Happy tummy tues, blue sky ☀️

Building the arms bigger every day to hold the hubby tighter

Cause // Effect (This angle is straight up cheating but I love it)

Happy tumsday everyone!

Fun times at China Lights Festival in Milwaukee with the hubs. 🏮 🌟

Empty gym last night so I took some more fun pics 😛

Thanks for all the ❤️, guys! I know you all love the thirst, but I hope you will also stay for my inane thoughts and drawings 😘 I

Thicc Thursday ft. Belly & the Tats

Watching the latest Kurzgesagt video and wasn’t expecting being called out like this

Saturday morning and I’ve no desire to get out of bed. What to do…?

A humble Tumsday Tribute 🐻

I heard good boys get treats??? 🐶

Basic Gym Flex featuring my now finished sleeve 💪

That’s all. 💅

Hey guys, just wanted to say my husband and I’s book is open for preorder NOW.🎉 It’s only $5 for an ebook or you can treat yourself and get this GORGEOUS hardcover. If y’all could share and help this book get seen it’d mean the world to us. It’s a sci-fi fantasy epic you’ll love! 📕 a.co/d/bN2sx9E

Driving through Wisconsin to visit family. Couldn’t skip Paul Bunyan!

Before / After Mini Golf

Let’s skip Monday and snuggle.

Fun fact about me: I am blessed with being neither a morning bird or night owl I am a flightless sleepy possum Excuse me while I go nap 💤

Finished logo for Zummo Books, LLC! I drew SO MANY VERSIONS whew I never wanna draw a book again Cannot wait to have a book I helped make on Amazon soon 📕 🙌

Thirst & Thoughts Growing up, I hated my body because society made me feel not being in the cookie-cutter standard wasn’t just bad, but a personal failing I’ve been a lil’ otter, a gym bunny calorie counter, and now a bear. All 3 are valid but now I’m choosing my body type based on what I want 🐻❤️

Pump after yesterday. 💪 Also, husband took a photo of me randomly during mini golf and got a better back shot than I’ve ever gotten 😝

Doing my hardest workout today and I forgot my headphones 😭 Kill me now 💀 Gym Owners: have a shitty vending machine with $5 earbuds. You can charge $20 for them I don’t care You’ll make so much money fr fr

Idk how to pose legs but they were looking thick af after my leg day sesh 🦵

We just got our proof copy of my husband’s new book, which I designed the cover for! Self publishing for now, I truly love his writing though and hope an agent takes a chance on him 🤞🏻

Happy DK Bananza Day everyone! He’s my blueprint 💪 🐽 Art by @riisago.bsky.social

Ok for real guys. Are these shorts too small or are we still in the sweet spot territory? 🩳 Also tummy Tuesday 😛

Got a little more of my sleeve done last weekend. It’s so close to being done, but I love it already 🥰

Debating going back to mustache & scruff, but I also love the super full beard look. Why do I always want the opposite of what I have 😭

Confession: I love big guys but when they post shit like "Can barely fit in frame 💪🐽", I cannot help but be like "Thats not how cameras work 😭"

The last thing I want to do right now is celebrate my country, but in the spirit of the holiday, I will consider it a celebration of rebellion against a tyrannical government. Perfect wrath month vibes 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔥

I’m more of a bear now, but I’ve learned to love lil’ otter Matt. I only wish I loved him more during instead of after.

Different day, same bullshit 😜

Happy Pride :)

Tummy Tuesday Tribute 💪 🐽

Petey is (mostly) done!! Switch 2’s HD camera now has the the piranha plant it deserves. Mouth needs to open like 5 degrees larger but it works great! Will post the files online later once I polish a bit more.

Still keeping at it, becoming the meatball I wanna see in the world 💪 🐽

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

Ever have one of those moments where you’re just like wtf everyone here is too damn hot I should show restraint but I already liked 20 posts and followed 🤷🏻‍♂️

When your pups are groomed, you gotta wear the right attire 😜

Completely lucked out and the very last Switch 2 at a random mall GameStop about 20 miles out. I was at UE Fest during launch so I was worried I was SOL. Sometimes things work out!

Up in Orlando for the Unreal Fest convention! If you're around, say hi!

Chest shots on leg day? Groundbreaking

My dog inside the house 🏡 My dog outside the house 🤣

Progress is slow but steady, I’m a deeply impatient person but learning to appreciate the little changes like the little delt popping 💪

I just saw "Bring Her Back" last night during my theater's mystery movie event and HOLY SHIT it's so visceral and fucked up watching it. I recommend going in with as little info as possible but even watching it through my fingers at some points its an easy 10/10. Horror movie fans will love it. ❤

Ok I love board games but we need to talk about the ever increasing size of these things This is a big ass table and we can barely have some games fit nicely on it MAKE GAMES SMALLER NOT EVERYONE HAS A LAST SUPPER TABLE

Petey the Piranha is growing well 🌱 Resin printers are truly amazing I hope it can fit the Switch 2 cam inside it but we shall seeeeee~

Made fresh bagels and omfg they’re so goooood 🥯 Admittedly a little time consuming but worth the effort!

Had to admit I outgrew my favorite T-Shirt, so bittersweet 🥲 🙃