KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Hello folks, unfortunately I need your help! I have to make rent and I'm behind 150 or so bucks. Fortunately I have comms open, so if anyone is interested, now's the time!

i want to make adoptables and sell them but i dont think i can make a profit for the time i put into it lol

friend was talking to me about pynchon and she added the phrase "you may never touch the master, but you can tickle his creatures" to my memory banks. havent read gravitys rainbow but im just thinking about tickling creatures, like raccoons or some shit

FLIPMODE

None of these guys should have a pissless cup of coffee ever again

恥ずかしOC

im feeling the overstimulation this morning

"Here you are, general!" "Soldier, why did you bring me a couple of rats?" "You told me to bring you two shrews, sir!" "...I said 'to shreds', not 'two shrews'." "...I don't think the shrews would appreciate that, sir."

The first picture is a moth :)

Look at every videogame as an opportunity to suffer

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

Help! HELP!!! The bots have all gone crazy! HELP!!!

fun how jk rowling going full scorched earth attack at emma watson was triggered not by watson attacking her, but by her giving some feeble wishy-washy statement about still loving her despite their disagreements

David Cross folks.

i need more episodes of city..................

If you lose a posting argument you should be forced to dogeza with your computer neatly disassembled next to you

porn parody of charlottes web where charlotte writes 🕸️SOME HOG🕸️ in web above a sleeping man and he gets sucked OFF by everyone whos curious to see this noteworthy hog

My gf needs about $300 to make rent and bills this month, any assistance is greatly appreciated <3

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flaming moe's

remember going to Walmart and the cashier would suck you off right at the register

While going through text messages from Kaleb—insert an image of Charlie Brown saying “sigh” here—I found this, from about a year ago. The point he was making applies to all of us.

Love her too as well. Just so you know

Behold, Uni’s strongest punch!

u ever look at a character youre making and go "fuuuuck i made them too cool"

Coates says Black Americans have stories about relatives who were lynched or had to flee and that a life free of political violence is not in reach in his time Klein: "Sometimes I think that having a historical scope that wide can make the present too deterministic." They lynched a kid last week.

people (NL) on streams be saying anything. "luke skywalker got pussy" no he didnt. shut up. hes gay

Urban wildlife of south east London

I had a judge presiding over one of my cases ask me if I had been a defendant in one of his cases because he recognized me. I was like nope. I'm counsel. I was dressed impeccably in a vintage Calvin Klein suit that I'd paid way too much money for. It happened in 2005ish and I still think about it.

💭Sam Elliot at the Justified Yaoi Wall

tbh im not sure how here i am for a game like tchia, with a real big open world and stuff and a ton of waypoints, but it being based on new caledonia means its got peak in it

I think chat might be onto something

lookin good today, boys

ngl i think not paying attention to vtubers so much anymore has done pretty good things for my overall well being

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gilded gnome

my dad is watching some happy gilmore sequel adam sandler did recently and this movie looks so fucking bad, its soooo fucking cheap

i want to clarify something just bc i feel like it, exploits are fair game, 100%. if someone unintentionally put in a loop where i could make infinite money or totally cheese a fight, i'll do that and i would never shame anyone who does

Sub-space girl #イラスト #oc

What a Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday it is!!

im gonna turn into a gamer and im gonna start going over gamer talking points if i see one more person be like "you should just cheat if youre not having a good time" re: old games

Nature is healing