i did this, and because i left lengthy messages it took ten minutes. If you DM me a screenshot of the call in your phone history i'll give you a code for ten percent off in my shop.

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NEW on the blog: My Ultimate Sex Nerd Reading List girlyjuice.net/my-ultimate-... Finally compiled a list of all the books I am CONSTANTLY recommending to people, in topics ranging from sex to kink to queerness to sex toys to polyamory.

Free sample of my upcoming book is now available! Also if anyone is interested in a free #paranormalromanc #ARC in exchange for an honest review, please reach out! ko-fi.com/s/6d8cd7d2c1

It's that time again! I rarely run sales, so if you were thinking of picking up a copy of my books or ESPECIALLY taking a look at my Patreon, now is a great time! Running from now til Friday: use code CM2025 for 30% off! www.patreon.com/sleepingirl sleepingirl.itch.io sleepingirl.gumroad.com

Over 40 shops indie and fantasy sex toy shops have launched or announced sales or promotions in November. If you're looking for a new fantasy dildo or other silicone toy, these are some of the best deals you'll find all year 👀 #blackfriday #cybermonday www.fantasticfrost.com/black-friday...

The BIG Sale is over but the savings continue - our entire store will remaim 20% Off through December 10th for all your last minute Holiday Needs! 🎉🙌 #dongsky

Black Friday Starts Now - 30% Off Sitewide!📢🎁🚨 The best deal in 2025🔥🔥, shop on 👉Funzze.com👈, automatic code at checkout. 🏷️🏷️ Valid: Nov.20th-Dec.1st

Thanks to my generous sponsor HappyBed, I’ve been enjoying the Womanizer Duo 2 after my original Duo finally bit the dust outside of its 5-year warranty. But as much as I like it, the new price tag is just too damn much. Fortunately this is the best time to find it on sale. t4toy.com/reviews/woma...

Got more than I thought I was getting with this @funzzetoy.bsky.social Eggplant Vibrator www.somequeer.com/eggplant-vib... #SexToReview #Silicone #Vibrator

Awwwww yeah!! I finally got my ability to write back!! 😁 So let’s have a look at the Biird Gii Glow — I took all the notes I needed for this review two months ago, yet I’ve continued using the toy since which is always a good sign. 😏 t4toy.com/reviews/biir...

Realistic skin tones not using cringe-y food names? ✅ Irregular, asymmetrical dildo designs? ✅ Mid-shaft thickness for the perfect "full" feeling? ✅ @deesbigdaddies.bsky.social has it all! Read my review of Big Daddy Dakota here: sydneyscreams.com/dees-big-dad...

📣 BIG NEWS! 📣 The audiobook for 101 KINKY THINGS EVEN YOU CAN DO, written & narrated by me, launched today! www.audible.com/ac/101-Kinky... It's a practical, compassionate guide that covers 101 different kinks from A to Z, complete with tips for trying each one out safely. Hope you love it!!

Someone thanked me for being the first (out) non-binary person they saw, which has inspired me to recognize some folks who inspired me early in my career. Christopher Lee Papí Coxxx Drew DeVeaux Tobi Hill-Meyer Thread for more info and links to their adult work, a lasting legacy in trans history.

NEW on the blog: Review: Honey Play Box Vibrosa girlyjuice.net/review-honey... A vibrator that stimulates your G-spot and A-spot simultaneously... AND can be controlled remotely via Bluetooth? Sign me up! Click through to read my thoughts on this nifty li'l thing from @honeyplaybox.bsky.social!

Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good. funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

Really enjoy the pinpoint stimulation aspect of this, and chronic-pain friendly way of holding! www.somequeer.com/finger-vibe-... #SexToyReview #Vibrator

sex grinders, grind pads, grinders... whatever you want to call them, I love them! and I want everyone else to love them too! That's why I wrote "Everything You Need to Know About Sex Grinders" - to help you find grinder options that work for you ;)

three days left to pick one of these up!

So. Much. CANDY CORN! When the drop has dropified and MTO system is officially online, you'll be able to order almost any model you want in our Seasonal Candy Corn Pour! 😍👻🎉 #limitedtime #candydicks #donotnom #dongsky

This code is still active! Just don't forget, you have to put a random pour Fugu (linked below) into your cart for it to work.

Hey my new mini #book is officially out on all the usual platforms, including Amazon, B&N, etc. so if you're interested, it's $.99 and has two nifty short stories. #writesky #selfpublished #books #booksky #horror You can find all purchase links here: olliefoxwrites.wordpress.com/books/#All-A...

From plug to dildo! A Sensi in pearl white, vivid indigo, and shift purple; and a Sensia in pearl white, vivid indigo, and pearl pink. Get either model in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

It’s been a minute since I posted a review because I had a surgery. It went well, I am recovered, and will be back to posting semi-regularly. First up is a bendable rose from Crassie. www.somequeer.com/rose-bendabl... #SexToyReview

Ya'll!!!! I designed a dildo!!! A huge thanks to @ppsculptors.bsky.social and @scaledsin.bsky.social for bringing my fantasy dildo to life 😍 Watch my review here: youtu.be/qgthJVE9f2M

Ryu from @nyoon.com incorporates the strength and majesty of dragons into its design with a thick shaft and prominent scales. It's a challenge, and I can easily say that I like it, although I don’t love it. Check out my review here: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-nyoon...

I did it! My ability to write came back again! 😌 And if you need a “bullet” vibrator on a budget, I’ve got one to recommend now. 😁 t4toy.com/reviews/blus...

Looking to pick up something new?

I've got a new review up! It's about the @batbites.bsky.social Aux stroker/prosthetic/mini-penetrable, but it's also about the struggle of jerking off while dealing with gender dysphoria.

Don’t want to have to share this again, but still having little to no luck finding steady work while expenses, bills, and basic needs are really adding up, so anything you can spare as i work to get back on my feet means a lot❤️ Venmø: @ ThatChingy Ca$happ: Bamchi [for Paypal info, DM me]

Hey y'all! We're in a bit of a tough situation with our housing right now and I hate to ask, be we need a little help! We're trying to move at the end of this month but large bills are stopping us from being able to afford it Any help is greatly appreciated! 💕 ko-fi.com/batbites/goa...

Me staring at this Fabulously Shimmery Elwyn like okay but why are you STILL in stock? 🥴🤔 #Pride #Dongsky

Got a new review posted today! 😁 Alas, I can’t recommend the Romp Presto… but at least it’s not terrible, right? t4toy.com/reviews/romp...

surgery is very soon (2 weeks)!! any donations will go towards covering travel costs + bills post-op! ❤️‍🩹🏥🩻

My review for the @funzzetoy.bsky.social Lip Shaped Vibrating Nipple Clamps is up! www.somequeer.com/funzze-lip-s... #SexToyReview

You can buy Rough Handling at a promotional price at @smashwords.bsky.social as part of their Annual Summer/Winter Sale! Find my book and many more at www.smashwords.com/shelves/prom... all month, or go right to mine! www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #SWSale2025 #Smashwords #books #selfpublished

I have a box, with items for review, stuck in my mailbox 😭 I have to hopefully catch the mailman soon to unlock the box from the back so I can get my package out.

An absurdly good #pressurewave #vibration toy from Womanizer. The #Enhance brings We-Vibe's rumbly vibrations to Womanizer's strong suction. Read my thoughts inside👇 missrubyreviews.com/review-woman...

Flicker from @erosfoundry.bsky.social is one of the few plugs I've seen with a strong curve, and it's a design well worth checking out. I gave it a go in two sizes, trying one out as a vplug and the other as a butt plug: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-eros-...

My review for the Orgasm Monster Pro from @funzzetoy.bsky.social is up! www.somequeer.com/funzze-orgas... #SexToyReview

Review: b-Vibe Vibrating Snug Plug www.fantasticfrost.com/review-b-vib...

PHILLY I AM IN YOU AT HOT BITS

My book is on Amazon now as well! www.amazon.com/dp/B0FCSLFTHW

Go buy Ollie’s book! I’ve already snagged my copy.

The correct way to connect the authoritarian presence in LA and the Big Beautiful Bill is that the bill gives the government the resources to do this in dozens of cities at once. So if you don't like what's happening in LA, it's coming to your town if the bill passes.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🌈 CELEBRATE WITH 15% OFF toys for gender affirmation and coming as you are <3 SHOP LINK IN BIO

Have you seen the super impressive Thalia tentacle from @squidlyco.com yet? If not, let me treat you. This is the 6 inch version and it’s perfect for those who want the full texture of fantasy toys without the big size of many fantasy toys. #dongsky #IndieSilicone #tentacle

Faepod from @squidlyco.com is so good it single-handedly made me reconsider my avoidance of butt plugs. Read my review here: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-squid...

oh hey remember me, former sex blogger? I guess y'all should know this is coming out soon...

to the folks who support me on patreon, thank you patreon.com/mrsexsmith I enjoy being able to write and share my work with you, and the more support I can get, the more I am able to work on sugarbutch