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PSA: if you are doing gear and enjoying the results, that’s great! If you wish to be an enhanced lifter and/or leverage pharmacological science to help get to your goals, do it! I only ask two things: 1.) engage your PCP and be safe about it, 2.) be fucking honest about it in your sharing.

It’s a makeup workout day combining some much overdue deficit deadlifting and the full Saturday upper body program. Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻

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Ohi :3 🥵

Pre-Halloween party hosting anxiety letsgooooooo! 😩 🎉 😭

Woof 🥵 but also lol 😂

Ohay hotties! 🤩

Ok you gays: what should I wear that’s cute to a Halsey concert next week? I have been invited to go with a friend who couldn’t find a date, and I want to feel cute, buuuut I am not super practiced at dressing cute for concerts. 😬 Ideas appreciated! ✍🏻 🧐

I’d gladly swap either role here (or both). 🙈

This Thursday 8–10pm at The Dallas Eagle: Drink & Draw goes “Locktoberween” with spooky‑season poses, queer joy, and body‑positive vibes in a bar‑friendly figure drawing night.

My back never really looks any bigger to me and I’ve no idea how to flex it, but I’m still glad for whatever I can get! Numbers go up! Also, my pink stringer and HOMO hat are cute and make me look very masc and straight to the shirtless hotties on their runs through the neighborhood now 💅🏻🙂‍↕️

I’d still end up hovering at the snack table (that I assume orgies have?) failing to notice someone trying to flirt with me as I drone on about the latest video game DLC between sticking whole crackers nervously into my mouth. 🥲

Lawdy sweet jesus that body! 😍 🥵. Body goals, but also A+/10 would smash/let smash! 🙈

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Ooooomigosh @sluttyside.bsky.social 👀

I cannot say “yes plz” with enough emphasis in this medium. 🥵

Visiting LA for a perfectly wholesome friend’s birthday gathering + scrolling through here when everyone goes to bed makes me feel flabby and uninteresting. But then I just clean the kitchen when no one asked me to and finish off the wine by myself and doom scroll a bit and wow what am I doing 🫠

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Because I’m so masc and hetero, I spent some time this morning out in the garage gym cleaning and oiling barbells, lubricating the rails on my functional trainer, and generally doing super manly hetero masc stuff involving 3-in-1 oil and way too much spray silicone. 🧑‍🌾 💪 🧽

I never don’t feel ridiculous doing this, and my hair is never *not* doing weird dances in all the fan wind, but here is me practicing not looking stupid flexing in my garage during a workout. #gayswholift

Oooo that color choice and the dynamism in this is *sharp* 😍

Oooooooo!! 🤩

Ok you #gayswholift, real talk for a second: make sure y’all are doing good reps for your workout movements. Loading up max weight and then moving the bar/machine a couple inches and calling it a rep isn’t anything except risky and hugely ineffective! Slow negative, big stretch, stay tight. #PSA 💪🏼

Yesterdays Saturday afternoon workout lewk. Constantly grinding and never satisfied, but I’m not mad at what the lighting was doing here. 📸

I definitely didn’t diet like I’d planned to going into this #PalmSprings trip, so I’m feeling kinda bleh about it if I think about it too long. 🐋 I suspect once I’m there, though, naked by a pool with bubbly drinks and Silksong on Stream Deck, everything with be juuuuust fine! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

No YOU spent most of the day hungover and are now working out in a 93F garage against all your better reason in the pursuit of vanity! 🫠 The Gainz Train haven’t brakes, folks — let’s goooo! 💪🏼 🤓 💪🏼 #gayswholift #gay

I dunno how people get away with tearing open underwear as part of sex [as portrayed in some ~*content*~]. I feel like I’d be mad if some dude tore open my undies instead of just removing them like a normal person, but I guess that’s part of the fantasy? 🤷‍♂️ 1 more reason for jockstraps ! 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️

Just turned 42. I don’t have the body fat % I want, but otherwise I’m not doing too badly for being a 40-something, I don’t think! 👴🏻 😎

Tops with great looking asses while they fuck someone = 🔥 👩‍🍳 💋 🥵

Take a few days ago, but it was nice out. Coffee, peaches, and (not shown) 400 birds making crazy bird noises nearby. ☀️ 🐦 ☕️ 🍑

“Get dope out yo vein and hope in yo brain cuz you ain’t never gonna get nowhere smokin the pipe” - Rev. James Salton, Up from the World Church, Memphis hometown icon

Same tbh 🥵

I neeeeeeeed this dick inside meeeee😩 😈 🕳️

Welcome to Gainzville, USA, also known colloquially as Lord-Jesus-what-is-my-hair-doing-ington. Anyway here’s a dumb garage gym flexy pic. It was upper body day, Day 1 of Week 4 of this 6 week cycle. I am bad at whatever super flexing y’all doing, though, so don’t judge 💪🏼 🤓 💪🏼

These pics are shit, I acknowledge, but I’m pretty happy with how I look from behind. Getting that low back > butt transition to look less blobby is SO hard, y’all, so I’m glad to see I’m making progress! :3

Y’all got all these sexy places to be and I’m like “yay, workouts and video games and D&D and laundry!” 🥀

Took these recently trying on one of my new @pandershirts.com thongs and only realized WAY too late that it was inside out for the picture. Lol. Anyway here ya go. Forever trying to lean out that lower body/flanks area 🫠 #gayhimbo #undies #gay

Reposting with a shirtless pic!

I would embarrass myself dearly for this kind of lower back/butt definition. 🥵🔥🥀

Only 2 weeks until our next nude art salon! Ready to experience queer art, connection, and creative freedom up close? #countdown #queerart #nudeart #lgbtq #artistsoninstagram #creativeexpression #queerartist buff.ly/QpFFV26

I got a follow from an account whose name made no sense to me. Checked them out, saw a lot of pictures of syringes and references to “slamming,” asked Kagi what that meant in the context of syringes, and blocked the account.Y’all… if you are injecting things during sex, get help. Srsly. 🫂