i want to adopt a small dog so bad...

if i was in the back rooms i would be hella farting ngl

whole house ginger minj

love my fucking chungus life

TSCHÜSSI

palindromemordnilap being a palindrome

and ur so mad about it

yall know i'm scavenger d.va down

Fuck me in the ass bro please

hantavirus lowkey fell off

just had a 3 hour nap

a number of mildew and body odour smelling people at the gym today

and i'm sorry if you fall for me cos my life moves so quick a ly

my earphones turning up the volume when the wind blows or traffic is loud... modern technology never ceases to amaze...

i might be a guy, but i'm also gay!

i might be gay, but i'm also a guy...

so anyway me and my bros were dwerking asf

SHOCKING: Man spends 45 minutes doing tiny chores he has been avoiding for months and drastically improves mental wellbeing

a caught a very handsome man staring directly at me after getting onto the subway and made eye contact with him once and kept seeing his gaze out of the corner of my eye so naturally i did not ever look back at him again until he got off the train

bailey j mills is like my princess diana

shit's getting gaggyyyyy!

How you DL and discreet with the Madonna Grindr icon on your phone?

be heterosexual, eat cold crisp and tell truths

watching the valley be like

how has cherries bro or berries

my morning steamer

dumped a bunch of clean laundry on my bed yesterday but then at bedtime i couldn't be bothered so i just slept around it

I love my gay little butthole

the doctor said i got IBS OB..... cuz I B Shitting On Bitches!!!!!

@drlaurelyanny.bsky.social you get this two card pair 😻 I love the store it tells, with you being meowth and me inkay 💜

here's how vivacious can still win

just ate a slightly underripe mango with salt and togarashi

angela bassett:

skitty and delcatty:

harry styles to obama

A single thing going right? 👀 A single thing going right in my life queen? 👀

the lifechanging magic of eating a salad and a sandwich

just ate a hummus and crisp sandwich

read that worthless fucking scroll

let's all post animojis and not tell maggie g

society if hole = bowl

pack that worthless bowl

i ordered some meat free chicken flavour oxo cubes online and now i am licking one periodically as a savoury treat

good afternoon

whats everyones favourite pickled foods i'll go first

mandy:

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the only food i don't fuck with under any circumstances is fresh parsley. fuck fresh parsley.

grindr updated and now instead of the grindr notification noise it's madonna saying "thanks for coming" 😭😭😭😭😭