This is brilliant

Very solid performance. Just need more of a cutting edge in the final third again #Pompey

Brilliant Swanson! #Pompey

Harvey Blair, it’s your time to shine #Pompey

Full #Pompey squad for tonight

Yeah, I wouldn’t touch anything at that buffet

"John Prescott would be loving this"

A few days ago, a friend asked me to make a FB group for our friend circle planning a tea party. I made the group and invited six people. SIX PEOPLE. It's for a tea party, at someone's house. ... wait for it ... (AI slop post 1/ ?)

Entirely the wrong approach, explains a lot. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

#WutheringHeights Sweepcliff.

Janice not a Survivor fan clearly #totp

“What do you want to do on your birthday Andrew?” “I dunno - surprise me.”

An historic day

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Excellent show today. Really insightful. Well done on keeping everything together - and legal! Hope you can enjoy a quiet afternoon

Leicester upturn coming? #Pompey

Burton Albion booked an £8.3m loss on £6.4m revenues in 2024-25, first season under new ownership. Wages 128% of turnover. Owners Nordic Football Group put in £7.2m. Club finished one point and spot above the League One relegation zone. Currently only one place higher. Christ

That was a big big win. Table looks a lot better, and pulls Charlton into the mix. Fantastic team effort. Alli and Adams superb and Devlin just keeps getting better #Pompey

Welcome to Reform’s front bench Yusuf, Hampton School, £29,916 per year Jenrick, Wolverhampton Grammar, £17,835 per year Farage, Dulwich College, £30,618 per year Tice, Uppingham School, £58,176 per year Braverman, Heathfield School, defunct private school The authentic voice of the working class

Do NOT throw it away #Pompey

Definite pen #Pompey

It's a thoughtless, mean-spirited and counter-productive idea. They shouldn't have proposed it in the first place. But now they have, they should think again.

Oh to be a fly on the wall to enjoy Nathan Jones’ halftime team talk #Pompey

Unlike previous two matches #Pompey making their superiority tell

Charlton are a nasty dirty side tonight #Pompey

It's a headscratcher alright...

Fascinating account of Tesla’s struggles with robotaxis, inferiority to competitors and Musk’s repeated exaggerations of their progress

Cases are spreading between children in Enfield as the virus exploits low MMR vaccination rates, medical experts say

Frustrating result. #Pompey better team in 1st half but couldn’t convert chances. Disappointing to concede after playing so well. Shef Utd one of most physical teams I’ve seen - knew how to play us. Referee let too much go. Yet more injuries huge concern. Keep playing like that should be fine. PUP

Impressive first half from #Pompey in a real physical battle. Really want to see the penalty/goal again. I how we don’t pay for the several missed chances

Say what you like about the #Pompey medical department, they do consistently get players fit far quicker than Mous was expecting

*Huge* update, STP Guy has joined bluesky, everyone follow him

Radcliffe should remember we immigrants and children of immigrants are here because of British colonisation and make a huge contribution. He moved to Monaco to avoid £4bn tax. His club Man U owes everything to migrant players and migrant supporters. He’s an embarrassment to the club and game.

You should hear what they say in Monaco

Brighton and Bournemouth both in Top 25 of European clubs 🤯 #Pompey

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

Wow

His team are utterly pathetic

On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was

5/5 PMs with approval ratings of measles isn't just a feature of failed leadership. It's Brexit Britain. There's no money for anything people want and were promised they would have, and no one can blame the people who got us into this mess because they got 52% of the vote (let alone reverse it).

so a month ago I was reading @markpackuk.bsky.social’s speech on Twitter in the lords and there were obviously fake stats the government used to justify Twitter’s UK reach and its continued importance to British audiences Rob has now found the source of the data was… Twitter

To give you an idea of how ridiculously wet it has been in Dorset, we've now had 305mm of rain. That level wasn't reached last year until the 21st May.

"Really hard criminals"

Nothing like enjoying your slightly cheaper pint while imagining the toddler crying from hunger that paid for it.

Breaking: The number 1 detective in Paris has been dispatched to Elon Musk's offices.

Okay. My last re-post from the bad place. Made me laugh, anyway, in view of the various sightings 🕵️‍♂️ #Pompey

Fantastic piece by @gabyhinsliff.bsky.social:

Finally. Announcement(s) incoming #Pompey