Two new reviews on t4toy today — one was a flop, but THIS one… I didn’t know it was possible to deliver a price-to-pleasure ratio this good. I’ve never had a Budget Pick (best toys under US$50) make it into my Top Picks (best of the best) before, but here we are! 😁🏆 t4toy.com/reviews/luv-...

Two new reviews on t4toy today — one was a flop, but THIS one… I didn’t know it was possible to deliver a price-to-pleasure ratio this good. I’ve never had a Budget Pick (best toys under US$50) make it into my Top Picks (best of the best) before, but here we are! 😁🏆 t4toy.com/reviews/luv-...

Can governments (especially, but not limited to, the US one) PLEASE stop fucking everything up worse for maybe a few hours? I need to go masturbate so I can finish writing this review of an _awesome_ yet very affordable sex toy, but the ongoing authoritarianism is a real buzz-kill. 😑

Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡ Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

New study of 3,000+ women age 60+ years confirmed "a growing prevalence of masturbation and sex-toy use in this population and that such use led to a higher frequency of orgasm." Really interesting and sex-positive article from News Medical. www.news-medical.net/news/2025112...

I’m completely overwhelmed by all the Capitalism Participation Day (aka Black Friday) promos. Not just here — I mean *everywhere*. And I’m an adamant user of ad blockers! So I’ve decided not to publish any special promotions on t4toy.com. I am bad at being a business and making money. 😅 Oh well. 🤷‍♀️

I can't stop giggling, why can't I stop giggling?! www.xbiz.com/news/293889/...

Thanks to my generous sponsor HappyBed, I’ve been enjoying the Womanizer Duo 2 after my original Duo finally bit the dust outside of its 5-year warranty. But as much as I like it, the new price tag is just too damn much. Fortunately this is the best time to find it on sale. t4toy.com/reviews/woma...

Honestly kind of think everyone should read this because it speaks to a couple fundamental issues in relationships.

Ah, the problem is not that we fail to provide everyone with adequate housing or services for people with addiction, the *real problem* is that the rest of us are forced to see the results of these things, under the label "social decay". Got it.

Got more than I thought I was getting with this @funzzetoy.bsky.social Eggplant Vibrator www.somequeer.com/eggplant-vib... #SexToReview #Silicone #Vibrator

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. We mourn the lives lost prematurely through bigotry and violence both direct and indirect while we witness the groundwork be laid for an even longer list of names next year. Let me tell you: I. am. FURIOUS. t4toy.com/essays/trans...

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. We mourn the lives lost prematurely through bigotry and violence both direct and indirect while we witness the groundwork be laid for an even longer list of names next year. Let me tell you: I. am. FURIOUS. t4toy.com/essays/trans...

Conservatives: Let parents decide for their children! Parents know best! Conservatives on gender laws: Parents are wrong! The government knows best!

An evergreen reminder. Don't donate to the Bigot Bucket!

I’m particularly proud of the review’s subtitle: “Is a Biird in the hand worth two in my bush?” 🤣😅

It’s genuinely amusing seeing posts from Liberal supporters complaining about the NDP voting against the PM’s budget for pretty much the same reasons I’m angry at the two NDP MPs who abstained. Canadian politics are really something, eh? 🤣🇨🇦

And the NDP, who agreed to have enough MPs abstain to allow this disaster of a budget to pass, have the nerve to claim they aren’t propping up the Liberals. I’m screaming & swearing SO MUCH at the TV right now. (For non-Canadians, note that the Liberals are a centre-right party, not left-wing.)

Elizabeth May, the ONLY member of Canada’s Parliament from the Green Party, voted to approve PM Carney’s horrific budget with tons of new funding for expanding fossil fuel use. And now the NDP interim leader is giving a speech about how preventing an election is more important. Fucking cowards.

Awwwww yeah!! I finally got my ability to write back!! 😁 So let’s have a look at the Biird Gii Glow — I took all the notes I needed for this review two months ago, yet I’ve continued using the toy since which is always a good sign. 😏 t4toy.com/reviews/biir...

Me entering any sex toy store that still stocks dildos made with jelly, TPE, and other unsafe materials

Just a reminder to leave Monica Lewinsky alone. Leave her be. Let her live her life in peace, okay?

Good morning! It’s been a tough week and I’m still exhausted, but I miss telling everyone about shoving stuff in my pussy so I’m back. 🤭😊

Hey folks! I’ve been taking some time away because I felt awful about not being able to write reviews, and feeling more awful isn’t AT ALL why I do t4toy. My mental concentration seems to take longer to return after a ME/CFS flare-up than anything else. 😐 Hopefully back soon, but self-care first. 💖

Oh thank fuck, I can stand up long enough to take a proper shower and prepare a simple meal again without crashing in bed for hours. 💖 This past week of CFS/PEM was a real doozy. Now I must resist the urge to immediately do everything I had to put off so I don’t give myself another week of this… 😮‍💨

Day five of PEM (post-exertional malaise) and barely being able to walk around the house for seemingly* no reason. I do not like this at all. 😭 Desperately wish I could just power through it somehow, but trying to only makes it much worse. Sigh. * but not actually no reason. The reason is ME/CFS. 😣

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK. VACCINATE YOUR PETS! AND YOUR CHILDREN! AND YOURSELVES! VACCINES ARE LITERALLY THE BIGGEST PUBLIC HEALTH WIN EVER. THEY SAVE LIVES. THEY CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE, OR YOUR DOGS LIFE.

some straight woman on reddit was like “I hooked up with a guy recently, and afterward, he asked me how I was feeling and whether I wanted a glass of water or a snack? wtf? what was he trying to pull?” everyone in the comments is like “girl he was just trying to do aftercare” the bar is in HELLLLL

When I see people asking for recommendations for “a BBC dildo”, I get tempted to send them something like this:

Just a random guess… but you haven’t watched this recently enough, have you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJv...

Great stuff. Just fucking great. Actual adult creators are drowning under censorship but the robot is allowed to give you bullshit no-ethics, no-soul erotica. Why not.

Phew. I finally finished the most in-*depth* 😉 review I’ve ever written! I have a LOT to say about this compact sex machine from UEROS—although it isn’t flawless, it lives up to the expectations that come with its US $289 price tag and even makes it into my Top Picks list. t4toy.com/reviews/uero...

Phew. I finally finished the most in-*depth* 😉 review I’ve ever written! I have a LOT to say about this compact sex machine from UEROS—although it isn’t flawless, it lives up to the expectations that come with its US $289 price tag and even makes it into my Top Picks list. t4toy.com/reviews/uero...

there have always been people who like to write, and people who like to say they have written, and the latter really love the idea of AI and the former can not understand why you'd let a computer do the fun part.

THIS. A few months after my bottom surgery 18 years ago, my then-endocrinologist was looking at my bloodwork and was confused that I still had detectable testosterone sans testes. And he was like “weird, umm, should we put you back on the blocker?” Noooo, it’s good to still have just a little bit!

porn is not evil. sex is not evil. pleasure is not evil. kink is not evil. none of them are things to feel shame or embarrassment about. none of them deserve the heavy-handed censorship that they're facing. resist oppression (even if you don't partake in what is being oppressed)

“According to one source, the other side already has a counter attack waiting in the wings: the number 5,318,008.” 😆 (The Beaverton is basically Canada’s The Onion. But this is Alberta Premier Danielle Smith, so who can say whether it’s REALLY satire?)

I love glass sex toys! Don’t worry, they’re *way* safer than they sound. 🙂 This ribbed one from Gläs is beautiful, affordable, and a great option for exploring if you’re new to this idea. (They’re very difficult to photograph, though… it looks nicer in person. 😅) t4toy.com/reviews/glas...

Discord's customer service system was compromised, including age verification data. This is exactly one of the reasons why we don't want age verification by government ID to access online adult spaces. discord.com/press-releas...

“If I had to restart my sex toy collection, I'd go straight for the Crave Duet Classic above all other mini-vibes … how often do you see this deep penetration princess this excited about an external vibrator?” Wow, that is HUGE praise from Cyra @supersmashcache.com! I need to check it out myself! 😁

Being brave and finally trying to accept that Satisfyer isn’t going to get their shit together any time soon (if ever) regarding Fun Factory. I moved three of their truly fantastic toys from my Top Picks into a new “Top Picks Emeritus” list. 😢 t4toy.com/more/tags/to...

October is finally here! It’s t4toy’s first anniversary, and it’s also when — at long last — I get to start talking about “my 18 year old pussy” despite being in my 40s. 😂🏳️‍⚧️

October is finally here! It’s t4toy’s first anniversary, and it’s also when — at long last — I get to start talking about “my 18 year old pussy” despite being in my 40s. 😂🏳️‍⚧️

Image alt-text is crucial for some users so I’ve been providing it from the start, but I realized it could _also_ be useful to a lot of sighted readers… so with a little JS magic, it’s now magically showing up as captions underneath in-article images on t4toy.com 😁 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curb_cu...

Masturbation isn't a substitute for partnered sex; it's a vital practice of self-love and understanding your own body. It's fundamental.

I wouldn’t go *that* far, but it’s indeed pretty quiet for an air-stim toy. And it’s definitely my favourite of the premium air-stim toys! (People often call them “clit suckers” but they don’t use actual suction.) t4toy.com/reviews/woma...

Shit. Rest in power, Assata. ✊ I’m sad you’re gone, but grateful it’s of apparently natural causes. You shined so much light on so many of the ugly truths so many of us white people didn’t (and still don’t) want to acknowledge.

Lovense is working on a new AI feature for their app to supposedly “help couples decode the sounds of passion in bed … and turn it into clear, actionable feedback you can actually use.” What could *possibly* go wrong??? 🙄 Here, let me answer that for you: t4toy.com/essays/loven...

Size chart of the openings on air pulse vibrators. Find the chart, links, and input from a transmasc perspective in this blog post: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-satis...

But ultimately, if you try to file the edge off your artists you are going to go the way of Tumblr and every other failed endeavor. If people wanted sanitized content they would use Instagram. 🤷‍♀️