we drowning in the frutiger aero water splash tonight

i think being sprayed down by one of those soda water hoses at a bar would fix me permanently

who will inherit the pope's copy of undertale

am i on a follow list or something hello new followers who arent bots i havent posted in like a year 💀

[ #oc ] caged wish

no... i dont think i will

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just took my adderall with a spoonful of unsweetened apple sauce. I feel like I just tricked my dog into taking medicine

I literally just deleted 12 replies of me posting only stock photos of growling wolves

to the internet friends who have joined and followed me now that bluesky is public... i am sorry if you look through my post history i cleaned it up mostly but you can clear a mess and still have the smell in the air 😭

follow them immediately or ELSE‼️‼️

Hi I'm Allee! Hobbyist artist with a lot of OC brainrot and fan of cute and creepy things. Thank you for taking a look!

diminishing marginal returns (in post quality)

vyvanse allows me to complete my homework 5 minutes before the deadline instead of 1 minute before the deadline, the wonders of modern medicine

same amount of strenuous effort

im like Sisyphus if he had a really teeny tiny boulder

the "what's your roman empire" question is overused. Start asking "what's your lab rat study cocaine button"

a story in 4 parts 😌

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s regulate emotion through the sodium channel

asbestos and mold flavored bean boozled

explaining ship of theseus to an american: imagine a burger

just realized that bc my sister is on here she can see every time i steal a joke from her. embarrassing but i will continue to do it

no one goes to the bathroom in oppenheimer, in 3 hours not one person is ever pissing or shitting. completely ruined my immersion

I have Posts in my heart - my posts are but a window into my soul. When I say things like "DAMN That pussy got balls!" it comes from the heart, and I stand by it enough to have my face next to it

imagine it harder. HARDER!

imagine a hamburger

watched the entire show. where the fuck was that talking pickle

as a fly i bet it feels so good to contaminate a piece of fruit and die

“you better not be joyous and full of whimsy and glee when i get home” my stupid ass:

welcome to threads

i will only go on threads if they integrate family guy clips and random mobile game gameplay onto the top and bottom portions of the screens

(getting to the part of oppenheimer where he regrets making the bomb) oh great they made oppenheimer woke

genuinely i think id die on the spot if i saw oli london irl. no fight or flight, just instant death

maintaining a good digital footprint solely because if i ever get a video essay done about me i dont want the youtuber's talking sprite to go from hands on hips to arms crossed in disapproval

when you think about it the starbucks olive oil coffee is orwellian

i don't contain multitudes, i contain one bad tude

remember what they took from us. this is illegal now

gonna become one of those Trad posters but about the cambrian explosion. Retvrn to the primordial ooze

manifested this into reality

we are so back @pukicho.bsky.social

explaining ship of theseus to an american: imagine a burger

posting this in reply to bait from now on