Yassssss :3

Between our dumpster fire national politics and all these Skeets reminding me how far from body goals I am, BlueSky has been stressful lately. 🔥😩🔥

Um can I PLEASE have a piece of this twink 🥵 🍆 😈

Twinky Good Boy undergoing Himbogenesis yes plz 🥵 👅

I've already managed to have sex with 3 of the total 6 characters introduced in the game so far; some out of self-defense, one because I dunno ~*magic*~ 💅🏻😇

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Y helo thur 😊🥵😈

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

Side pec?? In _this_ economy? :O Holiday times are basically over. Routine interruptions are so 2025. Time to see what gainz and shredz I can make before pool season hits! 👏 😎 #gayswholift #gamersLiftToo

THIS nerd 😤 🥵 😍 🔥 (Also Happy Friday!)

Everyone here with hot bodies and big dicks and big sexy V lines and cute butts and fun jokes and personalities and shared interests and underwear deals and OF careers and full travel itineraries plz stop being all that OR, if I may hazard an alternative, give me your secretssssssssss 😩

~*Two*~ tattoo projects in January?? Yes plz 🤩. One will continue work on my rear thigh, one will be a new original piece (location TBD but probably back, hip, or chest). 👏

Signing back onto here with all you hotties after 2ish weeks of not working out was NOT the play. 🥺 🐋 🥀 BUT a new 4 week cycle starts tomorrow! >:3

Ummmmmm yes please :X

Sunday Funday 🖤😈

This gives me dirty ideas about where I might need to put some tattoos. 🤩 🥵

Ooo always been a sucker for the chain body harnesses. :3

This is my third day of long days and missed workouts. All you hotties out here hottying with your poles and holes and abs and swoles and I’m just like blehhhhhhh 🥔 🥀 🐋 😪

Some of yall have been highlighting your butt-to-waist ratios lately and I feel attacked. 🥺 *cries in old man pudge* 😭

I never feel sexy enough for nudes these days, so here’s me practicing my himbo vibe with another recent garage gym flex selfie 💪🏻 🤷‍♂️

Some people's asses look unfairly good at this angle and I both hate it and also want to bury my face in it 🥵😳

I am SUCH a sucker for this dude’s art style.It’s so cool looking to me! 🤩

ffffuuuuuuu 🥵 Gimmeeeeeeee 👏🏻👅

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A movie you’ve seen more than seven times as a GIF

Hello! Time to let you all know i have started a patreon! If you like what i do and want to see more now there's more! The link will be down below alongside all my other socials! ❤️ twitter.com/Chris_SDD tumblr.com/schrissdd ko-fi.com/chris_sdd patreon.com/chrissdd

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PSA: if you are doing gear and enjoying the results, that’s great! If you wish to be an enhanced lifter and/or leverage pharmacological science to help get to your goals, do it! I only ask two things: 1.) engage your PCP and be safe about it, 2.) be fucking honest about it in your sharing.

It’s a makeup workout day combining some much overdue deficit deadlifting and the full Saturday upper body program. Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻

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Ohi :3 🥵

Pre-Halloween party hosting anxiety letsgooooooo! 😩 🎉 😭

Woof 🥵 but also lol 😂

Ohay hotties! 🤩

Ok you gays: what should I wear that’s cute to a Halsey concert next week? I have been invited to go with a friend who couldn’t find a date, and I want to feel cute, buuuut I am not super practiced at dressing cute for concerts. 😬 Ideas appreciated! ✍🏻 🧐

I’d gladly swap either role here (or both). 🙈

This Thursday 8–10pm at The Dallas Eagle: Drink & Draw goes “Locktoberween” with spooky‑season poses, queer joy, and body‑positive vibes in a bar‑friendly figure drawing night.

My back never really looks any bigger to me and I’ve no idea how to flex it, but I’m still glad for whatever I can get! Numbers go up! Also, my pink stringer and HOMO hat are cute and make me look very masc and straight to the shirtless hotties on their runs through the neighborhood now 💅🏻🙂‍↕️

I’d still end up hovering at the snack table (that I assume orgies have?) failing to notice someone trying to flirt with me as I drone on about the latest video game DLC between sticking whole crackers nervously into my mouth. 🥲

Lawdy sweet jesus that body! 😍 🥵. Body goals, but also A+/10 would smash/let smash! 🙈

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Ooooomigosh @sluttyside.bsky.social 👀

I cannot say “yes plz” with enough emphasis in this medium. 🥵

Visiting LA for a perfectly wholesome friend’s birthday gathering + scrolling through here when everyone goes to bed makes me feel flabby and uninteresting. But then I just clean the kitchen when no one asked me to and finish off the wine by myself and doom scroll a bit and wow what am I doing 🫠

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Because I’m so masc and hetero, I spent some time this morning out in the garage gym cleaning and oiling barbells, lubricating the rails on my functional trainer, and generally doing super manly hetero masc stuff involving 3-in-1 oil and way too much spray silicone. 🧑‍🌾 💪 🧽