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this fucking nerd omg I looked up a sentence from The Bright Sword and it's in elvish

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

Gonna watch gay porn and put a dildo in my ass

@dilfkink.kindboys.online saw an old man in short shorts and thought of you

thinking about men fucking my ass

SLEEPY TEDDY BEAR

short twink who threatened to gut me is single again we're winning

envelop is such a good word for what I do to cock

I need 2 be overwhelmed by cock bro I need that dick that makes u see stars

Dude I'm such a bottom

men are so hot wtf

Got fixated on bad things

Read about pedagogy and entered rage. c'est la vie

balls are like if angels were real

i need a SWEATY JOCK in my mouth rn

guyyyys Im getting skeptical about knowledge formation again

I need to become more of a pretty boy faggot but also more masc and ofc refined

used the treadmill 7 out of the last 9 days, pretty proud of keeping with it

Game: Puppy World Console: Xbox 360 Created by: InDaClub Uploaded on: September 13th, 2008

need muscly caged top

need so bad

balls and penis btw

gm

FAGGOT COCK IN MY ASSHOLE

faggot pornography like if you agree

On my death bed I’ll ask, why did I not send more hole pics

The most important thing you can do is send a gay guy hole pics right now

wtf

i feel like a magician would be rlly good at fingering you

huh! never thought of it like that before! ... i just gave his tl a quick scroll and tbh this guy has some of the best political analysis i've seen on here - doesn't seem like he puts any of it's behind a substack subscription, either pretty cool! mb we have the juice after all

start doing computer science <3

Warmed leather slick with sweat

gonna waste money bc I can't drive this fucking screw

"After one month, most partners have each found hundreds of critical- or high-severity vulnerabilities in their software. Collectively, they’ve found more than tens thousand. Several have told us that their rate of bug-finding has increased by more than a factor of ten."

seeing the top's butthole clench as he nuts in the bottom >>>>>

“necessarily have negative attitudes” my brother in casuistry THOSE ARE THE NEGATIVE ATTITUDES

would you guys still love me if I was a bear and I mauled a camper 🥺

boys

just got a strong urge to buy a soft teddy in walgreens but I'm out for dinner with parents and they'd think it's weird if I came back with one

This is the lamest way for a gay guy to destroy his career with Tina

ohhh i think today has been weird bc I forgot to take my meds bc my morning routine got disrupted

The Swedish 🇸🇪 Parliament just approved a law that would create a tiered citizenship scheme, with a 1st class (mostly for the native born) that cannot be revoked and a 2nd class (mostly for the naturalized) that can: www.svt.se/nyheter/inri... Only two parties (Left and Green) voted against.

Is she the most adorable marsupial in the universe? The science says yes. Aria, our new Matschie's tree kangaroo, lives in the treetops at Forest Trailhead. She enjoys napping in the sun, spending quality time outdoors, nibbling the flower buds off fresh browse, and is very interested in Rocket.

Meowdy :3

im like if paddington bear was a mid twenty something fat guy

Feeling bad I need to cuddle my teddy bear

i want to get MARRIED to a MAN who is my HUSBAND