🥷🏻“Yo, we got chicken nuggs.”
Me, hesitating before jumping into the unmarked van:
“You got the dipping sauces too?”
🥷🏻“…uh sure, yeah”
“Honey mustard or Dijon?”
🥷🏻”Dude we have it all just get in the goddamn car.”
“But I need to know the sauce to nugget ratio-“
🥷🏻”NEVERMIND YOURE NOT WORTH THIS”
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago