usually you can feed your dragons red vines. but if they're really good, you can also give them a chocolate chip

under a rock is a classic place for a bug to be

when you die, it'll be your kobolds petted count that matters. not how many discord servers you got banned from

you may THINK this kobold is just a lil guy. but he actually has a mortgage

kobold that was raised among litter of dragons and has developed dragon instincts and protects other kobolds from danger

you buy a plush dragon at the store and leave it on your bed before you go to the kitchen to eat when you come back, the dragon is surrounded by a few little pipe cleaner kobolds

if that kobold is an eeper, you know you gotta keep her

this kobold can go to Denny's 3 nights in a row

kobold who loves collecting little green portraits of Alexander Hamilton and storing them in her wallet

kobold who shakes his head while receiving head pats from his dragon so observors know he doesn't actually support a caste society

kobold who gets up on her tippy toes to kiss you, then steps away, at which point the perspective changes to reveal she is larger than you

thou shalt not muzzle the kobold while he is aura farming

did anyone else have a dream last night about a dark, twisted kobold more terrible and hateful than the rest

kobold that's necessary in order to solve a physics problem and thus respawns every time he dies so you can't fail the puzzle

what should Terraria do next

kobold who can't stop barking

kobold who's been staring at you with his big beady eyes for over an hour now because he doesn't know how to ask you out for a date at burger king

the fluffy snobolds of average size are hanging out in the living room playing boggle

kobold who misses the OLD smosh

there's nothing that encompasses American freedom more than petting and hugging and kissing THIS kobold

kobold that's sad because all his friends moved onto other messaging apps and forgot about him :( (they're all busy at work)

i had a little kobold, and that kobold was enough

your kobolds are sickening and vain. my kobolds exist to bring joy

even among the kobolds currently stuck in socks hanging by the fireplace, there is a such thing as supply and demand

kobold who's asking permission to add 6 extra n's to his name

this kobold determines the universe's objective understanding of good or bad. all sins are based off of what she doesn't like, and she personally dictates who has a place in her afterlife

kobold who wasted his life for war

make your bed home for all types of kobolds

welcome to my evil kobold town

today we crown this kobold. for one day another age of peace may come to our land

kobold fables

i don't actually care which one i go to. i just want all my friends to be on the same one i'ma be so mad if half of them go to matrix and the other half go to stoat

Everybody can easily name a viable Discord alternative. Unfortunately, no two people can name the same Discord alternative.

kobold who burnt his toast :( (his house smells like burnt toast)

kobold who wishes he were a little bit smaller kobold who wishes he wore a collar

you don't WANT to see what the kobold can do with all 5 of its brain cells operational

Twitter Poll: Are you sick and tired of seeing kobolds killing your pets and potentially your children?

call off your kobold! she's already firebombed three of our houses!

this kobold is an animal, that's trying to survive. it's struggling, and biting, just to keep itself alive.

kobold that uses fabric softener, making her part of the bourgeoisie

this isn't my beautiful kobold!

this sleepy kobold hasn't done much in the last 4-6 years

this ambitious kobold is sending dragons to the hospital!

this kobold has 1 proton

Actually, the DOOM being played on synth furries joke is overdone. *runs DAIKATANA, John Romero's masterpiece first person shooter, on you*

Sending strength to all the robot furries who have to put up with weirdos making unwelcome jokes about factory resetting you or inserting random peripherals. And if you're into that, uh, runs DOOM on you or something.

as a kobold who started identifying as one before I even knew what a dragon was, it's very hard to cope with the idea that to some people, the identity comes with the cultural stereotype. I'm just a creature. I exist for myself. I say kobold kobold kobold because I didn't know about Yipyak either.

There are communities of kobolds out there that formed around pretending to worship a dragon. To those people, I say: more power to you. I'm definitely not the type to diss people for "promoting a stereotype" just by existing the way they want to. Still, I hope you understand my position.

this kobold is really a fungus in disguise

kobold who gets all the girls to get naked