when do the lies stop?

People in Australia are really crazy about schnitzels. Schnitzels everywhere. They just can’t enough of them

lesbian sex, or as i like to call it, the double clit experiment

no horses at the met gala... who even cares then

(Points at neovag) this is my hole it was made for me

a dark day for ska

Australia is terrifying

I know the twin peaks theme is “good” and all but if I made that on garage band I’d be like “huh, neat” then never show anyone, yknow

get you a girl who: ✅ is in your area ✅ knows the first three numbers ✅ teaches bitches how to swim

Why does “Elon Musk” sound like a background character in Echo

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

when i feel ok about myself that’s delusion. when i feel bad about myself that’s a clear-eyed assessment of reality. this is a sensible way to live

Seeing a lot of discourse about transphobia on my TL so feel like I need to say something: it's only transphobia if it's from the Transphobia region of England*, otherwise it's just sparkling bigotry * the Transphobia region of England covers all of England

I wish they’d invent sex for bottoms

(Olivia Rodrigo who just saw the brutalist) Damn. It’s brutalist out here

Mwee

Tim Burton, Director of Batman (1989): "So Prince, how's the soundtrack coming along for my new film?". Prince: "Made it real sexy like you asked, Tim." TB: "What?"

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

Now Not Like Us has won all the Grammys, there’s no excuse for Kidz Bop to not have recorded a version yet. Give the people want they want

Woke has gone too far (I’ve had insomnia for like a week)

Sabrina, the Carpenter

Michael Rosens mom would have been so screwed if they were driving through Kansas. Like "look out the window! There's .. uh ... Absolutely nothing!"

I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs

I feel like yes, but only because I know the bullshit way I think and am able to be trusted with stuff. I don’t expect others to just intuit that

Me recording three hour podcast with four people: Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!! Me editing three hour podcast with four people: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Deleted the bird app. Was getting too many notifications about bird stuff. I do NOT need to hear about your problems regurgitating food for your chicks ok?

I don’t football post much on here but goddammit you gotta watch that Benfica goal, peak Szczesny stuff

TLDR: There is nothing enforceable for the immediate future. It will take months or years to implement this via rulemaking or bureaucratic changes which are then subject to legal challenge. While it's worrying, there's no immediate change yet for most trans people. Do not comply in advance.

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

Pig in the literal sense of the word obv

Gotta hand it to Bluesky, a lot to be said for a website where when I click something it does what I want it to do. Most social medias you hit “save image” and instead of doing that it brings you to the Pictoral Portal or some shit

Bromley making a wonderful play to get spurs off the back page, huge props

One of the things spurs fans hear a lot is that “Ange only dominates in shit leagues”. I’m glad we can put that to rest today

Mood of the morning is Louis Philippe (the él guy) doing a song from the first Earthbound game

About three days ago I was incredibly depressed and hanging around the river while being visibly incredibly depressed. A woman came to talk to me. She was very patient, very empathetic, but also excellent at distracting me. It felt like she'd trodden this road before. But this story goes places folk

Happy "I remember I have Bluesky again" Day! I have been too busy listening to Mk.gee. You were all right, Mk.gee is brilliant

L + ratio + my mum says we can have chicken pakora tuesday on a friday

This is Britain

*loud screeching fox noises* (translates to hope everyone’s doing ok)

Silly boy broke a glass

i just want the girls to know that you can always change your name. even if you've already changed it !!! even if it's gonna be your fifth or eighth or twentieth name !! its a part of You and you get to do whatever you want with it !!!

It’s crazy how no bad things matter the few days after a Spurs win. The Vikings could launch another Great Heathen Army on Eoforwic and I’d just hole up in my room in St Mary’s Abbey and watch more analytical videos of Maddison’s runs and I’d be fine

Hey, Does anyone have contacts or inroads into the Seattle/Tacoma trans scene? I know it's a very large but very tightly wound up knot there. I have a trans friend who needs immediate housing support, and I want to get either some more targeted local knowledge/contacts. Please message if you know ❤️💜

Still think this is the greatest contribution to pop culture I’ll ever make: youtu.be/M9MZhS4DtSA?...

Let’s play guess why my heart be palpitating - thought too much about transphobia - not drunk enough water - generalised anxiety disorder - spurs play later

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it