What's happening in America is that, in the most literal sense, internet trolls have taken over the government.

You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too

the rights of people who are disabled are a concern for EVERYONE. you are much closer to potentially needing protection from the ADA than you will ever be to amassing the same level of wealth as elon musk.

I care about disabled people having accessible spaces. I don’t know any disabled people. I care about veterans with PTSD being able to get mental health care. I don’t know any veterans. I don’t have to be personally affected to care. in another timeline, that could have easily been ME.

They say before you embark on revenge to dig two graves. That's in case you get Super Revenge, where you kill a guy and get his buddy too

This is so goddamn funny

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

i bet this feels so good if you're a deck of cards

i want to ask elizabeth warren if she’s seen this image

this reply is so perfectly fucking stupid it belongs in a museum

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

Just in case you were wondering! Lock in!

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you’re in her dms, I have a reoccurring appointment on her outlook calendar. we are not the same

I’m so rich (3 bluesky invite codes)

sometimes oatmeal is okay and other times it will send you right over the edge

my mom: you need to tell your dad that he needs therapy the girl ringing up our frozen yogurt: um do you have a yogurtland rewards number

hmm

you’re suicidal? eat a ham and cheese croissant. then check in with me

watched the entire show. where the fuck was that talking pickle

Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.

bios millennial: “dog lover, film watcher, mother of 3. feminist. I write sometimes (link to substack about marvel movies not passing the bechdel test)” gen z: “19 | she/they | don’t test me i’ll fuck ur mom 🍄🏳️‍⚧️🍃✨🌸🌈🦋” alpha: M͊̋̅҉̝̱Ṷ̮͇̣͙̼͛̔͒ͧ͡M̩͉͔̫͆̎̏͡ ̸̦̟̳͔͎͚̓̓̐̋D̠̭̠̒̎̉͝Ȁ̞̥̪̙̝̮̫͂̾̄͟D͖̥͈̿ͪ̍͠ ̧̮̯̩̜͆B̘̹̭̜͍̂ͤ̒̾͜Ì̫̦̳̘͉̬͟Ṇ̹̜̰͇̺̠̅̈́̕ͅGͫ͑͌҉̦̫̼͕̮̭Ô̞̟͝ ̞͇̰͇̣̀͒͝Ḅ̗̮̘̹̗̥̒̂̓̀ͅL̩̬̤̪̫͈̊̃͞Ű̧̟͇̲̖̬̝͎ͩͧͅE̝̼͇̲͙͗̕Ÿ̸̥̥͕̥̽̓̔

me and my sib trying to figure out the jest that will get the most laughs out of the lgbtqs for this damn sky app

oooo you wanna jest so bad oooo you wanna chuckle heartily with your pals

moving forward i’ll only be introducing myself and sibling using our blue sky pseudonyms ex: “it is I, clover, and my baby brother pypo(!)” (finishing the sentence with higher inflection so as to verbally communicate the “!”)

just joined the super hot and sexy club (got my first tattoo)

looking for a she/they baddie heard this is the place to be

if you’re nt and want to know what having anxiety is like go play overcooked with acquaintances

coworker explains to me that threads will prevail bc “ig stories killed snapchat” “no,” I reply, “jojo siwa killed snapchat” no laughs :/

coworker asked for my tumblr and I had to mime putting a gun to my noggin to make it clear what I’d do first

just found out that I’ve been unknowingly providing my little brother with silly words for his bluesky posts. those hahas were mine to earn. kinda orwellian when u think about it