Work: *blasting frosty the snowman cover # 27366373 for the millionth time this week* My brain: daw daw daw daw daw daw dah dah dah dah dah dah it's the fight of the Ronald McDonalds nothings gonna stop them from killing each other and bang and wow a huge shockwave of energy they're gonna kill each

fun fact, i received the boh seal of approval in 2016

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

Ok now for the real reason I got this green leather: I was given a tee shirt to upcycle

I just found out that I don't have to use chopsticks to eat ramen and I feel liberated

New year new wallet!!

There must have been some magic in that labyrinth he said For when they open up this book they're sucked inside instead

Me opening package tracking knowing damn well that it is still like a week out from the estimated delivery date

Best buy doesn't have blank cds is this what getting old feels like

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

My favorite genre of comedy is saying a celebritys name. Thats why I would never be popular in school because all my classmates were like "oh yeah did you see sex and the city last night? Yeah, Rafael palmeiro really Donna summer-ed Jason vorhees on the Agatha Christie"

i would not be surprised if this is someone's moment of realizing that the usps logo is in fact an eagle and not a really fast flying envelope because when i was a kid thats what i thought it was

‘sup?

Normally work just has the regular music playlist with a few Xmas songs sprinkled in this time of year but for some reason today it's just been a merciless barrage of holiday tunes and I want to die

I'm having ice cream for breakfast, I haven't even finished it yet and already it feels like I'm being punched in the stomach

we meet again, my old arch nemesis

There are certain anime characters that cannot coexist

Ey lemme tell you something man I don't care if you only got 27 dollars in your paycheck go ahead take your ass to h&m or Zara or something get you a couple of shirts. Just don't get one of them motherfuckers with the zippers on the side. I don't even know who's idea it was to put the zippers on the

youtu.be/J4hS97zZgwM?... likety still the goat

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

From the archives, 2022. Had a the Rita t shirt that I accidentally tore a hole in, didn't want to throw it out so I made it into a pair of low tops

ko-fi.com/c/794a43c1bc opened 3 more slots for 30$ doodle comms if anyone's interested :)

That's not a king all I see is a fuckin bitch! You're not funny IM SORRY I WASNT LISTENING

Do you think local restaurants have to apply to oreo corporation to get permission to have an oreo milkshake or something on their menu? How many troll applications do you think they get? "My recipe is called oreo fuck-stupid, it's a single oreo floating in a pool of bacon grease on a plate"

mst3k in 2045 they will run out of movies and instead be watching asmr videos and replying to every question the doctor roleplayer asks like "is that too tight?" "AAAAAHJ YOU CUT OFF MY CIRCULATION" "heres a bright light to see your pupil dilation" "AAAA I AM BLIND NOW AAAAGH"

Ned flanders inquires about if the originator of a nursery rhyme that he does not care for Did Diddy do the do-little ditty hey diddle diddle, or did Dudley do-right do the dunce derived dimmsdale dimadome dimma dklkklkdkdnjdndhdbfjdndhsjwnbsiwndhdjdnwddjdndhdjendhh

I wonder who was the lucky furry that landed this illustration gig...

tfw you clutch the most intense 1v4 of your entire siege career and the replay recording stutters

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Tie between the benchwarmers and blades of glory. Even when I was in the prime age for gross out humor I fucking hated both of these films

I'm using my fancy iems and dac instead of my tascam headphones to play siege and hoooooioa this is good

New Cinema Snob Episode! Umberto Lenzi's EATEN ALIVE is part Amazon cannibal movie and part Jonestown movie, oh yeah, and it's also Christmas too! Check out the new episode here: youtu.be/MX_Ao9oUbFs

My furry convention schedule:

youtu.be/ktAdddKQ-NY why do the backing vocals in this sound like the last house on dead end street soundtrack surely I'm not the only one who hears it

To Eden with me, you will not leave To live in my cottage of crazy crooked Eves In your own heavy home, take care of this night When you let your little cat in, turn on the light Something scurries behind and finds a cozy place to stare Something sent from you to paradise, paradisaically somewhere