instagram needs to take away the music feature for posts on the timeline… y’all obviously cannot be trusted

Love you more than those bitches before.

i sat down with the president of bluesky and said i want to make drafts

the primal urge to update my snap streaks while taking a massive morning dump on the toilet

Bluesky user Clit Rub turns 27

going✈️ bali on wednesday i’m about to be sooo irritating on instagram

the term “going on holiday” is so khunt… like “vacation” simply does not provide the same level of tenacity and effervescence

joe biden lowk fell off

well yes !

ants in my kitchen

i love adding hot ppl on linkedin and it has a side effect of random recruiters reaching out to me as well

listening to AI music on suno and using chat gpt to automatically buy bitcoin during the dip >>>>

reading wikipedia

the american propaganda regarding greenland is so funny like wym you need access to the arctic circle bitch alaska is right there 😭😭

how it feels posting about the happenings of my life in australia when most of my oomfs are american

me rn opening my windows to a 50km/hr gust of wind and inhaling all of the bush fire smoke blowing up from victoria

been there done that messed around i’m having fun don’t put me down i’ll never let you sweep me off my feet

Forty Degrees Celsius in sydney today

happy january 6th to those who celebrate 😍

good morning bloomfies ❤️

so glad we stopped saying the word “demure” like that was genuinely an episode of mass psychosis

i haven’t seen you guys since last year!!!!!!1!1!!!

goodbye 2012, hello 2013<3

it’s not just my cock — it’s my balls too

both toilets in my house are backing up and the property management office is on holiday leave until 7 january

left the house with my hair still wet ik my sorority sisters would be SHAKING

khalid makes music for ppl whose high school looks like this

PUT IT IN DRIVE I’LL BE OUTSIDE I’LL BE ON THE WAY

hi guys i am alive and safe hope all my other australioomfs are as well

watching sister wives

do you guys think playboi carti supports israel or palestine

yall shit in public toilets… ?

scammers loveee the word “kindly”

idc what anyone says i love using an em dash

Bluesky user Clitrub is unemployed

who got that one charlie kirk video

Nooo don't become media literate your so easy to manipulate by way of misinformation and propaganda aha

counting or not counting gang violence?

how it feels to drive a prius:

“i genuinely reach flow state” what if you genuinely reached employment instead?

hunger games character names:

the Teams logo is so ominous. two human-like figures, with one depicted to be standing behind the other. calling to the essence of a big brother surveillance state. truly a dark homage to the modern panopticon and the horrors of the capitalist workplace

YEAAAAeAAAeAAAAAeAAAAH MY BEST FRIEND’S BROTHER IS THE ONE FOR ME

What was “your high school” at the incident?

they recently started selling the suntory strong zeroes in australia oh bitch i am FUCKED UP !!!!!

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zohran is genuinely so fucking hot. i need to feel his massive, throbbing cock pulsating down my throat. to feel his low-hanging, bull balls gently caressing my chin as he unloads his warm seed into the depths of my esophagus. i want nothing more than to pleasure him, to serve him, to worship him

uber dropped me off and now he’s just sitting outside my house