this 67-year-old kobold still makes you old the old-fashioned way

lazy millenial kobolds are using machines to pet their dragons for them :/

swarm of 499 moths decide to adopt a dragon hatchling. eventually it's monumentally bigger than all of them combined

dragon rap verses interspersed with loud as fuck kobold screamo choruses

there's a light inside your bold that's still shining in the cold

they're called dragons when they get down on all fours, and kobolds when they stand on their hind legs

i am running for president on a "bold in every bed" campaign

kobold who keeps buying you new outfits and will be very sad if u don't wear them to the royal ball with her. but she has terrible fashion sense

kobold den showing up at Kroger to buy 200 jars of peanut butter because it's the only way they can convince their dragon to swallow its daily pills

fluffbold who is actually a scalebold whose scales conduct such strong electricity that tails of lightning spawn from their flesh giving the illusion of fur

they sell a kobold booster pass for those who wanna support the developer

Mouth of madness, about to scream Link between good and evil Sacred nightmare, demonic dream I'm the key to the fable

YOU CAN PLACE THE FOLLOWING 3 WORDS IN ANY GIVEN ORDER YOU WISH: "dragon" "snuggles" "bunny" TRY IT. (TIP: YOU CAN ADD A HYPHEN)

if your kobolds are your weapon, what are you without them

kobold who blows kisses in your direction because their actual kisses would be a bit too much for you to handle

your repeated biting of the kobold's ear has made her worried that you must be malnourished and need to be given food

the kobold playing his very own kazoo makes you feel that perhaps society isn't truly that far from post-scarcity

no one wants to hear the kobold's kazoo, but he plays anyway

kobold that can think of several different objects at a time

in our modern economy, many fluffbolds have to take second jobs as scarves

this just in: local kobold artwork by siggymcc goes posted without source in furry discord server

the kobolds have found you. you're saved. they know you were scared. lost out here all alone. but it's okay now.

ice dragon covered with dozens of clinging fluffbolds. they look like little puffballs. after a few years people mistake her for a furred dragon

kobold who will snuggle you in a million beds in a million inns and give you a million kisses

vacuum sales have skyrocketed since the rise of fluffbolds in the common kobold hegemony

previous tweet was a joke, but it's really interesting to me the two types of western dragons in media. we got two completely different tropes all tied together. that dragon you're slaying, is it just an animal minding its business? that dragon you're romancing, is it enslaving kobolds?

world-hopping kobolds have discovered that in 50% of universes, dragons follow the "greedy kobold-slaving tyrant" trope. this is confusing, because in the other 50%, dragons appear to be "big, loveable flame puppies". that the same creator could harbor both universes implies much

it may not mean much to you, but 200 nuclear fuel rods can mean a lot to a outcast kobold

i just want a job dude

pardon me, manager? yeah. my kobold fell in love with the inflatable dragon toy have on display in the front window? we were wondering if she's single?

the biggest dragons always make the cutest plushies

WARNING. in a few moments i will make a tweet that alludes SUBTLY to TRANSFORMATION media (ALSO KNOWN AS TF). avert your EYES

the squeaky kobold gets the grease

kobold who wields a crowbar that she also considers to be her wife

kobold who wields a crowbar that she also considers to be his wife

*points at kobold* you know that thing would eat you if you were a rock, right

there are more kobolds in your bed than there are stars in the entire universe

i never again want to hear the word "adopt" used for a kobold joining your dumb dnd party.

fire dragon selling snow cones

I heard rumours that kobolds are actually getting more optimized by the year, but are being bottle-necked by the processing capacity of the average creature. Doesn't matter if 1,000,000 kob-s are being produced if only 100,000 can ever be bold-ed back.

PIZZA + KOBOLDS = AWESOME

help. my 200 foot dragon fell asleep with its head on my lap

unattended energy drinks will be given to kobolds and sworn to teach

just found out they're still making those pokemon games. thought that shit ended in the 90s

kobold who's got a shotgun, a ruger, a glock and a rottweiler in her 'rari

dragon who secretly wants to be a kobold repeatedly opening the cursed chest in her hoard, hoping it'll work on her

my dragon is talking mad shit for someone I can go over and dangle my car keys in front of

the 50 foot dragon in the pictures has her eyes. a dozen kobolds are snuggling with her. you recognize some of them as some of her current friends. and one of them, despite being a kobold in the picture, has a similar scale color to a dragon you saw flying over your village two days ago.

kobold who was a dragon 15 years ago, before retiring and getting on kobold hrt. she's showing you her childhood photos, and blushing cause she forgot to tell you this fact about her

kobold who just wants to stay at home in his cottage. he feels not the call to adventure. at least he thought, until he met you.