That Thing You Dune

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Me and who? 🙈 Also how can I get this kind of back definition so I look this good while getting my insides rearranged from behind? 😤😩

I napped through my workout tonight and so just got Thai food, had some wine, and played games with friends. That was all delightful, but then I opened up the Skeets and was reminded of how flabs I am compared to all you V-strapped ab-festooned hotties! 😭

Ok yall can top, too, but we all gotta agree to share! 😤 🥵 😶‍🌫️

“2026 is the year of the horse” The horses:

It doesn’t matter how Internet Gay Old I get, conversations on apps that proceed as shown below are never NOT weird feeling to me 😶‍🌫️ Them: “Hey wyd” Me: “hiyooo! 👋🏻 working/playing a game. How about you?” Them: “cool cool. Not much here just naked in bed stroking haha” *record scratch* wat 🫠

Uhhhhh 👀 💦

Yall, being in Vegas has been fun with friends but jfc it makes me feel fat and looking at myself in a mirror makes me certain I’ve been just failing to stay where I thought I was staying and ~*no one*~ in my closest circles told me 😭

Yall I can’t with this boy waaaaaat 🥵 👅 🍆 😈

Plz to eat and fill and be eaten and filled plz 🤤 🥵 💦 🕳️

I say we gather up some nerds, stuff this boi at both ends, and then all have pizza and watch our favorite animated films. 🙂‍↕️

Someone help this poor boi and also invite me! 😤 🥵 👅 🤗

Tfw you realize you’ve been miscalculating the weight in the bar bc you suck at using 55# bumpers even after all this time and realize it’s time to do the work *for real this time* 🤡 🫠 Oh well. Still moving well, so it just means it was time to move up anyway! 💪🏻 🍑

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@sluttyside.bsky.social we don’t have tulips but I feel like we need one of these when we get the patio fixed up 😍 🙂‍↕️

If you see this, post a character that starts with B.

This tattoo is going to be so rad, but all the recent interruptions to workouts despite my best efforts combined with just existing on here with all you BlueSky gays makes me feel bleh. 🥺

Symbol of Akatosh as a tramp stamp starter or nah? 🤔

Ok don’t cancel me plz but the impulse that apparently a lot of gays have to strip naked in airplane bathrooms feels wholly foreign to me. Is that just a “Once you’re hot enough…” rite of passage kinda thing or 😶‍🌫️

Am I rocking a pink stringer, black booty shorts, and a denim “HOMO” backwards ball cap blasting Dua Lipa and Todrick Hall while repping shit out in the garage gym? Maaaaybe 😇 🌈 ✨💪🏻

I was good and had exactly 2 chikem wangs at the BWW by my office with coworkers. Also chips and salsa. And queso. And a bit of guacamole. And 2 margs. And 2x Dos Equis. BUT STILL ONLY 2 WINGS YALL I WAS SO STRONG PLZ CAN I HAVE ABS NOW ??? 😭😭

Yassssss :3

Between our dumpster fire national politics and all these Skeets reminding me how far from body goals I am, BlueSky has been stressful lately. 🔥😩🔥

Um can I PLEASE have a piece of this twink 🥵 🍆 😈

Twinky Good Boy undergoing Himbogenesis yes plz 🥵 👅

I've already managed to have sex with 3 of the total 6 characters introduced in the game so far; some out of self-defense, one because I dunno ~*magic*~ 💅🏻😇

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Y helo thur 😊🥵😈

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

Side pec?? In _this_ economy? :O Holiday times are basically over. Routine interruptions are so 2025. Time to see what gainz and shredz I can make before pool season hits! 👏 😎 #gayswholift #gamersLiftToo

THIS nerd 😤 🥵 😍 🔥 (Also Happy Friday!)

Everyone here with hot bodies and big dicks and big sexy V lines and cute butts and fun jokes and personalities and shared interests and underwear deals and OF careers and full travel itineraries plz stop being all that OR, if I may hazard an alternative, give me your secretssssssssss 😩

~*Two*~ tattoo projects in January?? Yes plz 🤩. One will continue work on my rear thigh, one will be a new original piece (location TBD but probably back, hip, or chest). 👏

Signing back onto here with all you hotties after 2ish weeks of not working out was NOT the play. 🥺 🐋 🥀 BUT a new 4 week cycle starts tomorrow! >:3

Ummmmmm yes please :X

Sunday Funday 🖤😈

This gives me dirty ideas about where I might need to put some tattoos. 🤩 🥵

Ooo always been a sucker for the chain body harnesses. :3

This is my third day of long days and missed workouts. All you hotties out here hottying with your poles and holes and abs and swoles and I’m just like blehhhhhhh 🥔 🥀 🐋 😪

Some of yall have been highlighting your butt-to-waist ratios lately and I feel attacked. 🥺 *cries in old man pudge* 😭

I never feel sexy enough for nudes these days, so here’s me practicing my himbo vibe with another recent garage gym flex selfie 💪🏻 🤷‍♂️

Some people's asses look unfairly good at this angle and I both hate it and also want to bury my face in it 🥵😳

I am SUCH a sucker for this dude’s art style.It’s so cool looking to me! 🤩

ffffuuuuuuu 🥵 Gimmeeeeeeee 👏🏻👅

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