i need big bro cuddles :(

Bashing my head against Placidusax

help help im backsliding

I need to get ballmogged

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP "WANTS TO BE A GOOD BOY"🚨

u could seriously harm your little bro's development as a faggot. like if you don't give him the right stimulus one day you'll get home and find him rutting against a couch thinking he's a top and then what?

i need to find a replacement big bro

i didn't choose to be trans. i mained princess peach in smash at 8 years old and was irrevocably turned into a gay man.

I need to do unspeakable things to this man

i wanna get mogged by a chad (facefucked)

getting the urge to engage in anti teddy bear behavior

it's so fucked up how you can't sleep 16 hours a day

they don't want linux. they just want to endlessly critique windows

Red panda

being a sensitive boy is so cringe

Im like if a teddy bear was sad

teddy bear euthanasia

it's not fucking working

there were omens of my birth, like the announcement of perl 6 ten days prior

feeling sad u kno what that means: teddy bear cuddles

If paradise exists, then this is what it looks like.

need a big bro to fuck me into doing things right

undies

playing elden ring this is boring im bored. i need to stop being bored with drugs or something

BIG BROS: If you are not leaving your sweaty underwear out for your little bros to find you are failing in your duties

i shld fuck myself with a dildo

what sick fuck saw men hanging out together and named it cum roddery

big bro pit smell

as a boy i need to be buttfucked the way a plant needs water

ughhh i have an itch i can't reach ugh. can you scratch it for me bro? yeah it's all the way up my hole right up against my prostate y eah,,ah,,,

look at this gay little boy

Was struggling rlly hard with godskin duo and realized I had radogan's soreseal equipped, oops

ive got to be more teddy bear :/

still the funniest thing I’ve ever had an account banned on any platform for

the worm in dune is symbolism for a big penis and paul atreides is a trans man who becomes lisan al'ghaib (transitions) by casting off the chains of his birth and summoning the strength to control a giant penis.

-lossmaxxing

it's convenient that a reviled minority is secretly the source of our problems. means the solution is straightforward and what i wanted to do anyway 😅

this is theory

joshua halting the sun in the sky has gotta be one of the coolest miracles. way cooler than parting the sea imo

gonna start saying im prehungover instead of drunk

changing my true name via buffer overflow

He has shown you, o man, what is good. And what does the Lord ask if you, but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly before your God?

i am clutching my teddy bear

⚠️ STOP ⚠ DO NOT CONTINUE /!\ YOU HAVE ENTERED UNSTABLE LINEAR TIME ☡ THINGS WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WORSE

everything should be config files

guyyys would u still love me if i were a witchita lineman

I can incinerate things with my mind

help help my boyishness is being eroded