how it feels to be a grown adult asking the flight attendant for apple juice

the loud ass cricket sitting directly outside my window:

bomboclaat

sydney is just LA with some fuck ass harbour in the middle of it

IF YOU WANNA WASTE TIME BABY WASTE YOUR TIME WITH ME IN CALIFORNIA

skipped breakfast

walked 14.5km today some of u fatties can’t relate

someone from darwin stole my card details and spent $155 on sports betting… do i get a cut if they win??

do you guys remember that random wednesday like a year ago where we all signed up for this app at the same time thinking it was gonna be the next twitter omg

what’s going on with mycareer

kiyomi get yo ass in here

addison was right i lowkey just needed to put my headphones on

working my dream job but kinda over it like idk im bored

i don’t think we should be giving toddlers iPads actually

oomf posting hole on the tl again

my charcuterie board for the pre-rapture dinner tonight 🥰 what’s everyone else bringing?

this guy i had a crush on in high school just d*ed omg

just spent $105 buying a case of seltzers from a bottle shop in coogee

good morning WokeSky

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 20-29

on a journey of stalking all of my high school classmates on socials to figure out who became a loser

two two to my word fam

wait it’s lowkey a woman’s world and i’m lucky to be living in it

i want zorhan mamdani to murder my vagina

go little rockstar

charlie kirk supporters real loud on the TL today

happy 9/11 to those who celebrate

her solo poly tea…

wait guys do pilots have to turn a key to start a plane or are they push to start

this franchise = chloe the first game = arcadia bay before the storm

been binge watching The Hills and i have no choice but to stan whitney

north side cooling shawty yeah that’s where i stay

hey y’all, elizabeth holmes here! due to a packaging error, we can’t sell 3,000 theranos edison blood testing machines to walgreens so i’m giving them away to my loyal fans. if you’re seeing this ad you can get a free theranos edison machine but just a heads up there are a few rules: first you must-

i love somehow spending $100 every time i leave the house this is so okay and also normal

huntrix don’t miss how it’s done done done

wait hold on they’re saying the proof of life photos/videos are photoshopped or outdated

he’s alive

me refreshing the timeline every 5 seconds waiting for the pop crave tweet to drop

wait guys did he die??? omg

i wish there were more Satanic seashell businesses

i wish there were more Christian seashell businesses

how are some of yall over the age of 6 getting your lefts and rights confused like grow up

astral projecting at the service nsw office

Heard a funny new Internet “meme” today called “Hawk Tuah!” 😂😂😂

can you - hold me - down for one night like i got three strikes ?

can i quiz you on ocean facts

why do new shows always have the main character driving a car from the 70s-80s

clap if you’ve ever been to a fat farm

i lovee using the same password for all of my accounts