And HOW THE FUCK did Trump talk FIFA into crafting the trophy from the hands of jailed immigrants frozen in a block of carbonite “But instead of yearning for freedom, switch that out for a soccer ball. But with gold. Excellent.”

trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!” also trump:

Straight-up sociopath. Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.

The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool. The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code. They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.

This point needs to be made and frequently.

America putting most of its eggs in the generative AI basket, China going hard into green tech. When history looks back on this period, someone is going to look awfully stupid.

The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation www.propublica.org/article/andr...

Anyone know what’s going on in Evanston right now on Dodge in between Church and Emerson? Road blocked off just north of the high school, with police, ambulances, and fire trucks all on scene? @evanstonroundtable.bsky.social

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

A Black Hawk helicopter. SWAT teams repelling to the roof. 300 agents. Flash-bang grenades. A TV crew. “It’s 20,000 of them running through my house like we got Saddam Hussein in the closet." For all that, fed prosecutors filed no criminal charges against anyone who was arrested. Stunning report.

FOX: So you would ask Speaker Johnson to recall the House? GOP REP. KEVIN KILEY: Not only would I, I've asked him to do it repeatedly. There's no justification. And honestly, it's Republican voters who should be most upset about this when they delivered a GOP majority and now that's being wasted

Is this what Trump meant by "end wokeness"?

Trump is appealing the judicial order to pay full SNAP benefits by tomorrow. He’s spending tax payer dollars going back to court to try and avoid giving folks money they are legally owed. He’s starving 42 million people because to him they are leverage. It’s enraging.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

There are more of us than there are of them.

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less about what's going on?

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

Democrats are expected to provide think tank level policy proposals for every societal ill under the sun (fully paid for too, natch!!) while Republicans are just like "we'll figure something out" and the media nods along.🙃

Statement from Daniel Biss on feds in Evanston today: CBP chief Gregory Bovino was spotted in Skokie and Telemundo reporter Jorge DeSantiago has a video of Bovino near Home Depot on Oakton in Evanston

Today I had the honor of cursing out Greg Bovino in person, just a block from my house. I recommend that everyone try it at least once in their life, if you’re privileged enough to do it

ICE just rammed a vehicle at Oakton and Asbury in Evanston. They left the damaged car in the middle of the street and appear to have taken the driver. This is less than a block away from Oakton Elementary

This is near my niece and nephew's school in Evanston, Ill just hours ago as they are now on lockdown. This is what's happening. It's an occupation by ICE in a Chicago suburb. They must be abolished.

This is what you enabled with all your talk of groceries and a funny laugh, with all your talk of shareholder profits, with your eye on mergers, your obsession with deregulation, and your “both sides” excuses. You have betrayed the promise of this country. www.cnn.com/2025/10/30/p...

Narrator: So much for the claim that they were only going after undocumented persons committing dangerous crimes.

There is no difference between Trump destroying the East Wing and using a wrecking ball on the Washington Monument or Smithsonian. Just because he (temporarily) lives there doesn't give him the right to demolish the White House without Congressional approval.

Whoever is the next Democratic presidential candidate should vow to tear down the hideous ballroom and rebuild the Rose Garden, I bet there are a lot of votes in that

It’s not his house. It’s your house. And he’s destroying it.

man this guy just sucks

The No Kings March in Chicago is one of the largest gatherings I’ve seen here. Looking down from by the river, the crowd stretches for blocks down Michigan Ave and wraps around Wacker Dr. This video is from a few minutes ago and the end of the protest is nowhere in sight. @blockclubchi.bsky.social

“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com

Follow the money. A timely bet raises eyebrows amid record crypto selloff www.wsj.com/finance/curr...

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

It’s always so obvious that Pam Bondi would rather be yelling at a waiter than doing whatever she’s doing

If appropriations bills are not seen as enforceable contracts, why should any Member of Congress vote to fund any part of the federal government under Donald Trump? You're voting to provide money for lawlessness. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/there-is-n...

When you think of what’s involved in just bringing a goldfish home from the pet store without shocking it out of existence, this is especially impressive. Well done, Mote!

BREAKING: Illinois has filed suit to block Trump's deployment of the military to Chicago. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I will not call up our National Guard to further Trump’s acts of aggression against our people.

ICE is buying a location tracking tool that harvests data from hundreds of millions of phones a day. Protect your location data by updating a few settings on your phone 🧵 (1/4): www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-...

Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

Among other things, I’m struck by the idea that the lack of lobsters at Wal-mart is expected to be some sort of nostalgic rage catalyst for the common man? Also, the juxtaposition of goldfish (do not eat!) with lobsters (eat, I guess?) is certainly a choice

In a world where I'm President with supermajorities in Congress in 2029 what I do is: 1. Skip the 2029 SCOTUS term to put reforms in 2. Expand the Court to 13 justices (matching the Circuits) 3. Require justices to actually ride Circuit, hopefully this forces retirement of one's like Thomas (1/2)

Cuomo could never.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I shoulda known it’s all our fault for not toughin’ it out during pregnancy instead of spending nine months stuffing our ladyfaces full of all that sweet sweet…Tylenol. 😐

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

I don’t give a good goddamn what the FDA says, you can’t make me pronounce it like that