besides that's a perfectly fine thing for a knight to call someone

i am not undergoing "maidification" it's just a habit of echolalia that causes me to refer to everyone around me as miss

If anyone can pull off "dumb horny self indulgence" /and/ "this is what it means to be human" simulataneously, it's you

Dark souls should have an over easy mode. It should have sunny side up mode. Egg

I'm still seeing people crashing into walls in Crossworlds, so please take to this PSA you can use the next time one of your friends flies off that one turn in Chao Park or something

(Struggling into my pants) Foxes are evolving to be smaller? Are you *sure* they've fact-checked this?

Some times I wake up from a few hours nap and I'm ready to just lunge at any bulliable girl in range like a kind of well rested predator

*drawing a diagram to illustrate the concept* so the guard is sitting on the throne, and the princess is sitting on the guard's lap. you understand?

(radiant hero voice) I'm literally so nice you know

Many oomfs would fold

the next part of SHOWHOUND will be up on Patreon later :)

under communism they'll be ourgraines

anyone who doesn't get migraines is my enemy

咲夜さん

finishing a girl, not in the sense of like, getting her off, or killing her. but in the sense that she's clearly a half chiseled block of marble, and you have every right to go in and mold the rest of it to your liking

borthday/wedding/passed my immigration language exam gift: LEGO TRUCK

The princess is so nice to me and keeps remarking about the incredible softness of my thighs and how I'm such a delightful pillow and punching bag...

The King from Zelda CD-i:

Girlkaiju. Girl who's a kaiju. She's wrestling a dragon with her bare hands. She's winning

Most pathetic sobbing mess to ever wear leather: i'm with hound shirt Most feral woman to ever wear greasy overalls and a muzzle, gripping the other's hair: it's with Handler shirt

have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you

Well don't I feel stupid

i need "follow your pussy. dont get caught?" on a tshirt. or maybe as an embroidered patch on a leather jacket

i made a helpful reference

not true

riamu reposts! I know its not friday but I'll forget by friday

received some FANTASTIC gift art from @backslash-phi.bsky.social!! fat foxgirl fall is truly here...

Chubby Makima

I can't believe a man has an issue and we have to ban a woman about it

this is as much effort as she's willing to put on it

I'm like if a girl was fake

Someone on twitter said that people shouldn't draw fat Teto

From the newly released Epstein docs submitted to congress "Elon musk to island Dec. 6"

she needs everyone to know shes drawing handler's dick while crying watching rick and morty this is how genius is made

Migraine :Ta

tummy ache from swallowing too much of my own venom

Taking my thigh highs off and the pattern of the fabric is imprinted on the entirety of my legs like I've been wrapped up by serpents the whole day

Senseless feral mechanical violence. #warhound #mechsploitation

you can pet my tail scales if you stop trying to escape the tower