Picturing door dash grandma parachuting in with cold McDonalds for the troops 🦅 🍔 🇺🇸

Money from The Anschutz Corporation’s treasury, which includes the profits from Coachella, is funneled directly to right-wing organizations that support key politicians funding ICE, undermining LGBTQ rights, and restricting abortion — @popular.info popular.info/p/coachella-...

just found myself thinking about When It Finally Happens...

Seeing Haymitch On The Reaping or whatever for GLENN MOTHAFUCKIN CLOSE

For All Mankind is a true banger of a show that is watched by one person in each friend group or family. The first half of season 1 is a bit of a slog but by season 2 they’re cooking with gas bay beee

Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site.

Al Capope

I love our gay crime pope

Manifesting

Cannot believe I am standing with the catholic church after the number catholic school did on me BUT HERE WE ARE

I need a Drag Me To Hell type ending to this one at this point

To quote Sister Michael from Derry Girls.. “What's happening? Am I dead? Is this my wake? Am I in hell?"

Wondering if the woman who invented Mississippi Pot Roast voted for Trump.

Dentist's office called to cancel my appointment and try to schedule work they've never told me about. They kept referring to my teeth by their numbers until I finally said "these numbers mean nothing to me! this isn't helpful!"

I have what I guess is an unpopular opinion about a new Gay thing and I'm processing if people know it's bad but like it anyway or like it because it's bad...? Or am I just... wrong? But... it seems like it's bad...

I temped at the Forest Service office in SF one summer while in college, mostly answering phones. Fuck this guy so hard.

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

cackled way too hard at this

Dolly, 1977

pearl smile dot gif

Trump shouldn't be president, he should've been the bad guy in 3 or 4 episodes of Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

I have once again been way off w/r/t actual painting so I wanted to mess with something small and low stress and dumb with no attachment to how it was going to turn out and I think it's safe to say I accomplished that

InCREDIBLE

Truly feel insane today.

“Hey babe. I love you. From the moon.”

The girls I knew who used to choke each other until they passed out to get a little high are moms now.

Have an eggcellent Easter! We're closed today. See you tomorrow. Andy Warhol, "Eggs", 1982, © The Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visual Arts, Inc.

It has come to my attention that not all of you are aware that this exists. So, here it is. It exists. Dozens of channels of randomized music videos and bumpers. Choose your era and return to your childhood. Bookmark it for when you need to escape back. wantmymtv.vercel.app/player.html

My mom sent me a card in the mail to tell me we needed to have a conversation about an upsetting subject.

Just a day after her firing, former attorney general Pam Bondi’s pictures have been taken down — and thrown in a trash bin, MS NOW reports www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

Shout out to Hoopla for streaming all of #nuWho in the US. We love our libraries 💙 #DoctorWho

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

MISSION CONTROL: prepare to enter the vacuum of space DOG ASTRONAUT: wait the what now

This kid is having his action figures wrestle on his tray table and throttling my seat. The plane hasn’t even taken off and I’m gonna lose my mind

ICE was working security at LGA today and I was not prepared for the visceral reaction I would have to having them check my ID!!!!

My entire life I thought it was Red SKELETON, not Skelton. I was always like “man what a spooky name for a comedian!”

Honestly I hope he gets to live his best bimbo life. 💅💉💄

Do you ever think about the sheer body horror it must be to witness Yoshi transforming into a helicopter?