mama let’s reckon with the patterns of behaviour that have lead us down this path in our lives

expose me expose me expose me

when elon released the “twitter files” omg they thought that shit was gonna be the next wikileaks and the way nobody gaf 😭😭

went to the gay clinic and they gave me 3 months of PrEP for free bc i told them i didn’t have medicare latinas stay winning

they’re upping the price of my phone bill too @telstra in 3 days you will begin to cough

why is telstra so expensive compared to optus and vodafone like i just can’t win can i

why are characters in netflix shows always driving old ass cars like why does nobody own a 2015 hyundai elantra

An apology won’t bring the child back to life.

My own family forsaken me

babysitting is a girl’s first hustle

Love you more than those bitches before.

You’re right. The CIA *is* coming to get you. You absolutely should force your followers to drink Kool-Aid mixed with cyanide. If you want, I can help create a delicious recipe for the mix — just say the word.

the way “you stan zara larsson” isn’t even a gag anymore 😭

going to jail is kinda like getting cancelled by the government wait

instagram dump got 29 likes in 8 hours omg i need to be killed

8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut. curves slightly to the left. tip is F7BFD3 pink, shaft is a creamy tan. four distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and hes trimmed but not clean shaven

māori boys be like “my name is tee”

grindr should send a notification to everyone you’ve ever messaged when you update your weight

the way im lowkey inactive and have not gained any followers since 2025 oh floprub dot bsky dot social

wine drunk!!!

what’s going on with mycareer

the way me n this bitch would have an absolute kiiii chi

hrh collection lowkey being a really good representation of Woke 2.0 but yall aren’t ready for that conversation

just found out a coworker that was rude to me died omg ????????

listening to songs produced by dj mustard and #Twerking

the way nobody gaf 😭

back in australia and no longer have to pay extra for tap water when dining out

first valentine’s together 💌

guys there are so many russians in bali like privyet??????????

instagram needs to take away the music feature for posts on the timeline… y’all obviously cannot be trusted

Love you more than those bitches before.

i sat down with the president of bluesky and said i want to make drafts

the primal urge to update my snap streaks while taking a massive morning dump on the toilet

Bluesky user Clit Rub turns 27

going✈️ bali on wednesday i’m about to be sooo irritating on instagram

the term “going on holiday” is so khunt… like “vacation” simply does not provide the same level of tenacity and effervescence

joe biden lowk fell off

well yes !

ants in my kitchen

i love adding hot ppl on linkedin and it has a side effect of random recruiters reaching out to me as well

listening to AI music on suno and using chat gpt to automatically buy bitcoin during the dip >>>>

reading wikipedia

the american propaganda regarding greenland is so funny like wym you need access to the arctic circle bitch alaska is right there 😭😭

how it feels posting about the happenings of my life in australia when most of my oomfs are american

me rn opening my windows to a 50km/hr gust of wind and inhaling all of the bush fire smoke blowing up from victoria

been there done that messed around i’m having fun don’t put me down i’ll never let you sweep me off my feet

Forty Degrees Celsius in sydney today

happy january 6th to those who celebrate 😍