Oh thank fuck, I can stand up long enough to take a proper shower and prepare a simple meal again without crashing in bed for hours. 💖 This past week of CFS/PEM was a real doozy. Now I must resist the urge to immediately do everything I had to put off so I don’t give myself another week of this… 😮‍💨

Day five of PEM (post-exertional malaise) and barely being able to walk around the house for seemingly* no reason. I do not like this at all. 😭 Desperately wish I could just power through it somehow, but trying to only makes it much worse. Sigh. * but not actually no reason. The reason is ME/CFS. 😣

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK. VACCINATE YOUR PETS! AND YOUR CHILDREN! AND YOURSELVES! VACCINES ARE LITERALLY THE BIGGEST PUBLIC HEALTH WIN EVER. THEY SAVE LIVES. THEY CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE, OR YOUR DOGS LIFE.

some straight woman on reddit was like “I hooked up with a guy recently, and afterward, he asked me how I was feeling and whether I wanted a glass of water or a snack? wtf? what was he trying to pull?” everyone in the comments is like “girl he was just trying to do aftercare” the bar is in HELLLLL

When I see people asking for recommendations for “a BBC dildo”, I get tempted to send them something like this:

Just a random guess… but you haven’t watched this recently enough, have you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJv...

Great stuff. Just fucking great. Actual adult creators are drowning under censorship but the robot is allowed to give you bullshit no-ethics, no-soul erotica. Why not.

Phew. I finally finished the most in-*depth* 😉 review I’ve ever written! I have a LOT to say about this compact sex machine from UEROS—although it isn’t flawless, it lives up to the expectations that come with its US $289 price tag and even makes it into my Top Picks list. t4toy.com/reviews/uero...

Phew. I finally finished the most in-*depth* 😉 review I’ve ever written! I have a LOT to say about this compact sex machine from UEROS—although it isn’t flawless, it lives up to the expectations that come with its US $289 price tag and even makes it into my Top Picks list. t4toy.com/reviews/uero...

there have always been people who like to write, and people who like to say they have written, and the latter really love the idea of AI and the former can not understand why you'd let a computer do the fun part.

THIS. A few months after my bottom surgery 18 years ago, my then-endocrinologist was looking at my bloodwork and was confused that I still had detectable testosterone sans testes. And he was like “weird, umm, should we put you back on the blocker?” Noooo, it’s good to still have just a little bit!

porn is not evil. sex is not evil. pleasure is not evil. kink is not evil. none of them are things to feel shame or embarrassment about. none of them deserve the heavy-handed censorship that they're facing. resist oppression (even if you don't partake in what is being oppressed)

“According to one source, the other side already has a counter attack waiting in the wings: the number 5,318,008.” 😆 (The Beaverton is basically Canada’s The Onion. But this is Alberta Premier Danielle Smith, so who can say whether it’s REALLY satire?)

I love glass sex toys! Don’t worry, they’re *way* safer than they sound. 🙂 This ribbed one from Gläs is beautiful, affordable, and a great option for exploring if you’re new to this idea. (They’re very difficult to photograph, though… it looks nicer in person. 😅) t4toy.com/reviews/glas...

Discord's customer service system was compromised, including age verification data. This is exactly one of the reasons why we don't want age verification by government ID to access online adult spaces. discord.com/press-releas...

“If I had to restart my sex toy collection, I'd go straight for the Crave Duet Classic above all other mini-vibes … how often do you see this deep penetration princess this excited about an external vibrator?” Wow, that is HUGE praise from Cyra @supersmashcache.com! I need to check it out myself! 😁

Being brave and finally trying to accept that Satisfyer isn’t going to get their shit together any time soon (if ever) regarding Fun Factory. I moved three of their truly fantastic toys from my Top Picks into a new “Top Picks Emeritus” list. 😢 t4toy.com/more/tags/to...

October is finally here! It’s t4toy’s first anniversary, and it’s also when — at long last — I get to start talking about “my 18 year old pussy” despite being in my 40s. 😂🏳️‍⚧️

October is finally here! It’s t4toy’s first anniversary, and it’s also when — at long last — I get to start talking about “my 18 year old pussy” despite being in my 40s. 😂🏳️‍⚧️

Image alt-text is crucial for some users so I’ve been providing it from the start, but I realized it could _also_ be useful to a lot of sighted readers… so with a little JS magic, it’s now magically showing up as captions underneath in-article images on t4toy.com 😁 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curb_cu...

Masturbation isn't a substitute for partnered sex; it's a vital practice of self-love and understanding your own body. It's fundamental.

I wouldn’t go *that* far, but it’s indeed pretty quiet for an air-stim toy. And it’s definitely my favourite of the premium air-stim toys! (People often call them “clit suckers” but they don’t use actual suction.) t4toy.com/reviews/woma...

Shit. Rest in power, Assata. ✊ I’m sad you’re gone, but grateful it’s of apparently natural causes. You shined so much light on so many of the ugly truths so many of us white people didn’t (and still don’t) want to acknowledge.

Lovense is working on a new AI feature for their app to supposedly “help couples decode the sounds of passion in bed … and turn it into clear, actionable feedback you can actually use.” What could *possibly* go wrong??? 🙄 Here, let me answer that for you: t4toy.com/essays/loven...

Size chart of the openings on air pulse vibrators. Find the chart, links, and input from a transmasc perspective in this blog post: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-satis...

But ultimately, if you try to file the edge off your artists you are going to go the way of Tumblr and every other failed endeavor. If people wanted sanitized content they would use Instagram. 🤷‍♀️

It’s a minor complaint given everything else going on in the world… but I’m not enjoying how iPadOS 26 forces me to tap buttons or expand menus waaaaaay more often to do multiple things I do several times every day and which used to be much easier. 😖

some guy on reddit today is like "a woman sent me a picture of her tits while we were sexting & I wrote back 'they look like pancakes lol' and then she ghosted me, what gives?!"

I am TRYING to stay in my lane, but there’s a big fascism going on across the nearby border. Plus a big genocide still going on that the world’s more powerful g’vts are too chickenshit to put a stop to. We can’t survive on outrage, we need joy. So I’ll keep reviewing vibrators. But DAMN, people. 🤬

1/3 ``The … host’s remarks constituted “the sickest conduct possible,” FCC chair Brendan Carr told right-wing podcaster Benny Johnson on Wednesday. Carr suggested his FCC could move to revoke ABC affiliate licenses as a way to force Disney to punish Kimmel.’’ Wake up and smell the fascism, USians.

I saw “Chiitan” trending and was like “isn’t that the mascot John Oliver talked about once? why is this trending???” and the answer is 💕❤️💞🏳️‍⚧️ 💞❤️💕 so let’s keep it going. 😁 Thank you Chiitan! We love you back and want Chiitan to have a happy life also. 💖💖💖

<— Different flavour of neurospicy, same end result. 😁

Not to mention that generative so-called “AI” can only automate the easy parts of writing informative non-fiction content. I’d much rather do the easy parts myself versus the INTENSIVE fact-checking necessary to ensure the plagiarism laundering bot didn’t insert lies that would damage MY reputation!

Damn. I used to write sex toy roundups for them. This is an extremely disappointing policy decision. Do they know that people seek out product reviews written by humans because they want to know what humans think of the products?

Need free or affordable assets for marketing, website design, or sculpting? There are a ton of high-quality assets out there made by creators, for creators and businesses, so you don't have to resort to unethical resources like AI generators. www.3dfrost.com/guide#h.a3r1...

Luigi Mangione is (allegedly) a murderer. Murder is evil no matter who does it to who. But a terrorist he certainly is not. The only people who ever thought so were the 0.1% with ALL the money. And I’m very (pleasantly!) surprised the US legal system mostly owned by capital didn’t rubber-stamp it.

PSA: mutual masturbation is mutual aid

I’ve said it many times: Ad-blockers are accessibility tech! As if to prove my point… I just had to switch over to my secondary ad blocker on YouTube because they got a small “unobtrusive” ad to display in the bottom corner… covering up part of the captions I rely on to help me understand speech. 🤦‍♀️

I’ve seen a lot of posts on Reddit lately where women observe that many conservative men will falsely self-identify as centrist or apolitical on dating apps, because they know many women are ruling out conservative dating prospects. 🤮

It’s been a minute since I posted a review because I had a surgery. It went well, I am recovered, and will be back to posting semi-regularly. First up is a bendable rose from Crassie. www.somequeer.com/rose-bendabl... #SexToyReview

AFAB enbies and men are NOT “women-lite”, pass it on. 🙄

I write for the “old” web that may not even exist anymore. You can call me cynical if you’d like. But I still believe that if you search for “how to do XYZ” and click the first promising result, you shouldn’t have to scroll past 3 pages of poorly-written slop explaining why you should do that thing.

Time for a physics lesson! 🤣 My Lovense Gravity review is ready: t4toy.com/reviews/love...

Lest you think I jest. Forsooth! I do not!

Ok, back to sex toys today. 🙂 Currently working on a Lovense Gravity review. I had to take a physics class in college which I really struggled with at the time. I had no idea that someday I’d be talking about Newton’s Third Law of Motion and drawing force diagrams to tell people about sex toys. 😂🤣

I’m going to try to shut up about Charlie Kirk and get back to talking about vibrators and dildos tomorrow… But first, I really need to share this EXCELLENT article with you. It’s from The Beaverton, a highly esteemed Canadian journalism institution on the same level as The Onion in the US.

THIS is the eulogy Charlie Kirk deserves. 💯 Murder* is evil no matter who’s doing it to who. But he was evil, too, and we shouldn’t pretend otherwise for even an instant. * and don’t come at me with a “what about self-defence??” strawman, I _very_ specifically chose the word “murder”.

Well this looks like a fun game 😈

If you’re wondering why a sex toy blogger (me) is fav’ing or reposting your comments about Today’s Happenings, it’s because being trans gives me very strong feelings about The Happenings. Know in your heart that I’m aware this is me in the second panel: (apologies, I have no idea who the artist is)

Oh well. I’m still having a great day regardless! Just finished my first test session with one of the sex toys I recently received for review. It was great. Felt so good. I never write a review based on just one use, but this thing’s probably going to make it into my Top Picks. 😁 t4toy.com/top-picks