Larry, Shemp, Moe and who could forget? It's Goku, of course!!

Sighing heavily as the cat comes walking over with another terminally wounded miniature version of me in his mouth

Ooooh is your internet broken. Did someone's immaterial web of financial speculation and surveillance turn out to have a failure point in material infrastructure

Lieutenant Surge has a BO problem and he doesn't shower. Plus, he only eats military rations and "cowboy beans," so his whole gym stinks an oily stink! Join me in signing this petition to throw his ass into the water right by the SS Anne

I hate to be annoying but I still need some help

if you don't need a commision, and instead would like to keep me alive for absolutely no reason, my ko-fi is here o/

Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee

Knights of the Old Republic II: Toe-Sucking Lords

sometimes people say “you’re reading this movie all wrong. it’s not supposed to be a horror, it’s supposed to be a b movie”. so i watched it as a b movie. it’s not good

Just came home from my first post—COVID gym trip to this lovely beast. It’s SO lovely, what an object!!

I dont think they should have rules for ghosts. I think that's FUCKING bullshit!!!

Went and saw the Chainsaw Man movie. Extremely unsubtle about its many themes (positive). Reminded me of my affections for Chainsaw Man and how I should get caught up on Part 2. I still rankle against a lot of the Mappa house style though.

Emergency commissions! I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art! #Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI

Yeah, sorry I dont hang out much anymore. It's just that if I'm out of the house for more than 10 minutes, I can't stop worrying that the werewolf has escaped containment and I have to go home and check

Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer

Might spend the next couple years getting really into decoctions

Ballistic: Narf vs Scrunt

A contract I'd been counting on for work over the winter fell through due to funding. I'm in urgent need of commission work. I'm also available for short term or long term projects as a 2D artist/spine2d animator. ko-fi.com/thedicegoddess thedicegoddess.com

The name's Richard Kane, but you can call me R. Kane. Dick Cane if you're curious what I like in the bedroom

My penis hurts

ALERT! ALERT! We're in the last days of being able to preorder my book EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED: ON ASSASSIN'S CREED, which is a book about the Assassin's Creed franchise and how games reflect and impact the real world! Click this link and use the code MN93450 for 30% off! z.umn.edu/14943

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Forgot how to relax at some point recently. I need a good day of calm restoration, but none of my usual methods are working lately

They're saying I'm "getting my steps in"

Me when I am not running at least 1 game per week

I really miss making an actual play podcast

Guy who's aggressively insistent about anal douching for a bunch of unrelated circumstances (going to the dentist, mom's retirement party, military funerals, etc)

My TTRPG comedy light novel is 55% funded. Check this out though: we are AU$699 from 69% funded

The famous Eminem song "Rat Cock"

Birthday in two days... when it happens you gotta be nice to me

Things I google while prepping to run a game: -Cool haircut for monks and abbots -fashionable monks cut -trending hairstyles Convent/Abbey -scary hair for a monk -fuckass haircut for monk minus tonsure

- Listen to Anime Sickos - LISTEN TO OUR FIRST PODCAST PLUG

New Mexico is overriding the federal government on the topic of COVID19 vaccines to ensure their residents can access them. States hold a tremendous amount of public health power. They should use it.

I guested on the Anime Sickos recently, where we talked about how Frieren is pretty good when it does its one cool trick and is pretty bad at most other times. More importantly, I insist that you should watch Twelve Kingdoms animesickos.com/episode/230-...

Turn A Gundam is so fucking good

these are the five types of elemental damage

The real difference between the Autobots and the Decepticons is that Autobots cum out pure, boiling hot motor oil and Decepticons bust out fat loads of enormous human cum

Extremely, overwhelmingly, funny to use D&D2024 instead of Daggerheart.

Any recommendations for TTRPG from the last 5 years or so that are moderately-to-intensely rules heavy, eyed toward long-term play, and uh... good? Wanting to look at more games and the newest thing Ive looked at is Fabula Ultima (fantastic)

Basing my next character on PKJ's verses on Window Frame Cypher part 2

Any recommendations for TTRPG from the last 5 years or so that are moderately-to-intensely rules heavy, eyed toward long-term play, and uh... good? Wanting to look at more games and the newest thing Ive looked at is Fabula Ultima (fantastic)

FEMA funding is cut or frozen for much of the united states with our government committed to further destroying any safety net for those most vulnerable. Disaster seasons is coming and @distributeaid.org wants to make communities ready. itch.io/b/3228/the-d...

Replaying Lies of P as Her

Finished Final Fantasy X-2 this morning. What a beautiful game about moving on and finding the way forward past personal and collective loss. Glad I knew how the endings shook out ahead of time so I didnt accidentally end up with an ending that undercut those themes because I did too much

Hey, what the fuck is going on over there, Polygon? Are you guys sick?

Went to a game store yesterday that I used to frequent before the pandemic. Their RPG section had shrunk to two little wire racks and the most "indie" stuff on display was the new edition of Shadowrun and Kids on Bikes. Made me very sad

Been feeling a bit more confident about taking photos of myself again lately, even though I haven't shaved and really need a haircut lmao. Anyway, a beautiful morning.

The biggest downside of deleting my profile on The Bad Website is that I can't occasionally retweet this @monkipi.bsky.social tweet from 2019. Anthropologists say the meaning has been lost to time.

Al Swearengen and his damnable nest of Puff Puff Ladies