a different kobold who you can tell the gender of immediately, but contains no blood

you don't know what gender the kobold attacking you is. all you know is that they contain blood

kobolds in hi-vis jackets detouring traffic for a dragon that is crossing the street with its 100 hatchlings in a line behind it

who knows where you'd be today if you didn't become a kobold

kobold who adopts every other kobold they meet into their party

some dragons are boats

kobolds in hi-vis jackets detouring traffic for a dragon that is crossing the street with its 100 hatchlings in a line behind it

my numerous detractors DARED ask "why would a kobold need a lamborghini"

kobold who has a braless wife

you can grow a kobold using a kob-berry

kobold who only has a limited amount of dialogue and is really scared you'll stop talking to her when she runs out

kobold who is your sworn nemesis and will stop at nothing to make you kneel

if you go back in time, do not pet the primordial kobolds. it'll have drastic effects on the timeline

the kobold that blew up the sun caused the TTC upwarp

the kobold who exploded the sun is labeled as keter class and anyone who's read SCP-001 When Day Breaks knows why

kobold who's at a center of a polycule containing one of every elemental type of dragon

you don't need to breathe when the kobold's looking at you

i'd be kobolds with you in any lifetime.

becoming a kobold isn't required for Legendary status, but it definitely doesn't hurt

everyone knows about Smooch a Kobold Sunday. but few people know about Marry a Kobold Monday

who do you guys think would win. jeff the killer or jeff the kobold

kobolddddddd it's time to dieeeeeee motherfucker >:(

I wanted to make a post about a kobold who commanded 10 million fireflies, but my demographics probably wouldn't accept that idea

kobold who's begging you to stay naked cause your fur is so warm

ptoo [clank]

kobold who spits bars

city kobolds don't even know what shinies LOOK LIKE. smh

kobold who writes fables about bugs

kobold who starts giggling whenever she gets within 5 feet of a land mine

kobold who has a copy of every other kobold inside her headspace

everybody wants to go to kobold city, but nobody wants to drive the highway

bad news your vaporeon got into your tin of alka seltzers

kobold whose biggest ever wish is to be kissed by every other kobold

twin kobold hatchlings named Dihydrogen Monoxide and Hydrogen Hydroxide

twin kobold hatchlings named Dihydrogen Monoxide and Hydrogen Hydroxide

Stancilites will tell you that this is the job market behaving rationally and that the economy has never been better for the common, everyday, enterprising kobold.

idk man sure

I'm signing up for another job, and it asks me to list my skills. I type Professionalism in, hit enter, and it says that's an unknown skill. I notice the text box has a drop down menu. Turns out the list of skills looks like this this is a cashier job for Barnes & Noble

gas station slushie vaporeon

folklore-style kobold who sabotages uranium reactors instead of cobalt forges

kobold who is unfortunately british

motor oil vaporeon

kobold who goes to kobold conventions because she's also a fan of kobolds

kobolds long-ago realized an exploit involving damage calculations as your weapon exceeds the size of your body, and this is how they frequently kill gods

i am so strongly pro-fiction, but i will reserve my right to be annoyed every time i see some kink art treating kobolds as a unified race of dragon worshipers. that's just so far away from everything i'm interested in my kobold identity being.

chlorinated vaporeon

"I just think they're neat! I collect them! They call me master! I have cursed treasure chests in my hoard that TF humans into obedient kobolds!" That's nice George. Now please take the sandwich tupperware out of your room. It smells in there - and not in any hot kinky way.

Ever notice how it's always the loser dragons saying "The kobolds at the park are free. You can take them home"?

the dragons are free. you can take them home.