left the house with my hair still wet ik my sorority sisters would be SHAKING

khalid makes music for ppl whose high school looks like this

PUT IT IN DRIVE I’LL BE OUTSIDE I’LL BE ON THE WAY

hi guys i am alive and safe hope all my other australioomfs are as well

watching sister wives

do you guys think playboi carti supports israel or palestine

yall shit in public toilets… ?

scammers loveee the word “kindly”

idc what anyone says i love using an em dash

Bluesky user Clitrub is unemployed

who got that one charlie kirk video

Nooo don't become media literate your so easy to manipulate by way of misinformation and propaganda aha

counting or not counting gang violence?

how it feels to drive a prius:

“i genuinely reach flow state” what if you genuinely reached employment instead?

hunger games character names:

the Teams logo is so ominous. two human-like figures, with one depicted to be standing behind the other. calling to the essence of a big brother surveillance state. truly a dark homage to the modern panopticon and the horrors of the capitalist workplace

YEAAAAeAAAeAAAAAeAAAAH MY BEST FRIEND’S BROTHER IS THE ONE FOR ME

What was “your high school” at the incident?

they recently started selling the suntory strong zeroes in australia oh bitch i am FUCKED UP !!!!!

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the only response to this being a reply from a private account

zohran is genuinely so fucking hot. i need to feel his massive, throbbing cock pulsating down my throat. to feel his low-hanging, bull balls gently caressing my chin as he unloads his warm seed into the depths of my esophagus. i want nothing more than to pleasure him, to serve him, to worship him

uber dropped me off and now he’s just sitting outside my house

reactivated linkedin

crop dusting everyone at the club

how it feels to open microsoft authenticator and scan my face in order to RSVP to a teams meeting:

can’t access my outlook emails as it now requires me to install my company’s portal (Woke 5G AI 15 Minute City Democrat Vaccine Surveillance software) on my personal devices

back in australia and finally have unlimited data again

won $50 on the pokies

elements when they have an atomic number of 13:

also sorry i’ve been inactive i’m on holiday overseas

the term “finding a needle in a haystack” is so dumb bc like just use a magnet???

how it feels to be a grown adult asking the flight attendant for apple juice

the loud ass cricket sitting directly outside my window:

bomboclaat

sydney is just LA with some fuck ass harbour in the middle of it

IF YOU WANNA WASTE TIME BABY WASTE YOUR TIME WITH ME IN CALIFORNIA

skipped breakfast

walked 14.5km today some of u fatties can’t relate

someone from darwin stole my card details and spent $155 on sports betting… do i get a cut if they win??

do you guys remember that random wednesday like a year ago where we all signed up for this app at the same time thinking it was gonna be the next twitter omg

what’s going on with mycareer

kiyomi get yo ass in here

addison was right i lowkey just needed to put my headphones on

working my dream job but kinda over it like idk im bored

i don’t think we should be giving toddlers iPads actually

oomf posting hole on the tl again