on bluesky:

Y’all got all these sexy places to be and I’m like “yay, workouts and video games and D&D and laundry!” 🥀

Drop some Bones!

Took these recently trying on one of my new @pandershirts.com thongs and only realized WAY too late that it was inside out for the picture. Lol. Anyway here ya go. Forever trying to lean out that lower body/flanks area 🫠 #gayhimbo #undies #gay

thirst traps and selfie-reuse🧵1/37

Reposting with a shirtless pic!

Happy hump day.

It's both something I have and something I know ;)

no that’s ok thanks.

The ones with the fucked up menus are guaranteed to be amazing.

EAB

“Recloseable Zipper” was a nice thought, I guess. 4.5/5

accurate representation of our real life sleeping arrangement

#fcf pull day flex. because… why not?

Ok chill??

Worst thing about w**d is remembering not to type my every thought into social media.

If they didn't want you to pour goldfish directly into your mouth, why did they give this package a pour spout?

More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge