PSA: Discord just introduced custom text displays for people's names as a Nitro perk. It's not just you, everyone's names look silly! Thankfully, you can turn this off. It's in the "Accessibility" settings panel, this setting labeled "Display Name Styles". Turn it off to return to the default font.

Sometimes friends are a curse, they inflict psyche damage and infect your brain with absolute rot I now have Bumber bifteen, burger bing boot bettuce stuck in my head help me.

do modern kobolds still cause cobalt forges to explode or is that a lost art

I wanted to do one more Tears of the Kingdom doodle before Age of Imprisonment comes out. So here's Tulin with an AWP. #Zelda #ToTK #Tulin #Fanart

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Meme Discount Alert! All funds go towards my oral surgery! I just need $85 more! 1x Meme - $15 10x Memes - $100 20x Memes - $200 Any Species! Humanoid Included! DM if interested! #art #artcommissions #commissions #FurryArt #FurryArtist #FurryCommissions #furry #SignalBoost

If the SH Wiki isn't going to use my name the least they could do is use a more flattering picture

people will post “I just started learning art, plz do not judge too harshly >v>” and then attached is some shit like this

Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke

sooo happy~! 🧡

quick PSA for those who need it!

HOWDY Y'ALL There is ONE WEEK left to submit to the Frosty Fur Fest Halloween giveaway! REMINDER: “Best Costume” and “Best Art Piece” will be rewarded with a FREE WEEKEND TICKET TO FFF!! Winners announced on November 1st!

It's that time of the year again

Is YOUR child obsessed with FF Tactics? Know the signs: BRB: Boosting Ramza’s Bravery SMH: Squire Must Heal STFU: Stone Throw Far Underpowered LMAO: Letting My Archer Overshoot SMD: Summoner Might Die IDC: I’m Dismissing Chocobos IDK: Idiotic Dark Knight IDGAF: I Don’t Grant Argath Forgiveness

Cursed uwu

LEGALLY YOU SHOULD BE SENDING INVOICES FOR GOODS AND SERVICES. IF YOU TAKE COMMISSIONS ON PAYPAL DO NOT USE FRIENDS AND FAMILY. YOU ARE NOT SAFE, YOUR CLIENT IS NOT SAFE. THIS IS A FORM OF TAX EVASION. YOU SHOULD BE USING INVOICES.

Yep—time to give Spotify the Disney+ treatment. Cancel your subscription:

It’s Asexual Awareness Week 🖤 Oct 19 - 25, 2025 🩶 Celebrate identities 🤍 Build community 💜 Advocate for acceptance I’m a proud 🖤A🩶C🤍E💜 with some info to share. Take a look ⤵️ and THANK YOU for your support! AceWeek.org #Asexual #AsexualAwareness #AceAwarenessWeek

when my different timezone friend is being playful at their night time and im wide awake at day but they’re too fun rn

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

People who hate furries are fuckin weird to me, man. I hear “ew a furry” and I’m just like “Oh that tells me everything I need to know about you, as a person.”

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I can't be stopped. I keep making more E621 tags in cross stitch.

Confirmation bias is a motherfucker.

practicing is always good uwu

“the moon is haunted”

Doctor: "I've approved your treatment to see the great clown Pagliacci. We're going to put you on a two-year waiting list, so hang tight." Patient: "Oh... okay." *starts looking up DIY Pagliacci tips on Reddit*

Event signups are now LIVE! Join us for our Arctic Art Extravaganza, Frosty Floor Wars dance battle, our Talent Show to show off your amazing abilities, and our Fursuit Parade to strut your stuff in your dazzling fursuits! Sign up here to secure your spot! www.frostyfurfest.com/general-6

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

Bonjour, Bluesky!

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 >The world's gone mad >All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst >Everyone talks like a crazy person >Everything's too expensive >Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator >Get home and start playing Earthbound

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

I DID IT

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

Chat when I commission artists and I ask for an invoice should I refuse to pay until they send one if they say no. It’s getting to that point

Artists please for the love of whatever god(s) you believe in, USE INVOICES ON PAYPAL.

I mustve posted this one already right

Tag: Corruption, Mind control

BEST FORTUNE EVER

I'm tired, boss. #cloverpit