protip if youre going to make a cover song, make sure its one that will annoy the fuck out of your gf when youre humming or singing it to yourself because its been stuck in your head ever since you had the idea

My soul is tormented! -from "Fritz the Cat" (1971).

Rest in peace Marc Johnson

i made this at the peak of being high last night, this took me like 10 minutes at least to simply trim the clip and add distortion, render and upload here merely because i was laughing so fucking hard that i could barely do anything

me when i am a gay woman

My jokes have been bad as of late and I just took a gummy so expect even worse

Painting of a random black wolf, done in procreate!

Instagram humor is basically just formatting this into an official looking document and printing it out and it earns like 3746647384 notes

Back in the 70s 80s and 90s, McDonald's would give you a blowjob

god damn move when i say move you motherfucker

If you grew up in the 2000s, these memories still feel real!

went around the sun again earlier this month and did the skate tricks to year challenge in suit! Music by @riccoharver.bsky.social !

⛓️🔥🎸 bsky.app/profile/ryle...

*goes down to georgia* so.... which one of you... you know... has a soul to steal?

DIC!!! #art #illustration #rabbit #lagomorph #bnuuy

so ready for that summer weather 🌞 (art by KaleidoCollie)

hypebeast glasses company playing a computer game on an overheating computer be like "new frames just dropped"

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Throwback! Only 90s kids will remember these! Do millennials even know what to do with one of these? 😂

*goes up to straight couple* so which one of you is the gay one

Good morning

It seems like an obvious statement now that I'm typing it but being stuck at home without a car (mine is in the shop) is really restrictive with what you can do

ONE WEEK.

Ever since I first tried to play guitar hero incorrectly where you strum even when there's no notes I've wondered if there's a way to just input every button press on every frame of a rhythm game with no fail mode on and what that would look like. Especially when it's like a dancing one

when the developer of the viral text to video game logo generator was smart enough to put in a character limit and only allows me to input the first line of a paragraphs long mantra that i keep copy pasted in my steam bio for these exact occasions

Noodling away at some story concepts #wip #visdev

Night Delivery!

the more furry asmr i watch the harder youtube is trying to recommend me new normal human asmr cranial nerve exams like theyre trying to throw me a life preserver. "come back! youre going into the deep end its not too late!!"

Deftones - around the fur (1997)

I joined this YouTubers discord as a joke around 2016, it had a porn channel called "hot chicks" that contained basic babes in bikinis and blowjobs etc. I posted furry vore in it and they called me a fag and banned me from the server almost immediately

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youtu.be/pfvFjjK8JXs new favorite peggy beat. 100%, more people need to be this audaciously noisy

youtu.be/Ic_KKMSfufA as soon as I figure out the chords to this I will be unstoppable. I cannot find a tab online that sounds accurate

current 93 i have a special plan for this world

This is the rare orange-mango-habanero-peño. Native to south California, it has a rare chance of blooming in pepper trees, is picked during winter time and is known for its pitch-shifting taste

Found at the record store and immediately got plunged into a pit of nostalgia

drake: i recorded my last will and testament into an audio cassette and left it on a bench under a bunch of pennies and it was discovered by thomas ligotti also i woke up in a new bugatti guest vocalist: caramba! i hate it when theres a lot of hair on the floor!

It is 10 pm

leave your car in accessory at the oil change place and play merzbows noisembryo at full volume while they are working on it they legally cannot stop you

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I don't measure time by minutes, if I run out of social media apps to scroll through then I've been waiting too long

Last year, this video went VIRAL

A joke I heard in my dream that I'm trying to figure out. The context is me and another person were climbing a hill and there was an airplane wing coming out of the side of a building and it had 5 surfboards on it